🦊 Furry The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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I stumbled upon this guy while browsing BlueSky, and I think everyone needs to see these photos.
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I think it's the eyes that bother me more than anything else in this suit. And bear in mind, these were just the ones he uploaded in the last 24 hours. He's been uploading dozens of these photos daily despite them getting little to no engagement.
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What REALLY caught my attention was the fact that mixed between these photos, he started poorly cropping himself out of existing photos and slapping himself into other images, JustinRPG style. Unlike Justin, there's no weird fetish porn he shoved himself in (at least that I saw), but the poor quality of his photoshopping is still kinda funny regardless.
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Maybe it's just me, but this is the kind of awful fursuit content I appreciate the most. No gross fetishes, no political sperging, no sparkledog bullshit, just some unfiltered autism.
The suit reminds me of this one really weird chuck e cheeses styled music video with violin in it, and at one point the fox suited guy scrubbed himself all over inside a bathtub
 
While the acid fursuits have been featured in this thread before, no one seems to have compiled them into one post for posterity:
Acid Fox
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Acid Skunk
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Acid Racoon
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Acid Tiger
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Acid Horse
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Acid Dragon
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By autism's powers combined, they form ACID REVELATION:
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And as others have noted, the creator is Magnus Diridian, the creator of the Confederate fursuit and many other "unique" suits.
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He also made a fursuit of Jack, so the shoddiness is actually justified as being faithful to the original comic.
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I'd like it as a legitimate children's character suit in a theme park or something. It's bright and colorful and fun. I'm a ho for psychedelic rainbow crap.

But all furry content is inherently ruined because it's fetish shit.
 
Also look at all them gotdamn stuffed animals
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of normal type pokemon, Eevee is the best pokemon for humans. They are very huggable so you can give it cuddles for hours and it can evolve into many different forms with their own unique strengths. No other Pokemon comes close to this.
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of normal type pokemon, Eevee is the best pokemon for humans. They are very huggable so you can give it cuddles for hours and it can evolve into many different forms with their own unique strengths. No other Pokemon comes close to this.
Found you, Dragoneer.
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of normal type pokemon, Eevee is the best pokemon for humans. They are very huggable so you can give it cuddles for hours and it can evolve into many different forms with their own unique strengths. No other Pokemon comes close to this.
See, we know these people will evolve it into Vaporeon, because (I am so fucking sorry, but it must be done) in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
 
See, we know these people will evolve it into Vaporeon, because (I am so fucking sorry, but it must be done) in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
there is literally an egg group called "Human-like" that most humanoid creatures are in
 
there is literally an egg group called "Human-like" that most humanoid creatures are in
I'm aware of this. For the same reason I'm aware Pokemon tournament players will pay $500 for a perfect EV+IV+Nature pokemon with the prescribed egg moves. At least that was the going rate around 15 years ago. Hardcore Pokémon fans are actually brain damaged.
 
"A semi truck driving, Antro[sic] bear that likes trains, balloons and photography"
>>"...unfiltered autism."
Second 18 wheeler driving autist I know about. There is one that makes Youtube videos about being a tard on CB radio at truckstops, with Thomas the Tank Engine weirdness.
So the US government lets full furfag 99% autist get a CDL and into the cab of a big rig? Think about Chris in command of a semi.
Its not terrible. Doesnt burn my retinas either. The snake plushy is neat idea, NGL.
The curl in the tail is overkill and looks like a rainbow colored turd. 7 out of 10
 
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