Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

[TFT-A9]

I actually have most of the feats for it, but I'll come short on it due to where it's said it will end.

Great Cleave is probably the worst feat tax, as normally it's fairly pointless unless your DM literally threw a blob of retarded weak enemies at you to murk one after the other. Weapon Focus isn't really a great feat either but it's such a common prereq that it hurts less. Dev Crit is a one trick pony and usually crit-exploitation is done better with the Lightning Mace+Aptitude weapon trick (but DMs usually shut that shit right the fuck down from my understanding). Pre-epic, the Warblade can usually accomplish this easier by pumping the hell out of Jump and taking Feral Death Blow from Tiger Claw. Save-or-die that uses (modified, I think) Jump ranks to add to DC. The benefit of going that way is that there are a TON of great things that synergize with pumping Jump - Leap Attack comes to mind, and Tiger Claw gives you a few good tools to capitalize on that like the one stance that boosts your jumping ability.

 

[Adamska]

Great Cleave is probably the worst feat tax, as normally it's fairly pointless unless your DM literally threw a blob of retarded weak enemies at you to murk one after the other. Weapon Focus isn't really a great feat either but it's such a common prereq that it hurts less. Dev Crit is a one trick pony and usually crit-exploitation is done better with the Lightning Mace+Aptitude weapon trick (but DMs usually shut that shit right the fuck down from my understanding). Pre-epic, the Warblade can usually accomplish this easier by pumping the hell out of Jump and taking Feral Death Blow from Tiger Claw. Save-or-die that uses (modified, I think) Jump ranks to add to DC. The benefit of going that way is that there are a TON of great things that synergize with pumping Jump - Leap Attack comes to mind, and Tiger Claw gives you a few good tools to capitalize on that like the one stance that boosts your jumping ability.

Honestly, the fact I traditionally do plain crit damage with the prismatic effects stacked on as well as the slow effect whenever I crit (~55% of the time) is usually enough combined with the other people in the group.

Which includes a fully developed verminlord/druid hybrid, a dread necromancer, a deathmaster, a bone knight, a sorcerer that specialized in transmutation and illusions, and a Barbarian that's taking advantage of Epic progression to dabble in Sword Sage and who spec'ed as a rage build.

Each one of us would be a bullshit BBEG since after a certain point we just plain have the materials to make ourselves so much worse.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

There are feats/skill tricks that let you hold a concentration spell and do other things IIRC. Think there's actually a low-level buff spell that lets you do it too.

Specifics? There's only so much you can do with implosion, since it either kills them outright or does nothing. You can't target anyone twice with the same casting, either.

You can get four rounds of implosion off if you prep it right before the slot dies. It bypasses constructs and anything immune to death effects.

There is that, since implosion is an evocation.

Of course, my personal go to for someone spamming spells is to drop an antimagic field around them, then have the fighter grapple them

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

My favorite counterspell is battle-axe induced sharp-edge trauma to the cranium.

 

[TFT-A9]

Question about RAW interaction between the feat Minor Shapeshift and the Warshaper - does Minor Shapeshift count as at-will form-changing for the purposes of qualifying for the Warshaper's Flashmorph instead of Multimorph?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Question about RAW interaction between the feat Minor Shapeshift and the Warshaper - does Minor Shapeshift count as at-will form-changing for the purposes of qualifying for the Warshaper's Flashmorph instead of Multimorph?

It does as RAW, but really it is something to talk to the DM about as the class was made before the Changeling was made and assumed that people would be play core races and core classes.

 

[TFT-A9]

Specifics? There's only so much you can do with implosion, since it either kills them outright or does nothing. You can't target anyone twice with the same casting, either.

Skill trick: Swift Concentration lets you maintain concentration on a spell as a swift action, prereq is 12 ranks in Concentration.
Feat: Extraordinary Concentration lets you maintain concentration as a move action if you make the DC (25+spell level) and if you beat the check by 10 or more you can do it as a swift. Advantage over Swift Concentration is that there's no "once per encounter" limit, otherwise it's inferior.

The spell I had in mind doesn't let you actually do this, apparently, but it might be helpful. Aiming at the Target (abjuration) can be cast while maintaining concentration and it gives you +10 circumstance bonus to maintain concentration on the spell. Might make it easier to use Extraordinary Concentration and make that check. There's also a feat from Races of Stone that lets you take 10 on a concentration check at any time. How useful this is to the imploder, I'm not certain.

My favorite counterspell is battle-axe induced sharp-edge trauma to the cranium.

"Shit, the evil wizard is casting something. Quick, distract him, Brutus."

