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A decade of success isn't a fluke. Mike Mearls built a sustainable business model for 5e and a content model with broad appeal. They're burning it all down now for asspats from sex weirdo Twitter.
Not to let the degenerates get off scot free, but they were always in the fantasy scene to varying degrees. Just look at Ed Greenwood
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I honestly think the joggers killed it faster for me. You have a very unpopular series of race riots over a man the majority of the US believes deserved it, killed by a man most people believe is innocent, all during the scamdemic, and now your escapism is changing it’s game mechanics and lore over it? I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what killed it for everyone else too.
 
I would guess tetori monk because otherwise grappling becomes borderline useless against slightly well prepared humanoids at that level, when every Tom, Dickzor, and Haraldr can afford to have freedom of movement applied to them before every combat.
Freedom of Movement comes up a lot, I tend to have it up when they're fighting things that know who the party is. Between the wizard and the alchemist with dispelling bomb it gets taken down pretty quickly. When grappling isn't an option he usually opts to cast spells or move the party around though.
 
A decade of success isn't a fluke. Mike Mearls built a sustainable business model for 5e and a content model with broad appeal. They're burning it all down now for asspats from sex weirdo Twitter.
They wouldn’t do this if those people weren’t such rabid consoomers.
Not to let the degenerates get off scot free, but they were always in the fantasy scene to varying degrees. Just look at Ed Greenwood
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I honestly think the joggers killed it faster for me. You have a very unpopular series of race riots over a man the majority of the US believes deserved it, killed by a man most people believe is innocent, all during the scamdemic, and now your escapism is changing it’s game mechanics and lore over it? I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what killed it for everyone else too.
Ed Greenwood’s always been a freak. Personally I don’t like to be at tables with nor do I invite the kind of people that like these changes. I find that over time they’ll become more and more insufferable and make more and more demands. You have to remember that WotC also arbitrarily banned 10 magic cards as a way to pander to these people.
Funny enough, Ed Greenwood blocked me back in 2019 when I asked him why he didn’t have a problem with the flood of third party material like books with guidelines to playing an erotic campaign.
 
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I've seen this making the rounds on Twitter, and has attracted everyone over this as apparently the guy is a huge sperg for wheelchair people.
 
I've seen this making the rounds on Twitter, and has attracted everyone over this as apparently the guy is a huge sperg for wheelchair people.
Anyone who insisted on a character like this, I'd put staircases all over the place in every single dungeon. Eventually the rest of the party would shove this bitch down one in her chair.
 
Anyone who insisted on a character like this, I'd put staircases all over the place in every single dungeon. Eventually the rest of the party would shove this bitch down one in her chair.
I’m playing a Paladin right now in a 5e game and I can only imagine the shitstorm of a conversation we would have when I point out “Hey, you know, my character could probably just heal your spine or whatever.”
 
Why the flying Korean fuck would you want to play a character in a wheelchair? That sounds like something an annoying fag would choose just like playing a troon.
 
Why the flying Korean fuck would you want to play a character in a wheelchair? That sounds like something an annoying fag would choose just like playing a troon.
The original Twitter post I found this on tells me the poster is an annoying fag.
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IDK, probably because this is literally all they have posted? Also the tweet: https://twitter.com/memeslich/status/1769129768266395865
 
I’m playing a Paladin right now in a 5e game and I can only imagine the shitstorm of a conversation we would have when I point out “Hey, you know, my character could probably just heal your spine or whatever.”
I'd usually consider curing crippledom a high level clerical spell, not something within the relatively limited abilities of a paladin's clerical spell abilities.
Why the flying Korean fuck would you want to play a character in a wheelchair? That sounds like something an annoying fag would choose just like playing a troon.
An escort mission where you had to get a powerful but crippled wizard to some location where he had to cast a spell seems at least a reasonable cause for such a character.
 
I'd usually consider curing crippledom a high level clerical spell, not something within the relatively limited abilities of a paladin's clerical spell abilities.
I've always treated Lay on Hands to be better healing than clerical healing actually, I've always imagined it being a straight shot of the divine into a person only limited by the soul of paladin. But then I've always imagined paladins to be the Green Berets of the good divines so they need special tricks to gain the trust of the community.
 
When I think the Team Unwinnable podcast couldn't get more fascinatingly pathetic. They proved me wrong. They prove the whole damn world wrong. They are 40-years-old, men getting emotional and tearing up looking at he-man Toys and D&D lead miniatures in Sears wish Catalogs. Of course, they couldn't help themselves but lecture listeners who say Merry Christmas over happy holidays. Which makes their Call Of Cthulhu episodes bizarre. These faggots attacked Ghostbusters fans who didn't watch Ghostbusters 2016 and believe Star Wars never had women or black fans until Disney. Yet they never went on a leftists political rant over Call Of Cthulhu. They hate Tolkien for being too conservative and nationalistic.
 
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I've seen this making the rounds on Twitter, and has attracted everyone over this as apparently the guy is a huge sperg for wheelchair people.
Oh, but I accept the existence of crippled people in fantasy settings.

They're the people my Cleric spends his spell slots healing whenever we spend more than a day in town. For some reason they're always thankful. Maybe my GM is a bigot.
 
