If @East_Clintwood is willing to write up how bad the lore and rules are in 5th +
I'm definitely willing, just not sure the best way to go about it. Partly because I could legit find something to criticize in basically every aspect but mostly because my group primarily plays such a heavily house-ruled version it probably qualifies as it's own version at this point, so I'd probably have to deep dive back into the books to figure out exactly why we changed stuff. I think the best way would probably be to just sort of break it down into various smaller posts about individual issues rather than writing an entire thesis in one sitting.
Lore is much easier, and one of my favorite topics because the overall metaplot for 5e was CFD, which was so fucking badly received by the entire community they basically rushed out an ending just to get rid of it, and even though it introduced other fundamentally setting breaking instances of retardation people were still happy just because it was gone. There were other smaller plots that had potential that just kinda died off. Then 6E lore goes fucking wild in some places, some of which are shit, but some which were kinda unexpected and
could be interesting, assuming they can rein in their instinct to fuck it up.
I'd also like to do some posts about the stuff I do like, because despite the fact it might seem I'm shitting on Shadowrun harder than a Saudi Arabian prince on an instagram model there is stuff I do like. There's a reason I've been playing Shadowrun for almost 2/3 of my life. I played it to keep in contact with my mates after my dad's job moved us across the pond, I played it on MSN messenger from my shitty barracks in Afghanistan, I played it over Skype from the hospital I spent months in when I nearly died, I played it at my friends wake, hell I even snuck in a mini session on my honeymoon while my missus was doing the whole spa rigmarole.
Now by
popular request the 6E Body Shop breakdown. Before I get into the details I need to cover some basic Shadowrun stuff for those who aren't as familiar with the setting, so some stuff makes more sense.
Most important will be the concept of Essence. Fluffwise it's to do with your spirit/soul and it's connection to your body. Mechanically it's the limit on how many augmentations you can have (it does other shit to do with magic but that's not relevant here). The default is 6 and traditionally changing your body in any meaningful (and occasionally not so meaningful) way usually lowers it. Usually the more invasive the change the bigger the cost, for instance in 6e a basic cyber hand is 0.25 essence whereas a full cyber arm costs 1.
Now we get to the weird tranny shit that fucks the lore. Technically some of this existed in previous editions, but because trannies and "muh body positivity" faggots are incapable of not continually pushing things too far it gets outright retarded in 6E.
Back in 4E a sexchange cost you 20k and 0.3 essence (so 5% of your total). Seems fairly reasonable compared to other comparable changes. However that's not hecking body positive because it costing essence implies it's not natural. That brings us to 5E version. Now not only is it only $10k, it doesn't cost essence
A revolution from Universal Omnitech brought us the Zimmerman Method of Biosculpting, a huge advance in the field. While previous approaches in this particular field were based on speedy rebuilds, adding bio-material while stripping away the unnecessary, the Zimmerman Method is a slower, more holistic method that’s garnered rave reviews. The older method’s worst feature
was that the patient felt “different” in a way that continued to bother them after the changes. This was due to the insertion of foreign material into the body, eroding the patient’s sense of self. The Zimmerman Method instead uses the subject’s biomatter, and only their biomatter, like clay, molding and reshaping them into the desired appearance. This results in a more satisfying
experience fully without the “alien” feeling that haunted so many who came before. Finally, a patient can simply undo a mistake made by nature and be who they were always meant to be while feeling whole and pure.
The problem here is what they're describing in using the subjects biomatter to grow the new sex organs isn't new and revolutionary, it's basically a concept that already exists in Shadowrun called "Cultured Bioware", and cultured bioware still usually costs essence if it alters the body in some major way (as opposed to say getting a cultured limb replacement for a lost original which is essence free because it's not so much a "change" since you're replacing your original limb with an identical replacement. Where it gets doubly retarded is one of the examples of cultured bioware is reproductive replacement, which is basically what it sounds like:
While exo-wombs have been the primary form of clone production for decades now, they were predated by primitive endo-womb tech by half a century. Development along those lines stopped around 2050 as the process was effectively perfected, and it continues to be offered today. While it remains an option for males, the longer life of the male reproductive system means that most men who undertake the procedure are simply replacing parts damaged in accidents. The far more invasive female reproduction replacement is used more often for those suffering disease or for those who wish to have the childbearing options. Culturing the replacements from the donor’s DNA is vital to ensure that progeny carries the genetic structure of the parent.
