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Sadly no. I wonder why he took it down. Probably because if made him look like a raging loony.
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Sadly no. I wonder why he took it down. Probably because if made him look like a raging loony.
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got a bit of an update for everyone that is some good news overall for my boyscout adventure. I got my first official meeting with the scouts with my campaign tonight as a introductory thing for the summer with the campaign and merit badge thing starting up at august the 28th. I got finals coming up very soon the week after next week but I will be finishing up the classes I have mentioned on here at the start of that month along with various spells for some schools of magic I made. I'll post each of them on here as I get them done
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White Wolf is doing an hour long AMA on twitch the 13th to cover their current "controversies"
Edit: It is at 8am pacific time because why not
Edit: It is at 8am pacific time because why not
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Apparently there was an example roll where the dice were "1, 4, 8, and 8". There were 45 pages of pearl-clutching spergery about it over on RPGnet before the thread got locked, but I'm too lazy to sift through it.
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They know a lot of tabletop gamers will being going to bed a few hours before and don't want any backlash. The only ones who will watch it will be the wellfare SJW who have nothing better to do that to support their ideology.
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i've been monitering the shit show, pretty much all the evidence is either circumstantial, being completly thin skinned or pure conspiracy
https://web.archive.org/web/20180709211850/http://www.dogwithdice.com/whitewolfaredead/
Referance to Last of lukes dignity aside The author has apparantly is aware of V:TM but isnt aware that most Vampire Elders are lying evil bastards who views humans as a lunch.
Of fucking coarse their's a Gamergate section and Zak is apparantly the bloody king. As I recall Zak said he didnt endorse Gamergate in any context and their's no actual proof he did any of the stuff they said he did because RPG forums is full of shit.
Anybody else notice call out culture writters all got this really meladramatic obnoxious writting style which drags on, is full or redundancies and is really repetative? it makes their stuff a complete ordeal to read.
A little more even tempered better summerization of the outrage for people who don't want to waste 20 minutes on this shit.
http://secretsofthemasquerade.tumbl...at-the-fuck-is-happening-with-v5-neonazis-and
A tumblr poster bitching about secret nazi's complaining about someone else's self-awareness.
Naturally appeals for calm from normal people have resulted in accusations of gasslighting and whistleblowing.
A company whose setting is often mocked for it's hippy dippy ways is now too keen on nazism for the woke crowd because the authors trust their readers to understand nazi's are cunts without implicitly stating it and don't constantly suck American neo-liberal dick, these fucking people are a total liability
EDIT-the main author Dogwithdice seems to have totally vanished of the net. I wonder if he just got slapped with a massive fucking cease and desist from white wolf for calling them Nazi's in countries where being a Nazi is a criminal offense and slander?
https://web.archive.org/web/20180709211850/http://www.dogwithdice.com/whitewolfaredead/
Referance to Last of lukes dignity aside The author has apparantly is aware of V:TM but isnt aware that most Vampire Elders are lying evil bastards who views humans as a lunch.
Of fucking coarse their's a Gamergate section and Zak is apparantly the bloody king. As I recall Zak said he didnt endorse Gamergate in any context and their's no actual proof he did any of the stuff they said he did because RPG forums is full of shit.
Anybody else notice call out culture writters all got this really meladramatic obnoxious writting style which drags on, is full or redundancies and is really repetative? it makes their stuff a complete ordeal to read.
A little more even tempered better summerization of the outrage for people who don't want to waste 20 minutes on this shit.
http://secretsofthemasquerade.tumbl...at-the-fuck-is-happening-with-v5-neonazis-and
A tumblr poster bitching about secret nazi's complaining about someone else's self-awareness.
Naturally appeals for calm from normal people have resulted in accusations of gasslighting and whistleblowing.
A company whose setting is often mocked for it's hippy dippy ways is now too keen on nazism for the woke crowd because the authors trust their readers to understand nazi's are cunts without implicitly stating it and don't constantly suck American neo-liberal dick, these fucking people are a total liability
EDIT-the main author Dogwithdice seems to have totally vanished of the net. I wonder if he just got slapped with a massive fucking cease and desist from white wolf for calling them Nazi's in countries where being a Nazi is a criminal offense and slander?
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A lot of that sites info is also protected so somethings up with them.