*Brutus, the Goliath Bloodstorm Blade, charges and hurls his greathammer at the wizard. Rolls a nat 20. Evil wizard explodes in a fountain of gore.*

"BRUTUS HATE WIZARDS."

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Skill trick: Swift Concentration lets you maintain concentration on a spell as a swift action, prereq is 12 ranks in Concentration.
Feat: Extraordinary Concentration lets you maintain concentration as a move action if you make the DC (25+spell level) and if you beat the check by 10 or more you can do it as a swift. Advantage over Swift Concentration is that there's no "once per encounter" limit, otherwise it's inferior.

The spell I had in mind doesn't let you actually do this, apparently, but it might be helpful. Aiming at the Target (abjuration) can be cast while maintaining concentration and it gives you +10 circumstance bonus to maintain concentration on the spell. Might make it easier to use Extraordinary Concentration and make that check. There's also a feat from Races of Stone that lets you take 10 on a concentration check at any time. How useful this is to the imploder, I'm not certain.


"Shit, the evil wizard is casting something. Quick, distract him, Brutus."

*Brutus, the Goliath Bloodstorm Blade, charges and hurls his greathammer at the wizard. Rolls a nat 20. Evil wizard explodes in a fountain of gore.*

"BRUTUS HATE WIZARDS."

I'm completely lost as to what edition we're in. Is this 3E or 3.5E?

 

[TFT-A9]

I'm completely lost as to what edition we're in. Is this 3E or 3.5E?

I thought we were talking 3.5e. To be fair there's a lot of stuff from 3e that can be just plugged right into 3.5 with minimal-to-no tweaking.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I thought we were talking 3.5e. To be fair there's a lot of stuff from 3e that can be just plugged right into 3.5 with minimal-to-no tweaking.

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I saw a conversation strictly about 3e and not also including 3.5e.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I was getting confused. I thought 3.5E dropped Concentration as a skill. Too much PF I suppose.

The skill trick system reminds me -- unpleasantly -- of how clumsy WotC was with the splatbooks. Ugh.

Extraordinary Concentration requires fifteen ranks in Concentration. DC to sustain implosion is 34 (25+9), but minimum level to cast implosion is 17th, so if you've tacked a rank into Concentration every level minimum, and assuming you have a decent Constitution (let's say 14), your check is +19, which means you only sustain the spell on a 15+ on d20.

Assuming you took -max- ranks in Constitution at 17th level (20 ranks for a class skill) and took Skill Focus (Concentration), you now have a +25 check. Sustain the spell on a 9+ on d20.

This seems like an awful lot of work for a very narrow window of opportunity.

 

[Fagnacious D]

I found the ultimate soyified Table Top RPG! It's the SJW end game for all Pen and Paper games!
I give you, RULES AND ROBERTS:


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A Social Justice Warrior, an Intersectional Paladin, a Rogue Worker... this can be you in Rules & Roberts! Engage in collective decision making while exploring perilous dungeons and fantastical realms.
Rules & Roberts is a lightweight storytelling game that will introduce players to Robert's Rule of Order, a set of parliamentary procedures used by a wide range of democratic organizations.

• For 3 to 3000 players
• Easy to learn: no dice nor complicated stats
• Includes a set of hilarious campaigns
• Educational for both players and Dungeon Masters
• A fantasy game designed by and for leftists
• FREE (print and play)

 

[TFT-A9]

I found the ultimate soyified Table Top RPG! It's the SJW end game for all Pen and Paper games!
I give you, RULES AND ROBERTS:
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I think the funniest thing about this is that it's free and people will probably ignore it anyway because it's purified, distilled, concentrated anti-fun.

I'd personally rather take my chances with FATAL or even Wraeththu or Black Tokyo because at least you can derive humor from those in theory.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

I found the ultimate soyified Table Top RPG! It's the SJW end game for all Pen and Paper games!
I give you, RULES AND ROBERTS:
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The fact that someone thought of combining role playing with bureaucratic procedure and instead of immediately laughing it off made it into a real game with the impression that other people would want to play it astounds me.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The fact that someone thought of combining role playing with bureaucratic procedure and instead of immediately laughing it off made it into a real game with the impression that other people would want to play it astounds me.

I'm pretty sure that's just satire.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Okay so I was rereading through what my D&D group calls "The Infamous Torture Scene" and saw something early on that I did that I'd thought I'd share with you guys because I think it's funny.

So, a little background is necessary. The BBEG who is torturing my character is a tall snake lady who has been disguising herself as a half elf. She is being aided by her maid and right hand woman whom will be the punchline of this snippet. Finally I'm playing a 600+ year old Eladrin(Elf) who is for ease of understanding basically a female Solid Snake mixed with Pocahontas.

