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[Solaire of Austria]

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Darn.

 

[Burgerasssand]

Darn.

That just ain't right!

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Remember when Eric Smith said he wouldn't accept the Water Waders team color change because "people might like it the way it is?"

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[NeonFlux]

On a brighter note, Since there's going to be another MVM update:

It means we're going to get more meltdowns from high tour gambling addicts who need the new items.

 

[Bloodrage]

On a brighter note, Since there's going to be another MVM update:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-0X1aJGDrc
It means we're going to get more meltdowns from high tour gambling addicts who need the new items.

MVM has some of tf2's best meltdowns

 

[Shoresy]

On a brighter note, Since there's going to be another MVM update:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-0X1aJGDrc
It means we're going to get more meltdowns from high tour gambling addicts who need the new items.

Except there won't be new items. New items were never promised and according to an email from Eric S. there aren't plans to add new loot.

 

[Big Lenny]

Remember when Eric Smith said he wouldn't accept the Water Waders team color change because "people might like it the way it is?"
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Again, the fact that this made it into the game to begin with is concerning.

Except there won't be new items. New items were never promised and according to an email from Eric S. there aren't plans to add new loot.

Eric Smith said the TF team isn't asking for new loot submissions. Doesnt necessarily mean they arent going to use prexisting community-generated content, or create their own aussies.

 

[NeonFlux]

Even if there isn't any new loot, you're still going to see rage because the new update will dilute the MVM player base temporally with new and returning players who haven't touched MVM in years, leading to lot of anger when the high tours get told to fuck off by the weekend warriors type players who just want to mess around and have fun.

It'll probably be some more lazy aussie skins for weapons that don't have them yet.

 

[Shoresy]

Even if there isn't any new loot, you're still going to see rage because the new update will dilute the MVM player base temporally with new and returning players who haven't touched MVM in years, leading to lot of anger when the high tours get told to fuck off by the weekend warriors type players who just want to mess around and have fun.

It'll probably be some more lazy aussie skins for weapons that don't have them yet.

Australium + Botkiller Fists, Kukri, Bat, Shovel, Bottle, Bonesaw, and Fire Axe lol

 

[Conan]

Australium + Botkiller Fists, Kukri, Bat, Shovel, Bottle, Bonesaw, and Fire Axe lol

these terms are acceptable

 

[thhrang]

It'll probably be some more lazy aussie skins for weapons that don't have them yet.

Australium + Botkiller Fists, Kukri, Bat, Shovel, Bottle, Bonesaw, and Fire Axe lol

these terms are acceptable

If they add any new Aussies it'll probably be from this guy.

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Black Market Business Pack

 

[Solaire of Austria]

If they add any new Aussies it'll probably be from this guy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H4NMxEPaIxQPack #1
Pack #2
Pack #3
Black Market Business Pack

There's no way Valve will add aussie shotgun and pistol. Also if we get any new aussies (no lol), that surely won't be kukri or fucking family business.

 

[Big Lenny]

I would be surprised if Valve doesn't do an Aussie pistol or Shotgun. It would be so easy to do, and make them so much money. It would take an afternoon to model, and make then literal millions of dollars.

If Valve actually tries to push out an MvM update without new drops, then the game truly is dead. It would be such a laughably tonedeaf and suboptimal mistake that only Valve could make.

 

[Postmodernist Disaster]

I want to feel his pain too, but the fact that he didn't even bother to build a dispenser nearby tells me he's not a true engie.

 

[Shoresy]

I would be surprised if Valve doesn't do an Aussie pistol or Shotgun. It would be so easy to do, and make them so much money. It would take an afternoon to model, and make then literal millions of dollars.

They don't have to model it. They just add a new VMT/VTF combo to the shotgun model for the Aussie variant, and slap the respective australium texture VTF in as the $envmap parameter like the rest of the Aussies.

 

[piombo]

for whoever's interested a new leak of unused content happened in a valve cut content discord, it's mostly sfm stuff but it contains stuff from meet the x videos basically

Spoiler: screenshots with explanation under them

(list of what to expect)

Spoiler: portal 2's holiday vault 10

Spoiler: unused iteration of lumberyard/trainyard(?)

Spoiler: beta badwater

Spoiler: meet the spy's i fucked your mom scene + spy in his underpants with high five taunt

Spoiler: meet the sniper's music and assets

(early bobblehead)

Spoiler: beta 2fort

Spoiler: early saxton hale + demand from the leakers

Spoiler: meet the medic

Spoiler: uncategorized

there's probably more but this post is long enough and i don't have anything else

e: added the screenshots of a beta of badwater

late e: for tf2-centric maps these are the highlights in terms of beta content

pl_proto1 = beta badwater
cp_goldrush = goldrush but as a cp map
devtest = alpha 2fort
trainyard_01 = scrapped map
trainyard_02 = beta lumberyard
trainyard_03 = scrapped map
fa_granary_mid = early(?) arena granary
fa_grax = beta ravine
fa_gravel_pit = arena gravel pit
fa_well_mid = arena well
goldrush_spawn = goldrush but with no doors to either spawn?

 

[Star Classic]

for whoever's interested a new leak of unused content happened in a valve cut content discord, it's mostly sfm stuff but it contains stuff from meet the x videos basically

Spoiler: screenshots with explanation under them

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(list of what to expect)
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Spoiler: portal 2's holiday vault 10

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Spoiler: unused iteration of lumberyard/badwater/trainyard(?)

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Spoiler: meet the spy's i fucked your mom scene + spy in his underpants with high five taunt

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Spoiler: meet the sniper's music and assets

mtt_sniper_music_01.wav
mtt_sniper_music_07.wav
mtt_sniper_music_09.wav

(early bobblehead)
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Spoiler: beta 2fort

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Spoiler: early saxton hale + demand from the leakers

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Spoiler: meet the medic

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Spoiler: uncategorized

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there's probably more but this post is long enough and i don't have anything else

>meet the sniper music

Emplemon is probably creaming himself right now. I swear I remember him trying to find an copy of that song.

 

[Solaire of Austria]

I would be surprised if Valve doesn't do an Aussie pistol or Shotgun. It would be so easy to do, and make them so much money. It would take an afternoon to model, and make then literal millions of dollars.

If Valve actually tries to push out an MvM update without new drops, then the game truly is dead. It would be such a laughably tonedeaf and suboptimal mistake that only Valve could make.

You know Valve, they'll take the most boring option possible. Even if we get new aussies, they'll pick them as they did for Two Cities: single-class metaslave or showoff weapons.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Interesting reference to Team Fortress 2 and Heavy Weapons Guy.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

TF2 modding at it's finest: