TF2 Emporium - 15-year-old cabal of terminally online game content creators contributing to the rot of a near 20-year-old game they could care less for.

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piombo said:
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New NeoDement pic just dropped. This nigga has a diamond chin AND a Megamind forehead, kek.
 
You know, its really strange as to why they are so hellbent on letting known harassers and impersonators stay on their awesome hecking no-drama discord. All they have to do is boot the fuckers and like a third of Emporium major criticism would drop. Perhaps they still have contacts on the mod team covering for them? Or maybe I'm giving it too much thought and Emporium jannies are just retards who are more eager to insta ban someone for saying anything remotely offensive to gigahons rather than address actual issues
 
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Patrick Bait-man said:
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New NeoDement pic just dropped. This nigga has a diamond chin AND a Megamind forehead, kek.
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This feels like one of those "This is your face - This is your face on Meth" PSA posters lmao.
Stone Enjoyer said:
its really strange as to why they are so hellbent on letting known harassers and impersonators stay on their awesome hecking no-drama discord
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To be frank, they never believed in any of that to begin with. It was just a cover they like to use to pretend to be good guys as they crybully everyone else. Typical troon culture.
 
Patrick Bait-man said:
"Sir, another nu-TF2 community update project that's never going to get released as an official update has been launched."
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Be on the lookout for SLOP AHOY.
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oh yeah this one is a funny one especially since it has not one, but three copes for joining this project
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i don't know about you, but i don't think it's a good pitch when this site says that you're doing it for free (but you will totes get the recognition from le community!) on the most important parts of it

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piombo said:
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It's so funny that this retard faggot is twisting himself over good image of emporium when it obviously can't have that, because most of emporium members 100% aware that they're just a bunch of grifters that pour shitty content into tf2 only for money and self-pleasure, & that they cannot defend all drama inside their hugbox discord server. That's why instead of speaking up with zesty - they just trying to silence him up and spread a long running gayop that he is horrible transphobe.
 
I'm restating things that have been said by me and others numerous times, but it really is a goddamn shame what these faggots have done to the game and its community. It's a constant game of TDS (Tranny Dick Sucking) for GBP (Good Boy Points) and if you remotely go against the grain, you're immediately blocked by most people who refuse to communicate with you. How many creatives over the years have either been blackballed by everyone, or abandoned the game entirely, because of these troons and faggots?

I see people sometimes blaming the Invasion update as a whole for being the reason why Valve doesn't work with the community, which itself is true, but those people willfully ignore the one key piece of the puzzle. Most of the people on the Invasion team were troons/faggots. Imagine what could have been had the Invasion update not been helmed by a bunch of troons, and had instead been helmed by people with actual experience in running a project like that. The Emporium faggots aren't really helping the Valve/community situation any by sneaking in their faggot flags in item textures and maps.

We can't just blame the troons and faggots though. Shoutout to the complete retards throughout the years who helped ruin Valve's relationship with the community, with their bullshit:
  • Tyler McVicker, for obvious reasons
  • Jessecar and Geel who ruined whatever the EotL update's duck thing was meant to evolve into by abusing server plugins to spawn so many ducks so quickly that all the XP logging caused a mild denial of service attack on the Steam servers.
  • Drunken_F00l, who ruined the golden wrench event by somehow getting info on the wrench drop timings and giving the info to his fuckbuddies. Not to mention ruining idling for everyone with that idler program he created that led to Valve fucking the drop system up. And in an example of bad logic, Valve later hired this retard.
  • Whoever the fuck was responsible for Valve ruining Halloween gift box drop functionality, by making a plugin that let players idle on a server and be teleported around to gift drop locations to automatically farm gifts, then turning around and broadcasting the fact they were doing so.
  • Competitive retards, again, for obvious reasons. Without these retards we likely wouldn't have competitive or casual mode and we'd still be in the glory era of Quickplay except a further refined Quickplay that would actually be functional.
  • I'm probably missing more retards here but these were the few that came to me as I was typing this out.
 
piombo said:
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"Hecking awesome youtuberinos should totally come and save our asses"

The "narrative" about Emporium was built entirely by you retards. Treating community's concern over integrity of the game as a joke, seeing workshop as a way of making fast cash rather than putting actual passion into your content, constant infighting, being unable to just shut the fuck up, etc etc. No amount of nu-tf2ber ass kissing is going to change the general perception of Emporium until people associated with it put actual effort into changing for the better. But thats probably never going to happen, because, after all, its always someone else's fault for them
 
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Shoresy said:
Competitive retards, again, for obvious reasons. Without these retards we likely wouldn't have competitive or casual mode and we'd still be in the glory era of Quickplay except a further refined Quickplay that would actually be functional.
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You're too fond on the valve, comp update was going to happen regardless of what community would say, because it was Valve's ultimate decision: as zesty said in his video - compies only wanted to get an official spotlight from Valve and maybe a more centralised league system, they did not want to change pubs in any means, but new-hired stubborn valve employees did not understand that, and just retardedly pushed CS:GO formula on TF2. If Valve would listen - we would truly avoid this 9/11.
 
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