The Cole Smithey Thread

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The Southwest Strangla said:
Imagine, you try your best to be a film critic and your social media accounts are flooded with random Chris Chan shit from normies.
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If he was a good enough critic, it wouldn’t matter as much. Instead, he’s a contrarian gasbag, and those are a dime a dozen. He could get a job doing something else.

The Joker said:
He made multiple trios to Virginia and even let Chirs stay with him in California for a week without his parents (I wish we knew more about what happened during that "bros" week. But it was likely just Chris watching tv).
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Source for this? All I found on the cwcki was:

In July 1989 the Chandler household, including Chris, flew to San Francisco to celebrate Cole's 26th birthday. This was the only time they came to visit him during his entire 16-year tenure in California.
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And Chris was a little kid at the time.
 
Ophelia said:
If he was a good enough critic, it wouldn’t matter as much. Instead, he’s a contrarian gasbag, and those are a dime a dozen. He could get a job doing something else.
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"It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that, in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things."
 
Are there any chances that Cole just works a low-key dayjob (office, etc.) that he doesn't mention (since it would work against his hipster image and the fact he doesn't overshare every aspect of his life like Chris)? Not everyone has an online presence about their 9-5 job. I've known co-workers where despite having a unique name, if you googled them you couldn't find a trace of their career online.
 
Everybody seems to think that getting Cole drunk and asking him about Chris would be hilarious. But Cole never lived with Chris- he moved out almost 2 full years before Chris was born, and apart from that one Christmas photo and Chris and Barb flying out to visit him, they've hardly ever met in person. Before weens started blowing up Cole's twitter, Chris was just "that weird distant relative who talks about video games" to him.
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
they've hardly ever met in person. Before weens started blowing up Cole's twitter, Chris was just "that weird distant relative who talks about video games" to him.
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when was it that cole started hating barb and bob. though he doesn't seem to outright hate bob the way he did barb.
he moved out at 17, but there was also that one christmas photo and them being allowed to fly and meet him when he was 26.
so they had at least neutral relations for 9 years at least.
 
Michael Janke said:
when was it that cole started hating barb and bob. though he doesn't seem to outright hate bob the way he did barb.
he moved out at 17, but there was also that one christmas photo and them being allowed to fly and meet him when he was 26.
so they had at least neutral relations for 9 years at least.
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I think Cole hated Bob so much that he wouldn't even really mention him. I recall Cole referring to him as "that republican cur" once.

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'The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.'

- The World's Smartest Movie Critic, 2007
 
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
I think Cole hated Bob so much that he wouldn't even really mention him. I recall Cole referring to him as "that republican cur" once.

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'The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.'

- The World's Smartest Movie Critic, 2007
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On the cwcki it says Cole later took some of those sentiments back iirc.
 
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
I think Cole hated Bob so much that he wouldn't even really mention him. I recall Cole referring to him as "that republican cur" once.

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'The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.'

- The World's Smartest Movie Critic, 2007
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i wonder if Cole was just trying to sound edgy.
how deep of a relationship could Cole and Bob have had. he was 14-15 when they met and he left at 17.
not much time for them to really build something. he was already a high schooler, doing his own thing.
 
Broke: Busted by the Sheriff of Bumfuck Virginia for diddling your mom
Woke: Detained by Gendarmes at Cannes for having illegal levels of drip
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Do you guys think Cole wants to lay claim to half the house or rather what half the equity is when Barb dies? I don't think he wants anything to do with Barb or Chris but that has to be a small chunk of change right there.
 
troon patrol said:
Do you guys think Cole wants to lay claim to half the house or rather what half the equity is when Barb dies? I don't think he wants anything to do with Barb or Chris but that has to be a small chunk of change right there.
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His sugar mommy left him apparently. He’s just like Chris in that he’ll never work or do anything to support himself when he can mooch off others so I have a feeling he’ll jump at the chance for free cash.
 
Dwight Frye said:
His sugar mommy left him apparently. He’s just like Chris in that he’ll never work or do anything to support himself when he can mooch off others so I have a feeling he’ll jump at the chance for free cash.
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especially if Chris is still in jail, so there's no chance the two have to interact
 
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