The Cole Smithey Thread

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Uzumaki said:
Henry Bemis said:
So...what was Coleslaw expecting to happen when he responded to Chris's fated e-mail so long ago?

True, Coleslaw was largely absent from Chris's life, but was likely perceptive enough to realize that things were not entirely right with Chris: the odd spoken and written voice, the childish interests, the obstinance, you name it. So was Coleslaw expecting an honest full-fledged effort on Chris's part to ask Barb about his parentage, or did he just use his correspondence with Chris as a stress ball?
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You can know that the boy ain't right without necessarily understanding that he's incapable of even the simplest tasks or of showing a modicum of empathy for a family member. It's not like Coleslaw was around for Chris's (ongoing) childhood.
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This is kinda why I wanna know more about that one trip to California the Chandlers took to visit Cole.
 
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Henry Bemis said:
Uzumaki said:
Henry Bemis said:
So...what was Coleslaw expecting to happen when he responded to Chris's fated e-mail so long ago?

True, Coleslaw was largely absent from Chris's life, but was likely perceptive enough to realize that things were not entirely right with Chris: the odd spoken and written voice, the childish interests, the obstinance, you name it. So was Coleslaw expecting an honest full-fledged effort on Chris's part to ask Barb about his parentage, or did he just use his correspondence with Chris as a stress ball?
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You can know that the boy ain't right without necessarily understanding that he's incapable of even the simplest tasks or of showing a modicum of empathy for a family member. It's not like Coleslaw was around for Chris's (ongoing) childhood.
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This is kinda why I wanna know more about that one trip to California the Chandlers took to visit Coleslaw.
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yeah it's very interesting. almost bizarre. it's like barb couldn't resist subjecting cole to bizarre scenarios.
 
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Henry Bemis said:
Uzumaki said:
Henry Bemis said:
So...what was Coleslaw expecting to happen when he responded to Chris's fated e-mail so long ago?

True, Coleslaw was largely absent from Chris's life, but was likely perceptive enough to realize that things were not entirely right with Chris: the odd spoken and written voice, the childish interests, the obstinance, you name it. So was Coleslaw expecting an honest full-fledged effort on Chris's part to ask Barb about his parentage, or did he just use his correspondence with Chris as a stress ball?
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You can know that the boy ain't right without necessarily understanding that he's incapable of even the simplest tasks or of showing a modicum of empathy for a family member. It's not like Coleslaw was around for Chris's (ongoing) childhood.
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This is kinda why I wanna know more about that one trip to California the Chandlers took to visit Coleslaw.
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I always assumed it was for his first wedding. Remember in one email, _cole said he begged barb to tell him who his real father was on the eve of his wedding.
 
http://howardstern.com.tw/

Listen to 12-4-13 part 4 of 6 starting at about 54:30. A guy named Cole calls in to talk about some weird Japanese game show. Before hanging up he mentions a movie called "Contracted" which was mentioned on an episode earlier in the week, and starts rambling about how he's in a film critics organization, at which point he gets cut off and Howard and Robin talk about how boring he made the conversation.

After re-listening to this and comparing it to Cole's youtube videos, the voices between him and Cole the caller do sound similar. Am I imagining things?
 
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A pompous douchebag calling another pompous douchebag. I'd say probably not but if so it's like, wow, full circle.
 
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EleSigma said:
Going out on speculation here but I wonder if Coleslaw had trouble with women in the past, since he finally got married only when he was around 50, which considering when most people get married is unusually late. Also I wonder if he and Chris are sterile?
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Old question is old, but I thought he was already married way before this (back when Megan was still down with OPL). Did he and Katherine split up or something? Or did they have a common law marriage and only now decide to have the wedding?
 
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A-Stump said:
A pompous douchebag calling another pompous douchebag. I'd say probably not but if so it's like, wow, full circle.
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I hope it is, if only to laugh harder at the irony of the situation.
 
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Anyone else still baffled that Howard Stern is still a thing? I guess America's Got Talent was a new lease on life for the guy's career but being a shock jock is so 90's.
 
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Makes sense that he likes Freddy Got Fingered, haha. A lot of parallels there for his life, especially having a younger brother who gets more attention and lots of daddy issues. I bet Chris would love the movie too. A strange guy doing whatever he wants, somehow manages to get away with it all, and gets the attention of a hot girl who's obsessed with sex. Truly the dream life.
 
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IF that is the ColeSmithey, then that part of the call needs to be properly documented on his page on the cwcki. His desperate attempts to interject in the conversation, then his changing the subject completely, then getting totally shut down by Stern. It's pretty hilarious if that's him.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
What stuck out to me about Coleslaw's review of Toy Story 3 was him talking about how Andy came off as a loser for getting sentimental about his toys in the end. Did I miss the part where it was implied that Andy was cool to begin with? He isn't developed enough for it to matter in the first place. Just because he wants to forget his childhood doesn't mean everyone does.
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Whoa. Projecting much, dude? We know, having a :snorlax: mom is hard. But how was the movie, really?
 
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Ja'mie said:
DrChristianTroy said:
What stuck out to me about Coleslaw's review of Toy Story 3 was him talking about how Andy came off as a loser for getting sentimental about his toys in the end. Did I miss the part where it was implied that Andy was cool to begin with? He isn't developed enough for it to matter in the first place. Just because he wants to forget his childhood doesn't mean everyone does.
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Whoa. Projecting much, dude? We know, having a :snorlax: mom is hard. But how was the movie, really?
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Well it had moments where things weren't sunshine and lollipops and actual drama. Way too scary for kids. This is where a smiley of Cole would go but lets be real, not really worth making.
 
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Because he's a sidedish to Chris chan
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Ja'mie said:
DrChristianTroy said:
What stuck out to me about Coleslaw's review of Toy Story 3 was him talking about how Andy came off as a loser for getting sentimental about his toys in the end. Did I miss the part where it was implied that Andy was cool to begin with? He isn't developed enough for it to matter in the first place. Just because he wants to forget his childhood doesn't mean everyone does.
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Whoa. Projecting much, dude? We know, having a :snorlax: mom is hard. But how was the movie, really?
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Well it had moments where things weren't sunshine and lollipops and actual drama. Way too scary for kids. This is where a smiley of Coleslaw would go but lets be real, not really worth making.
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:geek: , except imagine him bald and smirking.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Exactly. If Bob doesn't have a smiley Coleslaw doesn't deserve one. One more way Coleslaw loses to Bob.
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Anyone else still baffled that Howard Stern is still a thing? I guess America's Got Talent was a new lease on life for the guy's career but being a shock jock is so 90's.
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He doesn't shock jock anymore, he's too lazy to be controversial. Now he just sort of kills time, like David Letterman before his guests comes on. His bread and butter now is talking to his passive-aggressive douchebag limo driver about twitter.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Anyone else still baffled that Howard Stern is still a thing? I guess America's Got Talent was a new lease on life for the guy's career but being a shock jock is so 90's.
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I still listen to Opie and Anthony, for what it's worth.

Anyways I wasn't able to listen to the call due do format issues on my device. Would it he possible for someone to upload the audio to YouTube or transcribe it? It'd be awesome if someone could :oops:
 
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