The Cole Smithey Thread

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PickleMan92 said:
I hope Cole does shit on Black Panther. Looks pretty boring and generic judging by the trailers. The only thing it has going for it is the African culture aspect of it, which is immediately invalidated by the fact that it takes place in a technologically-advanced fictional kingdom.
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The skyscrapers with thatched roofs are pretty lulzy.
 
Slowinthemind said:
The skyscrapers with thatched roofs are pretty lulzy.
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Reminds me of Kim Jong-il's victory arch, a horrible amalgam of Classical and Korean architecture

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ICametoLurk said:
He had one job.

One Job.

And that was to be the one giving Black Panther less than 100% review on Rotten Tomatoes, and he didn't do it. Instead someone called Ed.
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Cole failed.

Shiversblood said:
Why Are so many people on this forum COWARDS who are afraid of Cole Smithey????
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I'm not afraid of Cole Smithey. I ram my weiner into his butthole!
 
Shiversblood said:
Why Are so many people on this forum COWARDS who are afraid of Cole Smithey????
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People are just mad that they didn't win the eBay auction to have lunch with him, the greatest film critic ever, so they could show up dressed as a pickle and ask him personal questions about CWC.
 
GentlemanFaggot said:
People are just mad that they didn't win the eBay auction to have lunch with him, the greatest film critic ever, so they could show up dressed as a pickle and ask him personal questions about CWC.
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Ironically people would pay good money for interviews about his early life and his relationship with Borb, the irony being that the interview give him the views he craves but would also mean admitting he is a redneck from bumfucksville to his new yorker hipster mates.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Ironically people would pay good money for interviews about his early life and his relationship with Borb, the irony being that the interview give him the views he craves but would also mean admitting he is a redneck from bumfucksville to his new yorker hipster mates.
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I have a feeling Cole has dined out for years on the story of his harrowing escape from the boonies.
 
Shiversblood said:
I should have known Cole would be into things such as furry, and furdom. People with autism gene 9 out of 10 times want to be a fury. I think Cole is undiagnosed autustic. He likes to speed about movies. He was never tested for autism, I think Cole should be tested for it. Chris Chan transforming into a hedgehog is basically his furry. Cole wanting to be a cat in a furry manner.
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Lay off the booze man
 
Shiversblood said:
I should have known Cole would be into things such as furry, and furdom. People with autism gene 9 out of 10 times want to be a fury. I think Cole is undiagnosed autustic. He likes to speed about movies. He was never tested for autism, I think Cole should be tested for it. Chris Chan transforming into a hedgehog is basically his furry. Cole wanting to be a cat in a furry manner.
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Most Furries I know are either BPD, or edgy people who never truely grew out of highschool
 
Well conglaturations are in order as Cole Smithey was on a story that ended up on The Drudge Report.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/26/rotten-tomatoes-hollywood-love-hate-relationship

"With its dominance and prominence, Rotten Tomatoes is becoming the story – and not always in a good way. After Lady Bird got its 100% score, for example, one critic opted to lob a green splat into the mix, not because he hated the movie, but because everyone else liked it so much. “I had to consider whether to cast Lady Bird as fresh or rotten in the context of a perfect score that people were using to trumpet Lady Bird as the all-time best-reviewed movie on RT,” Cole Smithey tweeted. In other words, Rotten Tomatoes’ status as a neutral measure of critics’ opinions comes into question when it starts to influence those opinions."

I don't know the full significance of this other than a yawn from me.
 
Wraith said:
Well conglaturations are in order as Cole Smithey was on a story that ended up on The Drudge Report.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/26/rotten-tomatoes-hollywood-love-hate-relationship

"With its dominance and prominence, Rotten Tomatoes is becoming the story – and not always in a good way. After Lady Bird got its 100% score, for example, one critic opted to lob a green splat into the mix, not because he hated the movie, but because everyone else liked it so much. “I had to consider whether to cast Lady Bird as fresh or rotten in the context of a perfect score that people were using to trumpet Lady Bird as the all-time best-reviewed movie on RT,” Cole Smithey tweeted. In other words, Rotten Tomatoes’ status as a neutral measure of critics’ opinions comes into question when it starts to influence those opinions."

I don't know the full significance of this other than a yawn from me.
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From one point of view that could be considered an interesting statement, even a protest of the effect of rotten tomatoes on the film industry

From another it's cole being an Edgy twat
 
MechanicalHugbox said:
From one point of view that could be considered an interesting statement, even a protest of the effect of rotten tomatoes on the film industry

From another it's cole being an Edgy twat
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As much as I think Cole is a useless prick (and I do) this Rotten Tomatoes thing does need to be addressed. It's absurd how much importance is placed on this score, especially when said score can be derailed by a guy whose only qualifications are taking selfies in black and white and having a sped half brother.
 
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