- Joined
- Nov 23, 2022
I've run the numbers, and my cleric character has (entirely unintentionally) completed the Cycle of Weird Uncledom. Except for that point in the cycle, but the GM has made it clear that any mentions of Folca in his game will result in the spontaneous generation of very large rocks.
He started out as Priest Uncle, since I like to play characters who are well-adjusted and have loving families. Getting dragged on continent-spanning adventures with little opportunity to write home made him Distant Uncle. Events transpired which led to the party being accused of being demon cultists, so he turned into Felon Uncle. Then the party got itself stranded in the First World for what turned out to be more than a year of normal time, so he became Disappeared Uncle. Then there was the whole secession movement the party was involved in, which would probably make him Extremist Uncle. After that was resolved he became a landed noble, so he was now Incredibly Rich Uncle. The party then set off to explore a strange new continent, which either makes him Traveling Uncle or Expat Uncle depending on whether we permanently set up there. Finally, after a very recent crisis of faith (crises of faith hit very differently when you're a 15th-level cleric and have the wherewithal to lodge complaints with the management in person), he got a job offer from Cayden Cailean, god of drink and adventure. He has achieved his final form: Alcoholic Uncle.
He started out as Priest Uncle, since I like to play characters who are well-adjusted and have loving families. Getting dragged on continent-spanning adventures with little opportunity to write home made him Distant Uncle. Events transpired which led to the party being accused of being demon cultists, so he turned into Felon Uncle. Then the party got itself stranded in the First World for what turned out to be more than a year of normal time, so he became Disappeared Uncle. Then there was the whole secession movement the party was involved in, which would probably make him Extremist Uncle. After that was resolved he became a landed noble, so he was now Incredibly Rich Uncle. The party then set off to explore a strange new continent, which either makes him Traveling Uncle or Expat Uncle depending on whether we permanently set up there. Finally, after a very recent crisis of faith (crises of faith hit very differently when you're a 15th-level cleric and have the wherewithal to lodge complaints with the management in person), he got a job offer from Cayden Cailean, god of drink and adventure. He has achieved his final form: Alcoholic Uncle.