Twitters gone. His names Justin MacCormack though, at least that's what the profile for his Twitter said. His Facebook page is gone (also say's his name is Justin MacCormack)
So far the only thing up for him is this
https://www.weasyl.com/~parallax/submissions/1629508/dogwithdice-com-launches
http://archive.is/b3w55
Site was only up a few months.
Goes by the name Justin Paradox online
https://plus.google.com/107561283841627985329
http://archive.is/nFh1l
Say's he's from Glasgow
https://www.amazon.com/default/e/B00LSCF50E?redirectedFromKindleDbs=true
http://archive.is/yw60g
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I didn't imagine he'd disappear but that is really weird.
This whole screaming of courting Nazis or condoning them with new Masquerade seems utterly retarded because I don't see it and nobody I know who has read that playtest release sees it either.
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Hence why he started to remove his presence from the internet. The backlash is too much for Justin. I really want to know what else we could find on this guy because he's clearly exceptional.
Yup...He is.
Goes by JustinParallax online too, found his furafinity account (because of course he has one) http://archive.is/duX9M
His Twitter account was shut down not too long ago.
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To answer his question-yes it is funny as fuck that you're fat ass is on the stairs spouting layperson philsophy you absolute furry unit.
Yeah I'm not suprised, I'm guessing their's going to be some pretty brutal back room recriminations on onyx path for their passive aggresive antics during this and this is just them saving face with the 'woke' crowd
Yeah I'm not suprised, I'm guessing their's going to be some pretty brutal back room recriminations on onyx path for their passive aggresive antics during this and this is just them saving face with the 'woke' crowd
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What gets me is that they honestly think that someone rolling 1,4,8,8 is a Nazi dogwhistle and not a random bunch of fucking numbers.
These people are crazy as fuck.
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According to the "roommate" on Twitter he's also into inflation from what I understand of the Tweet about Justin blowing up a giraffe balloon in the middle of their flat.
This guys into all sorts of shit.
His books are also "Erotica" which him being a fat man should instantly tell you how bad they are. Least they're cheap if anyone is interested in horrifying themselves for our amusement.
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I think you've got three groups you've got the bat shit sjw types who are deeply paranoid so are unwilling to give the benifit of the doubt to things most people would shrug off, then you've got the nasty little shits who are looking to rake the game over the coals and group three the dumb hysterical cattle who always get in on this.
Saner heads do seem to be prevailing and most people arnt buying this shit.
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So we decided to try out AD&D because our DM wanted to do a RedLetterMedia one-off and he was curious about how the old system worked. We then proceeded to create a menagerie of amazingly bad ideas:
Aiden Band: What started as a simple healer (whose name is literally a reference to Band-Aid) became so much worse as the game began. He became a choir boy (in reference to the class level names of old), and slowly became a desperate incel whose heart broke when the skeleton he brought back to "life" (wasting his one spell) rejected his advances. He was Neutral Good.
George/IDC: Literally the player's name. He was our rogue (or cut-purse or whatever it's called), who instantly didn't give a shit about the game when he found out it was AD&D. This character's theme was ennui and not giving a shit about anything. She would legit break space/time with her apathy. She was true neutral, due to apathy.
Guska: I never even heard his character's name. But he played a Fighting Woman (no -4 STR due to 2e) with CHA 6. She would proceed to be the biggest skank in the world, but this would save him in our last big fight. She was Chaotic Evil, though she played it more chaotic disgusting.
Weetabix: My guy. I signed in late during character creation and heard "Yeah, I don't care", and our DM sounding drunk (despite being dead sober). I said fuck it and essentially made Beavis in wizard form and named him after a treat. I wasted my one spell pretty much in the beginning of the game, thus becoming the spastic punch wizard. He was Stupid Evil obviously.
So the campaign itself. It all started when we woke up in Mr. Plinkett's basement, and Weetabix and Aiden immediately began the campaign by their spells on stupid shit and George rolled to see if he gave enough of a shit to not just leave the party (he barely succeeded). Beavis in Wizard Form wasted sleep on a bust of Rich Evans he thought was alive. Aiden max healed a skeleton, and then kneeled down to beg for marriage, given we ruled he was rejected even by the priests. He began sobbing when the skeleton rejected him. George would immediately stab that bust out of annoyance, because me casting sleep made it give us a riddle Weetabix failed (he apparently didn't know his name).
