The Cole Smithey Thread

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Isn't Cole in his mid or late 40s now?
He's got old man sperm and would create a Chris if he had kids.
 
Rollo said:
Engineers can be some of the biggest autists around, speaking from personal experience.
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The university I got my bachelor's from only produced pilots and engineers, two intelligent groups that couldn't be less similar in social environments. We had to do those idiotic 4 Letter personality tests freshman year. While almost every single one of the aviation dept started with an E, the engineers all had an I to lead off. The following 4 years just proceeded to reinforce it as correct. Last year when I went back for the 10 year reunion, my spouse was able to tell which program the person had graduated from just by how/if they made eye contact with her when she smiled and said hello
 
TiggerNits said:
The university I got my bachelor's from only produced pilots and engineers, two intelligent groups that couldn't be less similar in social environments. We had to do those idiotic 4 Letter personality tests freshman year. While almost every single one of the aviation dept started with an E, the engineers all had an I to lead off. The following 4 years just proceeded to reinforce it as correct. Last year when I went back for the 10 year reunion, my spouse was able to tell which program the person had graduated from just by how/if they made eye contact with her when she smiled and said hello
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We had the same just over 5 years ago when I was in first year, some whole spiel about how be the best plum you can be because if you try to be a banana you will only be a cut rate banana and not everybody likes bananas.
I was actually only a mediocre student but got a lot of opportunity offered to me because I love public speaking and understand eye contact and hand shakes.
 
I think it'd be funny if someone bought that dinner date with Cole on eBay, then invited Barb and Chris, bought them plane tickets everything and just brought them along on the date.

Then sit back at the table, get some popcorn and chardonnay and enjoy the view.
 
Rollo said:
We had the same just over 5 years ago when I was in first year, some whole spiel about how be the best plum you can be because if you try to be a banana you will only be a cut rate banana and not everybody likes bananas.
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What kind of shitty metaphor is that? Plums suck
 
Goochole said:
I think it'd be funny if someone bought that dinner date with Cole on eBay, then invited Barb and Chris, bought them plane tickets everything and just brought them along on the date.

Then sit back at the table, get some popcorn and chardonnay and enjoy the view.
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Dinner for Schmucks

Oh wait a minute.......

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TedBovisUK said:
I can't understand why Cole's film reviews on YouTube have such low view counts. I've watched a few of them, and whilst they're not earth-shaking, I've seen a lot worse.
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Because people do not like him very much, anyone that unironically calls themself "the smartest film critic in the world" is a pretentious prick.
 
TedBovisUK said:
I can't understand why Cole's film reviews on YouTube have such low view counts. I've watched a few of them, and whilst they're not earth-shaking, I've seen a lot worse.
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Because nobody gives a shit about his stupid opinions. His only viewers are rubberneckers who want to see the moronic hipster brother of famous autist Chris-Chan make a fool of himself.
 
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