The Cole Smithey Thread

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PuckishRogue said:
I actually adore that Cole gets so little internet money. He puts the bare minimum thought into his film work. It's the shit you expect to see in a freshman year film class, not by someone who claims to be a pro.
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Chris put more effort into his Animal Crossing Documentary than Cole has ever put into anything he's recorded. And it's almost certain that more people have watched Chris's documentary than any of Cole's stuff.
 
I don't know how he can live with a rich wife who pays for everything while staying at home and making crap content as a side hobby. What does he do all day? They don't have kids, right?
 
Wait, you can pay for a beer with Cole. Does he really make people pay a bunch of money to have a beer with him at his wife's fucking bar?
 
Stephanie Bustcakes said:
Chris, Cole, and Barb all have someone else pay for everything while they stay at home and do nothing. Weston genes are garbage.
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And Cole thought he was the better one.
ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
I've always suspected Cole of having some crappy service industry job during the day.

And at night the Mrs. probably parks him behind the bar to serve drinks or has him doing something else for their place.
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That would be better than being what amounts to a neet
 
PuckishRogue said:
Wait, you can pay for a beer with Cole. Does he really make people pay a bunch of money to have a beer with him at his wife's fucking bar?
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He is not making anyone do anything considering no one took up his offer, people would only do it to get the dirt on barb and Chris and there is no fucking way Cole would agree to that.
 
I'd like to think if you got Cole drunk enough, he'd be dying to break down about his mommy issues.

Shit, I'd drink with Cole, he's probably got some great stories about the SoCal punk music scene from the late 80s-early 90. I mean, he may be a pretentious twat now, but the fucker played the the Whiskey a Go Go.

Granted I'd need to take out a sizable loan to get somebody drunk in Manhattan.
 
Xanax said:
Chris put more effort into his Animal Crossing Documentary than Cole has ever put into anything he's recorded. And it's almost certain that more people have watched Chris's documentary than any of Cole's stuff.
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More people have watched Chris fuck a blowup doll than all of Cole's shit combined.
 
Mason Verger said:
I'd like to think if you got Cole drunk enough, he'd be dying to break down about his mommy issues.

Shit, I'd drink with Cole, he's probably got some great stories about the SoCal punk music scene from the late 80s-early 90. I mean, he may be a pretentious twat now, but the fucker played the the Whiskey a Go Go.

Granted I'd need to take out a sizable loan to get somebody drunk in Manhattan.
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I still can't get over the fact that Cole's auction includes "you buy my drinks and yours all night" as a stipulation. You've already paid for him to show up, and he won't even do rounds.
 
Xanax said:
I still can't get over the fact that Cole's auction includes "you buy my drinks and yours all night" as a stipulation. You've already paid for him to show up, and he won't even do rounds.
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In theory you're double paying seeing as the money goes back into his wife's bar.
The Weston apple doesn't fall far from the tree..
 
Xanax said:
I still can't get over the fact that Cole's auction includes "you buy my drinks and yours all night" as a stipulation. You've already paid for him to show up, and he won't even do rounds.
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Eh... it's douchey, but it's possible that was a way to make sure he doesn't end up losing on the deal. Not that I want to hang with Cole Smithey, but if I paid $250 for a night of drinking, I could get that money back and then some, particularly at a NY hipster pub.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Eh... it's douchey, but it's possible that was a way to make sure he doesn't end up losing on the deal. Not that I want to hang with Cole Smithey, but if I paid $250 for a night of drinking, I could get that money back and then some, particularly at a NY hipster pub.
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Are drinks that pricey in NYC? $250 (~£190) would get me and four friends completely blackout drunk at a pub, with a bit left over for the bus home. Then again, that would be drinking the popular beers available at every pub in England, a trendy beer snob type would probably gag from a mouthful of it.
 
Xanax said:
Are drinks that pricey in NYC? $250 (~£190) would get me and four friends completely blackout drunk at a pub, with a bit left over for the bus home. Then again, that would be drinking the popular beers available at every pub in England, a trendy beer snob type would probably gag from a mouthful of it.
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Yeah, no, this is craft beer. Best case scenario, it's triple the price of any of the mainstream stuff. And the cocktail prices are probably in the double digits.
 
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