Suddenly an Orc Pubicbeard teleported in and threatened us. George and Guska would fail to connect on him in the beginning, while Aiden hid and hugged the annoyed skeleton. Weetabix would giggle and spaz attack him; his tard strength would almost immediately kill him. He then nearly died back when the Orc hit him with his own club (I am so happy I rolled 4 for my HP). Then George killed the Orc, feeling naught but the desire to die himself. Weetabix then proceeded to roll around in the orc's guts because this is what the game was becoming.
We then went into a Shrine of Plinkett, with a pizza roll ready for the statue of the old bastard. George tried and failed to survive the process of eating it, but vomited in disgust. Then Guska ate the vomited out pizza roll and held it down longer before vomiting himself. This desecration brought it to life. A short but sharp fight ensued, and a stab by Guska killed it. She gave Weetabix the remains, and he used it as a gel for his hair because fuck it.
We then would check out the three doors, and Weetabix would declare the wooden one the right one because he used the Last Crusade as his logic. It led to a dead end, and George, tired of this shit would rip a hole through reality itself due to a nat 20 (George seems to have a rabbit's foot up his ass given he got 3-4 of them this whole campaign). Our DM, who was slowly getting drunk and regretting life as this game went on, said fuck it, and sicked the ShowBiz Pizza Bear on us right from the Pizza Dimension.
Right as the fight begins Weetabix rolled a SAN check just because and failed. It was at this point that George officially stopped giving a shit and walked away from the fight, opening one of the iron doors instead. Guska would charge the bear and initiate what becomes the capstone of the campaign. Aiden would run back to the skeleton and sob into it some more. Meanwhile Weetabix would use his Wizard STR to rip out the Rich Evans bust for a "genius plan". It wasn't needed though, as due to a double failed attack rolls between Billy-Bob (that's actually the ShowBiz mascot's name) and Guska initiated a seduction roll. Both rolled low, but Guska did higher. They then had disappointing and depressing sex, which drove the bear into shame.
Weetabix would then lock Guska into the Pizza Dimension "on accident" and go down the door that George went. George at this point stumbled onto the Orc PD training grounds learning how to avoid edged weapons. She nat 20'd on law and basically tricked them into letting her go, leaving the campaign for good. As our DM was ready to rocks fall us due to this travesty, I asked for one last thing: Weetabix dying by police brutality. Weetabix tried to walk past, claiming he was armed with a club and thus had no edged weapon to threaten them with. They readied to beat him down ala Rodney King, but then George stepped in and used her newfound lawyer skills to get him out.
In conclusion, George would become a lawyer fighting for human rights in a cruel Orc-led society, Weetabix would be locked away into a sanitarium, Aiden joined r/incels and sobbed about how he'll never fuck people. Guska was forever trapped in the Pizza Dimension, the Pizza Bear not answering his calls.
And I leave you with a quote on the game from one of the players: "This game is kind of like a fever dream, but this actually happened."
Aiden Band: What started as a simple healer (whose name is literally a reference to Band-Aid) became so much worse as the game began. He became a choir boy (in reference to the class level names of old), and slowly became a desperate incel whose heart broke when the skeleton he brought back to "life" (wasting his one spell) rejected his advances. He was Neutral Good.
George/IDC: Literally the player's name. He was our rogue (or cut-purse or whatever it's called), who instantly didn't give a shit about the game when he found out it was AD&D. This character's theme was ennui and not giving a shit about anything. She would legit break space/time with her apathy. She was true neutral, due to apathy.
Guska: I never even heard his character's name. But he played a Fighting Woman (no -4 STR due to 2e) with CHA 6. She would proceed to be the biggest skank in the world, but this would save him in our last big fight. She was Chaotic Evil, though she played it more chaotic disgusting.
Weetabix: My guy. I signed in late during character creation and heard "Yeah, I don't care", and our DM sounding drunk (despite being dead sober). I said fuck it and essentially made Beavis in wizard form and named him after a treat. I wasted my one spell pretty much in the beginning of the game, thus becoming the spastic punch wizard. He was Stupid Evil obviously.