Tenser's Floating Disk (or a more powerful variant, whatever) already does wheelchair wizard in D&D, and for higher levels, you could presumably summon a genie to carry you around on adventures (instead of just paying for Restoration like a normal person). Of course, that doesn't allow you to virtue signal that hard on Twitter.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sl7OsWUSoFQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Xuytq_UngxEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=T8Ca-2slVXYWhen I think the Team Unwinnable podcast couldn't get more fascinatingly pathetic. They proved me wrong. They prove the whole damn world wrong. They are 40-years-old, men getting emotional and tearing up looking at he-man Toys and D&D lead miniatures in Sears wish Catalogs. Of course, they couldn't help themselves but lecture listeners who say Merry Christmas over happy holidays. Which makes their Call Of Cthulhu episodes bizarre. These faggots attacked Ghostbusters fans who didn't watch Ghostbusters 2016 and believe Star Wars never had women or black fans until Disney. Yet they never went on a leftists political rant over Call Of Cthulhu. They hate Tolkien for being too conservative and nationalistic.
Jesus fucking Christ we get it all ready. Stop giving them views. Stop asking us to give them views. I'm sick of seeing this globohomo thumb nail art on every fucking post you make.
 
I'm a bit surprised (and at the same time am not) at daggerheart being that restrictive/railroady, one youtuber I follow (I know i know) mentioned a few things about it months ago which seemed interesting, namely the d12. Them after how their mystery/horror game turned I wasn't expecting quality gameplay. Overall I don't care enough to go nab a PDF and make my own conclusions, never really cared about critical role.
Speaking about critical role, surprised nobody brought up, in this or the other thread, Matt Mercer catching some heat over the whole palestine situation and then recorded himself going on about how depressed he is.

Speaking of systems I looked up Essence 20 and I like the idea of rolling a d20 plus a bunch of other dice then selecting the highest one of these, can't think of any games with dice pool which do that since normally you take all dice rolls into account.
 
That's because Paizo can't fucking organize their books for shit. This has come up with rule books and adventure paths where you find yourself having to bounce back and forth.

Case in point was the earlier grappling discussion. I had to ask some PF2 grognards where the fuck rules for repositioning were.
skill actions, like the other stuff. otherwise pf2easy/AoN, or even ctrl+f in the pdf. the joy of digital tools.

as for organization, the pozzo books aren't that bad.
the main problem is it's like trying to make the perfect text book for school, everybody learns differently, lot of people don't even want to and with the current level of education I'd assume quite a few simply can't (ironically "media literacy" has become the new buzzword when basic literacy is almost nonexistent).
for example I read a lot of boardgame manuals, those tend to be a lot smaller and tighter structured than your average 5 pound rpg book, and even THERE people have trouble parsing the rules (talked about it before how for some reason arkham horror is considered complicated, like what?!). and even when you directly explain it at conventions which I used to do pre-covid even that is a challenge in itself.
now add that RPG books tend to have a lot more text and try to cover lot more ground, while also still have to fit into a physical book... oh and when you go straight for simple rules like dnd 4e people will throw a fit because it's not LE NATURAL LANGUAGE or some shit, which was always retarded considering most people play 5e without having read basic shit and just dump it all on the DM...

Tenser's Floating Disk (or a more powerful variant, whatever) already does wheelchair wizard in D&D, and for higher levels, you could presumably summon a genie to carry you around on adventures (instead of just paying for Restoration like a normal person). Of course, that doesn't allow you to virtue signal that hard on Twitter.
don't forget levitate is a level 2 spell. just tie a rope to the cleric or whoever and get dragged around like a balloon. no need for wheels and shit.
but those people have no fantasy or buy-in into the fiction anyway, hence their constant dragging of real-world shit into it.

Jesus fucking Christ we get it all ready. Stop giving them views. Stop asking us to give them views. I'm sick of seeing this globohomo thumb nail art on every fucking post you make.
I don't think he does it to shill them, rather to share the burden dealing with the stupidity and to laugh about it. we're on the farms after all.

EDIT: and the thread is not that active nor does it happen that often to just keep scrolling...

I'm a bit surprised (and at the same time am not) at daggerheart being that restrictive/railroady, one youtuber I follow (I know i know) mentioned a few things about it months ago which seemed interesting, namely the d12. Them after how their mystery/horror game turned I wasn't expecting quality gameplay. Overall I don't care enough to go nab a PDF and make my own conclusions, never really cared about critical role.
Speaking about critical role, surprised nobody brought up, in this or the other thread, Matt Mercer catching some heat over the whole palestine situation and then recorded himself going on about how depressed he is.

Speaking of systems I looked up Essence 20 and I like the idea of rolling a d20 plus a bunch of other dice then selecting the highest one of these, can't think of any games with dice pool which do that since normally you take all dice rolls into account.
it's written by CR, it makes sense given how they "play" dnd (as in scripting it out for epic moments to increase views and shit). same reason their "gothic horror" or whatever the other rpg was turned out the way it did.

that picking the highest dice of a pool I've seen here and there before, can't remember where. but it's not a new mechanic anyway, even when 5e's dumbed down advantage/disadvantage is considered "novel" by people that never played anything else but 5e...
 
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I don't think he does it to shill them, rather to share the burden dealing with the stupidity and to laugh about it. we're on the farms after all.
I wouldn't dream of calling him a shill because I like 90% of the stuff he posts but I had them get recommended on my youtube feed a few weeks ago and immediately hit "do not recommend" so I could avoid that shit. You don't need to reach into the toilet each time you find a new turd to show it off.

On a semi-related note, the algorithm actually recommended a channel that was fairly entertaining and has some good ideas on beefing up various under-powered villains for 5e. His assessment of the 5e Death Knight was spot on, in my opinion.
 
Fuck wheelchairs. One of my friends likes them for some reason, maybe as extension of his love for weird characters. At least he has decency not to force that, and admittedly, at least he's using them to toy with somewhat creative ideas, like playing merfolk.
 
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