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- Aug 11, 2022
The funny thing is Zooble is the most responsible for Caine to break down and become AM-levels of vindictive. Troons ruin everything even in their own stories lmao.Getting rid of Zooble would be a fucking blessing for Gangle's character. Coddling Gangle every chance they get is just hurting the characters ability to grow and keeping them in the same boring state they have been in since episode 1.
Zooble is obviously the self-insert for the troon creator and hurts the narrative as one would expect for a troon self-insert character. Constantly stealing screen time from other characters and monologuing to what might as well be the audience to accomplish FUCKING NOTHING is getting exhausting with this waste of space troon. Zooble doesn't even have an actual dynamic within the group of characters.
Pomni is the fish out of water new guy, Jax throws wrenches, Gangle is the depressed butt of the joke, Ragatha is the wannabe mother, Kinger is the wildcard. Zooble just hates Jax and angsts about being a troon all the time.
Get rid of this character and the show improves significantly.
Even Jax, someone who "everyone hates", is just playing along the adventures in an anti-social way. Zooble on the other hand refuses to participate even in the most mundane adventures because she has the densest stick up her ass. She's the perpetually angsty teen who hates going to church with her parents and ruins everything. She feels like her body is not hers or whatever but she's perfect and doesn't need to change because fuck you.
Zooble lost the popularity poll right next to Caine as she rightfully belongs. Nobody likes grumpy, jaded characters unless they develop or are fun to watch. Neither which are Zooble. Everyone hates Zooble, from old boomers to little ol' alphas.
Kill Zooble. Behead Zooble. Roundhouse kick a Zooble into the concrete. Slam dunk a Zooble baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Zooble. Defecate in a Zooble food. Launch Zooble into the sun. Stir fry Zooble in a wok. Toss Zooble into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Zooble gas tank. Judo throw Zooble into a wood chipper. Twist Zooble heads off. Report Zooble to the IRS. Karate chop Zooble in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Zooble. Trap Zooble in quicksand. Crush Zooble in the trash compactor. Liquefy Zooble in a vat of acid. Eat Zooble. Dissect Zooble. Exterminate Zooble in the gas chamber. Stomp Zooble skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Zooble in the oven. Lobotomize Zooble. Mandatory abortions for Zooble. Grind Zooble fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Zooble in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Zooble with a ray gun. Kick old Zooble down the stairs. Feed Zooble to alligators. Slice Zooble with a katana.
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