The Cole Smithey Thread

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DragoonSierra said:
I would have almost said its worth it if any topic was up for discussion including Chris Barb and anything to do with his family.
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I'm pretty sure ColeSlaw blocks anyone from his Twitter/YouTube who even mentions CWC or Babs, so I would think that bringing up those topics in a face-to-face would end your evening pretty quickly. Too bad for him, because I could see the weens lining up to pay $250 for an hour or so of CWC anecdotes from someone who has actually met the Great One...
 
Muscle Bra said:
I'm pretty sure ColeSlaw blocks anyone from his Twitter/YouTube who even mentions CWC or Babs, so I would think that bringing up those topics in a face-to-face would end your evening pretty quickly. Too bad for him, because I could see the weens lining up to pay $250 for an hour or so of CWC anecdotes from someone who has actually met the Great One...
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The key is to get him to sign a contract that he will stay upon payment of the $250 and hope he doesn't put any exception clause about CWC in it. It will work only once.

He will always be CWC's half brother first, and subpar film critic second.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
The key is to get him to sign a contract that he will stay upon payment of the $250 and hope he doesn't put any exception clause about CWC in it. It will work only once.
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I only think it would work if you increased that $250 fee at least tenfold.

Cole might be the type to not want to talk about Barb and Chris unless you make it worth his while.
 
Muncie Anderson said:
I only think it would work if you increased that $250 fee at least tenfold.

Cole might be the type to not want to talk about Barb and Chris unless you make it worth his while.
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You guys are making Cole sound like some mission objective in a Fallout game or something.

"Cole can be reasoned with if you have a high enough Speech skill, however if you don't then you may be able to bargain with him for a price."
 
Muncie Anderson said:
I only think it would work if you increased that $250 fee at least tenfold.

Cole might be the type to not want to talk about Barb and Chris unless you make it worth his while.
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That's why you don't act like you're someone who knows about Chris until after he signs said contract. That is why it will only work once.
 
Good luck getting him to agree to special terms. I asked Coleslaw what nights he had available and got no response. No mention of Chris or anything, extremely professional contact. The guy just doesn't care unless you're literally in the act of putting money in his hand.
 
Muscle Bra said:
I'm pretty sure ColeSlaw blocks anyone from his Twitter/YouTube who even mentions CWC or Babs, so I would think that bringing up those topics in a face-to-face would end your evening pretty quickly. Too bad for him, because I could see the weens lining up to pay $250 for an hour or so of CWC anecdotes from someone who has actually met the Great One...
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Is he delusional enough to believe that anyone paying $250 to have a beer with him would do it for any other reason than to talk about Chris and Barb?
 
K>C said:
How does a middle-aged hipster househusband go full tankie?
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Cole is bitter he wasn't born on the Left Coast, but more importantly, due to mooching off his wife and not having to work a real job, he has the luxury to go full commie.
 
I respect Chris more than Cole. Chris has a hole in his brain. Cole is just wildly insecure and pompous. Chris also creates things. They're terrible, but he creates things. Cole just judges things.
 
Niachu said:
Discuss/direct your complaints to the quality of Cole's reviews here.

Myself, I don't have much to say about him other than he could stand to take a few more classes in writing.
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Despise being stepbrothers; him and Chris have the same terms of their ego effecting them mentally.

But Cole does show some moral sense compared to Chris and without bothering or letting it focus his life around it; Cole completed his lovequest faster and better than Chris will ever achieve in his entire period of his status now.

I reckon Coles life still has some significance in existence. Chris can make fun and try to dump his responsibilities all he wants on him; Cole still has the better life in comparison to Chris
 
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