The Cole Smithey Thread

[Wildcard Urie]

The only thing Cole is better at than Chris is getting the fuck away from Barb.

His reviews are dull. Chris has the fame Cole desires. If they switched lives, I'm pretty sure they would both go insane.

 

[AsianChris]

It'll be a center piece at a 2040 outsiders art MoMA exibition. Chris' time will come.

Did you mean "MoBA"? Seriously, I can see his drawings in that place in the future.

Museum Of Bad Art – art too bad to be ignored

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I still hope Cole will some day be forced to reenact "Rainman" by going on a roadtrip adventure with Chris Chan.

 

[The handsome tard]

I still hope Cole will some day be forced to reenact "Rainman" by going on a roadtrip adventure with Chris Chan.

Chris would be filming from his phone while Cole just has this "I just want this to end" look while driving.

 

[{o}P II]

This is such a strange thread in the way that new posts are so infrequent that whenever i see it on the board thread i just assume Cole has finally croaked

 

[Just Dont]

Do you guys think Cole talks about Chris to his leftists elite friends?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Do you guys think Cole talks about Chris to his leftists elite friends?

Cole has probably gone great lengths to distance himself from any possible association with the mistake of God.

 

[Grog]

This is such a strange thread in the way that new posts are so infrequent that whenever i see it on the board thread i just assume Cole has finally croaked

Cole is only 56 and hasn't been in contact with the hoard or its inhabitants for decades and that was only one day. He'll be okay.

 

[TheRedBaron]

In theory do you all think Cole follows Chris' life and sees whats going on? or just closes his eyes, covers his ears and rocks back in forth in a fetal position pretending Chris doesnt exist and neither do the likely ween he almost certainly hears from

 

[Bombsaway]

In theory do you all think Cole follows Chris' life and sees whats going on? or just closes his eyes, covers his ears and rocks back in forth in a fetal position pretending Chris doesnt exist and neither do the likely I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME he almost certainly hears from

How could you not know? Poor bastard is cursed with being related to him.

 

[AnOminous]

How could you not know? Poor bastard is cursed with being related to him.

I think he's buttmad about it but aware enough to know that ever acknowledging it would just attract even more trolls.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I think he's buttmad about it but aware enough to know that ever acknowledging it would just attract even more trolls.

The fact that Chris is more famous than him certainly eats at him. He probably keeps his distance out of shame and self preservation. I don’t blame him really. If Chris was my relative I’d ignore anyone that brought him up and would pretend he didn’t exist.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The fact that Chris is more famous than him certainly eats at him. He probably keeps his distance out of shame and self preservation. I don’t blame him really. If Chris was my relative I’d ignore anyone that brought him up and would pretend he didn’t exist.

You act as if Chris wouldn't pay a billion dollars to be in Cole's shoes.
1. Comparatively normal life
2. Kids and wife that aren't imaginary
3. Trolls haven't made Cole do weird shit like stick things up his butt
4. Normal People (not bronies or trolls) don't recoil in disgust when Coles tries to make conversation because they don't believe Cole is a lunatic or sex offender.
5. Cole is comparatively more sane and doesn't have autism.
6. Cole doesn't have to be around Barb and can easily tell her to fuck off at every turn.
7. Cole didn't have to Troon out just to get a few losers to hold him in positive regard.
8. Cole is the better looking one, and that isn't saying much.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You act as if Chris wouldn't pay a billion dollars to be in Cole's shoes.
1. Comparatively normal life
2. Kids and wife that aren't imaginary
3. Trolls haven't made Cole do weird shit like stick things up his butt
4. Normal People (not bronies or trolls) don't recoil in disgust when Coles tries to make conversation because they don't believe Cole is a lunatic or sex offender.
5. Cole is comparatively more sane and doesn't have autism.
6. Cole doesn't have to be around Barb and can easily tell her to fuck off at every turn.
7. Cole didn't have to Troon out just to get a few losers to hold him in positive regard.
8. Cole is the better looking one, and that isn't saying much.

The funny thing about Cole and Chris is they want something the other has. Cole wants fame while Chris wants a sweetheart

 

[Fagnacious D]

I still hope Cole will some day be forced to reenact "Rainman" by going on a roadtrip adventure with Chris Chan.

If he ever meets up with Chris the result will more than likely look like the ending to "Of Mice and Men" With Chris as Lennie

 

[Booey]

I reckon the world will finally end when Cole reviews Sonichu.

 

[WutangLee]

I reckon the world will finally end when Cole reviews Sonichu.

Cole, from what I've read of his work. Is something of an elitist. And probably looks down on internet-subcultures and isn't likely aware of the grand reach of trolling culture. Yeah, he'll probably never touch Sonichu.

 

[Bragorboats]

Years ago, when Bob died I have a vague memory of people ringing Cole to let him know Bob had died, and he said something like "I know I know, please stop ringing"

Does anyone else remember this or am I making it up?

 

[{o}P II]

Years ago, when Bob died I have a vague memory of people ringing Cole to let him know Bob had died, and he said something like "I know I know, please stop ringing"

Does anyone else remember this or am I making it up?

I remember hearing that somewhere as well

I wonder if he will show up to barbs funereal

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I remember hearing that somewhere as well

I wonder if he will show up to barbs funereal

Not sure what he's bitching about. He wanted to be told when that fuck dropped.