The Bufords Kiwi Awards 2025 - The awards by Kiwis, for Kiwis have returned!

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Best overall overall: @all

I vote one of each for everyone, and the user who posted above me, and below me.

 

[Dedans]

Best Overall Contributor: @Useful_Mistake

Best Researcher: @AssignedEva

Blackest Nigger: @Lidl Drip

 

[Steve Seagull]

Best Researcher: @Folgers Can

 

[Dr. Butt]

I voted for AltisticRight he needs some love beacause every one likes to shit on him for having wrong opinions

wait they what
am i really his only simp
you're saying...there's a chance?

Best Overall pillar of democracy: @AltisticRight
Best New OP: Francis E. Dec, Esq. by @Mister Mint
Best Researcher: @AssignedEva
Most Deserved Ban: @Vinluv Handesbukia
In memoriam Cow: Joe Winko
In memoriam User: @Cats

 

[dcss]

@Relinquish for best contributor.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

The rest is too hard, but @Vinyl Handjobukkake easily takes the most deserved ban cake.

 

[Metatron]

BLM BLM BLM!

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

I vote for George W Bush

 

[notorietus]

Best Overall Contributor

@Relinquish (Literally contributes to multiple various threads and does a lot of research. Was also a good community figure)

Best New OP

KiwiTubers by @Osama Bin Laden (Grew really popular and often cited flaws within YouTubers that often covered drama related to Lolcows which did not credit the Kiwi Farms. Also a bunch of drama ensued, very funny)

Best Rewritten OP

SplatSource Community by @Tread Miller (Is one of the most extensively written threads within the site. Literally extensive knowledge and research about figures without even being involved. It's crazily good research).

Best Researcher

@Avenue
Extensive work dug into, created new various OPs and dug into various lolcows. I worked with him as well and he often had extensive knowledge. It'd be cool for multiple nominations like @Gibs and @Spectate.

Best Lolcow Fan Work

@NaggotFigger, "Trick or Pepperoni"

Most Deserved Ban

I abstain my vote for this category but I just would like to add that @Glowie was unbanned very recently on December 25th, 2025 and @BrunoMattei was never banned from the site.

 

[Core Theorist]

I nominate @Travis Touchdown (REAL) for best, tightest bussy.

 

[Otterly]

Voted for @Magic Pickle for overall because of your absolutely fabulous posts (and your use of alliteration) in the Troon threads. A joy to read, regardless of the eyebleach required afterwards!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Also a bunch of drama ensued, very funny)

and the thread caused a 20k sub loss to a fat horny mexican

 

[Lurker]

best in everything: @Lidl Drip

FUCKIN KWEEN

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

No nomination?
Welp, better luck next year.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Best contributor
Genocidersyo

Best New op
Osama bin Laden

Best rewritten op
Lidl drip

Best researcher
Genocidersyo

Best fanwork
Ralph attends a funeral

Most deserved ban
Glowie

Immemoriam

Kingcobrajfs

Immemoriam kiwis
Cats

 

[The Last Stand]

and @BrunoMattei was never banned from the site.

He banned himself from life. There’s something to admire.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Throwing my support behind GenosiderSyo for keeping us dorks in BP up to date on all our favourite cows

 

[a vending machine]

Best Overall Contributor: @Lidl Drip (come back to MHT)

Best Researcher: definitely @Gibs

 

[•~•]

Best Overall Contributor

@Osama Bin Laden

Best New OP

@Mister Mint

Best Rewritten OP

@Admiral Throbnelius

Best Researcher

@Relinquish

Best Lolcow Fan Work

@NaggotFigger, But I believe @AgarthaCrack should have been nominated too.

Most Deserved Ban

Slungus

 

[Easterling]

Can we get a category for best shitposter