So the campaign itself. It all started when we woke up in Mr. Plinkett's basement, and Weetabix and Aiden immediately began the campaign by their spells on stupid shit and George rolled to see if he gave enough of a shit to not just leave the party (he barely succeeded). Beavis in Wizard Form wasted sleep on a bust of Rich Evans he thought was alive. Aiden max healed a skeleton, and then kneeled down to beg for marriage, given we ruled he was rejected even by the priests. He began sobbing when the skeleton rejected him. George would immediately stab that bust out of annoyance, because me casting sleep made it give us a riddle Weetabix failed (he apparently didn't know his name).
Suddenly an Orc Pubicbeard teleported in and threatened us. George and Guska would fail to connect on him in the beginning, while Aiden hid and hugged the annoyed skeleton. Weetabix would giggle and spaz attack him; his tard strength would almost immediately kill him. He then nearly died back when the Orc hit him with his own club (I am so happy I rolled 4 for my HP). Then George killed the Orc, feeling naught but the desire to die himself. Weetabix then proceeded to roll around in the orc's guts because this is what the game was becoming.
We then went into a Shrine of Plinkett, with a pizza roll ready for the statue of the old bastard. George tried and failed to survive the process of eating it, but vomited in disgust. Then Guska ate the vomited out pizza roll and held it down longer before vomiting himself. This desecration brought it to life. A short but sharp fight ensued, and a stab by Guska killed it. She gave Weetabix the remains, and he used it as a gel for his hair because fuck it.
We then would check out the three doors, and Weetabix would declare the wooden one the right one because he used the Last Crusade as his logic. It led to a dead end, and George, tired of this shit would rip a hole through reality itself due to a nat 20 (George seems to have a rabbit's foot up his ass given he got 3-4 of them this whole campaign). Our DM, who was slowly getting drunk and regretting life as this game went on, said fuck it, and sicked the ShowBiz Pizza Bear on us right from the Pizza Dimension.
Right as the fight begins Weetabix rolled a SAN check just because and failed. It was at this point that George officially stopped giving a shit and walked away from the fight, opening one of the iron doors instead. Guska would charge the bear and initiate what becomes the capstone of the campaign. Aiden would run back to the skeleton and sob into it some more. Meanwhile Weetabix would use his Wizard STR to rip out the Rich Evans bust for a "genius plan". It wasn't needed though, as due to a double failed attack rolls between Billy-Bob (that's actually the ShowBiz mascot's name) and Guska initiated a seduction roll. Both rolled low, but Guska did higher. They then had disappointing and depressing sex, which drove the bear into shame.
Weetabix would then lock Guska into the Pizza Dimension "on accident" and go down the door that George went. George at this point stumbled onto the Orc PD training grounds learning how to avoid edged weapons. She nat 20'd on law and basically tricked them into letting her go, leaving the campaign for good. As our DM was ready to rocks fall us due to this travesty, I asked for one last thing: Weetabix dying by police brutality. Weetabix tried to walk past, claiming he was armed with a club and thus had no edged weapon to threaten them with. They readied to beat him down ala Rodney King, but then George stepped in and used her newfound lawyer skills to get him out.
In conclusion, George would become a lawyer fighting for human rights in a cruel Orc-led society, Weetabix would be locked away into a sanitarium, Aiden joined r/incels and sobbed about how he'll never fuck people. Guska was forever trapped in the Pizza Dimension, the Pizza Bear not answering his calls.
And I leave you with a quote on the game from one of the players: "This game is kind of like a fever dream, but this actually happened."
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White Wolf seriously needs to cut ties with Onyx Path, just let them play with the exalted and Chod lines. Open their own forums and get their own mod staff and have that section of OP chopped off like a gangrenous limb.
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They really do. I don't know why Onyx Path gathers so many dumb ass SJWs considering Exalted the original RP was fairly adult and non PC. Idk if subsequent editions changed it, though since I can't be arsed to read it.
I actually have no real dislike what Oynx Path did with VtR and God Machine, either. It's just their fans seem fucking annoying.
I hope you're right. I'm not sure why the crazy assholes tend to outweigh the sane voices to companies. Everyone knows Nazis are bad and any one who has played original VtM knows modern Brujahs came in the skinhead and Biker variety. Like duh.
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10/10 would play a “normal” campaign of that style where half the party dies to a kobold who rolls well in the first session.
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I legit thought Weetabix would die even though he was "beefy" by wizard standards; I was surprised when he didn't. It's my only big gripe with ADnD; that you can actually die on character creation and/or start with 1 HP with bad luck.