This costs 20k and 0.3 essence for an actual woman, yet somehow that is more invasive/more of a change than some sex pest giving himself an actual cunt, dafuq?
In addition to legit sex changes there are also race changes (that's right chummer you can now live out your trans racial fantasies and be the nigger you know you are deep down), and metatype changes (although only really between elf, ork and human, dwarf to human, or human to troll is just too big of a leap). Again this is something that has existed in older books, but was generally looked down on with people doing it derogatorily referred to as posers, and should the group you were larping as find out you were liable to get your shit kicked in
at best.
Minor sidebar I love the idea that they've basically normalized what is functionally blackface (or more likely redface giving Amerindian larping is almost certainly more popular in the Sixth World), even as people lose their shit over it IRL like the Rachel Dolezal case.
Now we get to 6E where allowing you to change your gender/race/meta at the drop of a hat is no longer progressive
enough. Instead they introduce the absolutely dogshit idea that there are all sorts of other ways in which your body might not match your aura, and as such doing all sorts of weird fucking shit is actually a good thing
Anyway, it turns out that Essence is more complicated than we once thought. Our old understanding is like Newtonian physics—pretty good most of the time, but it breaks on certain edges. One odd thing we found is this: Some people who have had augmentations have not lost Essence because of them. Not many, but some. Once researchers found this, we realized that something was excitingly wrong about what we thought Essence was. Digging deeper, we found that those people who had augmentations but who still seemed to have an intact aura were people who had surgery that affirmed something about themselves. The most obvious example is people who have altered their bodies to better fit their gender identity. Those alterations usually don’t alter the Essence of the person undergoing the procedure, at least not as much as they would otherwise. When you realize that nature can screw up and make a body that doesn’t fit with an aura, then other things become apparent. There are, for example, a number of people who are a different metatype from their siblings. Some of those people choose to get metatype affirming surgery, whether that be bulking up to become an ork or troll, or shaving bones and muscle to appear more like an elf or dwarf. For some of those people, their aura is diminished by that surgery, for others it is not, and in fact when someone has surgery to affirm their Essence, it can result in a stronger, more vibrant aura. We think this happens when you change the outer body to match the inner Essence.
One thing that has come out of this research is that some people have restored part of their Essence by getting implants and surgery, but not in a way that has made them match up with any known metatype. Mostly these are one-of-a-kind people and modifications. One person had a black ceramic shell installed, their legs extended, and all hair and other external items of flesh removed, and their Essence became slightly more bright and vibrant, but with a distinct flavor that was not the same as any metahuman that I’ve seen before, and shocking given how much augmentation they had.
It’s even possible that there might be some metavariants in metahumanity that cannot be expressed without some sort of augmentation or surgery. We haven’t encountered it yet, but this could
be the start of a truly unique future for us, a future that might blur the lines between what we think of as natural or unnatural. I suppose it’s not that wild a proposition—as metahumanity evolved, we never evolved to live in apartment blocks eating only vitamin-boosted nutrisoy or kelp for years. We never evolved to sit in small cloth boxes working on the Matrix, or to build moon and Mars bases, yet here we are. Perhaps what is natural is for us to keep growing and changing, and as we incorporate this technology into our lives, perhaps our Essence will change to reflect that. This is quite a change in mindset, as we are used to metatypes presenting from creatures of myth and legend. Will our next stage be metatypes that express their true selves with cyberware? It would be a strange metatype that has ducted fans, ruthenium fibers, or a datajack, but who knows? And what happens if someone’s truth is something that cannot be expressed
with our current technology? There is a lot of open research here.
> This blows my mind, man! Like, maybe there is a metavariant with tracks instead of feet! Or one that lives in the Matrix all the time!
> 0rkCE0
That's right chummers in 6E Shadowrun you can absolutely identify as an attack helicopter and get rotors and some missile pods installed and it's an totally valid choice, so don't let those bigoted trannies tell you otherwise! As I said in my other post this isn't even the dumbest thing in the book IMO, there's lots of other minor things I find silly that I could bitch about, like the implanted symbiont that somehow bolsters your firewall rating. However this post is already super long and it's now past 3am and I'm halfway through a bottle of very nice scotch, so I'll leave this with no further comment for now: