The Cole Smithey Thread

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Kind of ironic, really. The dependent manchild that tries to shy away from public attention is more e-famous than the pretentious (yet independent) hipster who actively seeks it.
 
DragoonSierra said:
I dunno kids are a handful but to be honest I think Chris would do ok taking care of his own. He may not be good at helping them with homework but he could do shit around the house. If you could spin it as a thing that most women do Chris could probably be convinced to do a good job.
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His mother's hoarding habit is just an excuse not to clean anything up. He still wouldn't do it if she wasn't there.
 
DragoonSierra said:
I dunno. Its really hard to tell what the real barrier is when someone threatens to slit their wrists. Theres also the possibility he could get really sentimental of the hoard if Barb dies because thats how Chris is.
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Highly optimistic. Chris would sell anything that isn't nailed down.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
The only question is, which of them is the bigger failure? The one who still lives with mama, or the one who actually has a "life"?
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Chris. There's no video of Cole fucking a blow up doll on slutload with half a million views.
Also Cole has a wife and a job and isn't trying to turn his penis into a vagina with hypnosis.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
The only question is, which of them is the bigger failure? The one who still lives with mama, or the one who actually has a "life"?
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A better question: who's more happy?

Not to say that Chris is categorically more happy than Cole.

But the contest is a lot more close than their life achievements would lead you to believe.

Chris is surprisingly happy living in a trash heap, if only because he's a "woman". Whereas Cole is yearning for something more. Maybe Cole is happy now, but a malicious troll could genuinely make Cole less satisfied with his life than Chris is.

I really do believe the contest for happiness is that close between the two brothers.

Someone in a Tree said:
Though considering he thought a box of porn was worth $1000, not sure how many buyers he'll have.
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Oh no, Chris folds like origami. If Chris wanted to sell something, he'd change the price to whatever someone would buy, in a heartbeat.
 
Marvin said:
A better question: who's more happy?

Not to say that Chris is categorically more happy than Cole.

But the contest is a lot more close than their life achievements would lead you to believe.

Chris is surprisingly happy living in a trash heap, if only because he's a "woman". Whereas Cole is yearning for something more. Maybe Cole is happy now, but a malicious troll could genuinely make Cole less satisfied with his life than Chris is.

I really do believe the contest for happiness is that close between the two brothers.
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That's really a testament to how small Chris' world is. His idea of happiness is just to play pretend-he's-a-lady and snap together legos, so he'll never achieve anything.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
Chris. There's no video of Cole fucking a blow up doll on slutload with half a million views.
Also Cole has a wife and a job and isn't trying to turn his penis into a vagina with hypnosis.
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True, but last I checked, Chris also didn't bribe people to be friends with him.

Marvin said:
A better question: who's more happy?

Not to say that Chris is categorically more happy than Cole.

But the contest is a lot more close than their life achievements would lead you to believe.

Chris is surprisingly happy living in a trash heap, if only because he's a "woman". Whereas Cole is yearning for something more. Maybe Cole is happy now, but a malicious troll could genuinely make Cole less satisfied with his life than Chris is.

I really do believe the contest for happiness is that close between the two brothers.
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Honestly, when you look at it. Both have pretty small outlooks when it comes to their happiness. And any day now, either of them would crack open real easy if it were to change.
 
Marvin said:
Chris is surprisingly happy living in a trash heap, if only because he's a "woman". Whereas Cole is yearning for something more. Maybe Cole is happy now, but a malicious troll could genuinely make Cole less satisfied with his life than Chris is.

I really do believe the contest for happiness is that close between the two brothers.
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I don't regard this as being as meaningful a measuring stick as that. We're all of us yearning for something more in our lives. I'm not super happy with everything in life right now, but to borrow words from @Manly-Chicken there's no video of me fucking a blow-up doll on the slutload.

I get that Chris is basking in the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing, but it might be helpful to calculate not just present happiness, but projected future happiness too. Chris isn't going to really get any of the things he wants, ever. He'll keep being ignorant and delusional, sure, but if you're going to measure his happiness at any given point as how thoroughly he can push reality at bay, well, I kind of regard that as a philosophical splitting of hairs.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't regard this as being as meaningful a measuring stick as that. We're all of us yearning for something more in our lives. I'm not super happy with everything in life right now, but to borrow words from @Manly-Chicken there's no video of me fucking a blow-up doll on the slutload.
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The blow-up doll video is specifically an example of something Chris doesn't care about.
Alec Benson Leary said:
I get that Chris is basking in the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing, but it might be helpful to calculate not just present happiness, but projected future happiness too. Chris isn't going to really get any of the things he wants, ever. He'll keep being ignorant and delusional, sure, but if you're going to measure his happiness at any given point as how thoroughly he can push reality at bay, well, I kind of regard that as a philosophical splitting of hairs.
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As a measurement of happiness, I don't think it should be dismissed that easily. The only reason people try to dismiss it is because normal people don't maintain delusions like that, so no one treats it as a real phenomenon. Chris is rare, but we've found an example where someone really is stupid enough to sustain their stupid fantasies indefinitely.

I think that's worth commenting on.

Now, of course, Chris will be positively miserable when he's impoverished, post Barb.
 
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