So prior to waking up in the holding cell our team had taken on the BBEG in her throne room after she monologues about how she 'tricked' us which would become ironic soon thereafter during the famous torture scene, though I won't be talking about that bit here. Anyways we fight her but she captures out Ranger and so we lay down our weapons and surrender in exchange for his safety, BUT I for whatever reason also get my arm cut off as punishment at which point I pass out and am dragged to a cell. So I wake up in the cell after the BBEG's maid heals me a bit and immediately cough up blood right into her face as the BBEG arrives and enters my cell as well. The maid wipes off the blood and steps aside for the BBEG who starts punching me to which I choke out a joke "I have to hand it to you, I didn't think you could throw a punch." while waving the nub of my missing arm. To this the BBEG punches me again and says "There's a lot people don't know about me." To which I respond in broken bloody coughing and weezes "No yeah, I get it the whole snake thing." at which point I proceed to cough blood on the maid's face again purposefully. This continues for a moment with the BBEG ignoring the coughing up blood completely while the maid gets more angry and flustered like a Looney Toons bit all leading up to the moment when I reveal I had been playing them both from the start and had already contacted the capital cities military via my hawk familiar which the BBEG had provided e the materials to summon. Of course that was only one of the reveals to be had at the moment as I still had my ace up my remaining sleeve so to speak, but that's a story for another time. The important thing was the DMs face. His expression of disbelief even having known what I had done prior to the reveal was priceless.

 

[TFT-A9]

Okay so I was rereading through what my D&D group calls "The Infamous Torture Scene" and saw something early on that I did that I'd thought I'd share with you guys because I think it's funny.

So, a little background is necessary. The BBEG who is torturing my character is a tall snake lady who has been disguising herself as a half elf. She is being aided by her maid and right hand woman whom will be the punchline of this snippet. Finally I'm playing a 600+ year old Eladrin(Elf) who is for ease of understanding basically a female Solid Snake mixed with Pocahontas.

So prior to waking up in the holding cell our team had taken on the BBEG in her throne room after she monologues about how she 'tricked' us which would become ironic soon thereafter during the famous torture scene, though I won't be talking about that bit here. Anyways we fight her but she captures out Ranger and so we lay down our weapons and surrender in exchange for his safety, BUT I for whatever reason also get my arm cut off as punishment at which point I pass out and am dragged to a cell. So I wake up in the cell after the BBEG's maid heals me a bit and immediately cough up blood right into her face as the BBEG arrives and enters my cell as well. The maid wipes off the blood and steps aside for the BBEG who starts punching me to which I choke out a joke "I have to hand it to you, I didn't think you could throw a punch." while waving the nub of my missing arm. To this the BBEG punches me again and says "There's a lot people don't know about me." To which I respond in broken bloody coughing and weezes "No yeah, I get it the whole snake thing." at which point I proceed to cough blood on the maid's face again purposefully. This continues for a moment with the BBEG ignoring the coughing up blood completely while the maid gets more angry and flustered like a Looney Toons bit all leading up to the moment when I reveal I had been playing them both from the start and had already contacted the capital cities military via my hawk familiar which the BBEG had provided e the materials to summon. Of course that was only one of the reveals to be had at the moment as I still had my ace up my remaining sleeve so to speak, but that's a story for another time. The important thing was the DMs face. His expression of disbelief even having known what I had done prior to the reveal was priceless.

Oh this sounds like it's going places.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Oh this sounds like it's going places.

It's especially satisfying because the DM was a piece of shit that belongs in RPG Horror Stories.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

I found the ultimate soyified Table Top RPG! It's the SJW end game for all Pen and Paper games!
I give you, RULES AND ROBERTS:
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Just another one page(technically two page) meme system.
If you want something that took longer than a few hours to create there's Monsters of Murka, which is supposed to be a parody setting based on that one country.
It has some very creative monsters

These are from their kickstarterpage, there's also a troll trump called tromp but the image won't load. I'm waiting for someone to reupload it so I can see just how dated it's going to be in four years.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just another one page(technically two page) meme system.
If you want something that took longer than a few hours to create there's Monsters of Murka, which is supposed to be a parody setting based on that one country.
It has some very creative monsters

These are from their kickstarterpage, there's also a troll trump called tromp but the image won't load. I'm waiting for someone to reupload it so I can see just how dated it's going to be in four years.

If it had an equal approach to democratic politicians, I wouldn't even care, but when "trumplin" is the best they can come up with... sheesh.

The biggest surprise is that we don't have an angelic version of Hillary Clinton as the "pariah of compassion" or something similarly stupid on the other side.

Also:

Hilarious. And only ... what? 4 years after everybody else did this shit already?