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This is why you only play RPGs with FRIENDS. Not retards. Not troons.

This is why most of us who have played these games don't do it any more, because we're too old for this shit.

I just really enjoyed that all, and wish kids growing up these days had the opportunity to play RPGs free of retards, troons, and SJW psychos.
God, I wish it was that easy. What are you even supposed to do when a friend troons out and everyone supports her?
 
Here's a question for all you TRPG people out there, what do you think is the most fun Evil Alignment to play in a generally good to neutral party? I know handled wrong its the edgelord option, but still I'm aware options exists.
As others said, alignment is supposed to be at most a basic guideline for the character (and really, alignment works better as a game mechanic instead). That said, Lawful Evil all the way. A Lawful Evil group can encompass all kinds of horrifying behavior... while still all working towards a common goal and sometimes even caring for one another. If you think a hero sacrificing his life to save another is impactful, just wait until you see a villain doing the same for another villain, or for their big overarching goal.
 
Here's a question for all you TRPG people out there, what do you think is the most fun Evil Alignment to play in a generally good to neutral party? I know handled wrong its the edgelord option, but still I'm aware options exists.

Alignment is the result of your actions, not a set attribute.
 
Kickstarter awarded this bestiality pregnancy rape fantasy game with "Project We Love" https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/leyline-press/horse-girl
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What a banger. Must be a money laundering scheme.
 
I know this is late as shit, but; has anyone ever done a review for that Coyote & Crow wokeshit game? Found a copy of the sourcebook myself and read a little bit of it; didn't get to finish or buy it, was hoping that someone here's already savaged it. If not, I can at least mock the fucking idiotic backstory and the devs trying to talk smack about "non-indigenous players".
 
As far as an LE character goes, the Church of Asmodeus on Golarion is a pretty interesting take on the alignment. For starters, most Lawful gods are willing to give Asmodeus the time of day if nothing else, since A) he's the oldest god of the current universe (certain shenanigans excluded), and B) he was part of the big god team-up to seal away the universe eating horror Rovagug. As far as more mortal matters are concerned, Asmodeus commands his followers to respect the law wherever they go. An Asmodean won't, as a general rule, do anything evil that is forbidden by local ordinance. They still do human sacrifices where permitted, but only on willing volunteers. The upshot of this is that Asmodeus's followers are just as likely to work together with those of the Good gods as against them, depending on their goals.
 
So your idea of an interesting character is the standard murder hobo?
The difference is most murder-hobos are out for themselves. He wants a murder-hobo who is selfless in their acts of criminality. You know, like mugging someone to pay for a healer for an injured PC, or robbing a train to pay for cancer treatment for a PC's relative. The Arthur Morgan style of murder-hobo, not the Micah Bell style of murder-hobo.
 
I know this is late as shit, but; has anyone ever done a review for that Coyote & Crow wokeshit game? Found a copy of the sourcebook myself and read a little bit of it; didn't get to finish or buy it, was hoping that someone here's already savaged it. If not, I can at least mock the fucking idiotic backstory and the devs trying to talk smack about "non-indigenous players".
I don't think anyone here cared enough to actually go looking? Last we checked the devs were begging whitey to buy their product, even though their spent their entire Kickstarter period telling white people they were not welcome.

So, if you've got some interesting bits and pieces to share from the book itself, by all means.
 
The difference is most murder-hobos are out for themselves. He wants a murder-hobo who is selfless in their acts of criminality. You know, like mugging someone to pay for a healer for an injured PC, or robbing a train to pay for cancer treatment for a PC's relative. The Arthur Morgan style of murder-hobo, not the Micah Bell style of murder-hobo.

In other words, a murderhobo with a dictionary.
 
God, I wish it was that easy. What are you even supposed to do when a friend troons out and everyone supports her?
Depends on how they do it and whether it immediately becomes an issue. If they actually act normal (at least for the TTRPG community) and don't fuck up the game, just treat them like you would anyone else.

If they start demanding to change the rules of the game because muh triggers or whatever, they have to go.

Or shut down the game and quit doing it. It's not like you have to participate in it.

In general, you have to set your own limits and not put up with Whizzards who insist on injecting their disgusting fetishes into the game.
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What a banger. Must be a money laundering scheme.
Am I the only one thinking this is secretly based? More likely they're saying the quiet part out loud, tho.

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Hmm. You can live the life that you want, with people who love you. You just need to do this ONE thing which will totally change you, and make you something else. Only to realise as you go on, you lose yourself to someone grooming you to be what they want, but if you go back, you'll be abandoned by the people who thought your life would be so much better as a wo... horse if you decide not to go through with the horse surgery?

The horror is losing yourself to a surgery you totally consented to, and have no one to blame but yourself, and the people who convinced you to do this just want to abuse and use you? Hmmmmmmm... :thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:
 

This is (slightly) inflamatory misquote.

WotC Corpo Fag said:
Jeremy Cobb: Can you identify any higher ranking positions that have been filled by people of racially diverse backgrounds?

Kyle Brink: I think if you look at the credits of our books, you'll see some lead designers there who are not cis men. You will also see a lot of primary authors on sources.

These are people who are coming up through the ranks and proving themselves and earning their respect not because of who they are but because of how they are as professionals - which is the best kind of respect. You don't want to be respected because you're the diversity hire. You want to be respected because you're awesome at your job. And that's happening more and more.

Guys like me, we're leaving the workforce, to be blunt. We're not the face of the hobby anymore. I'm not the majority of this hobby anymore. And so it's important to me that my team of creators look like my players, and have the lived experience that my players do.

And I think there's been mistakes made in years past where people assumed that D&D players were all, y'know, white dudes in a basement. Which has been a faulty assumption for a lot of years and gets more and more false every day and so in my viewpoint, honestly, guys like me can't leave soon enough for this hobby.

And we owe you good games; we owe you good products. And so we need to make sure that everybody working on it is real good at it. And that means not just hiring but also developing. When we bring people in who are good, we need to empower them - give them more room to run. Give them guidance on what we learned when we were creating stuff so that they can create great stuff too.

I always hire people smarter than me, so that I can get out of their way. That's my approach. So as long as we stay on this trajectory, the face of D&D will literally change.

tl;dr:
When asked "where are all the niggers in charge?" Kyle has to mealmouth the corpo-line to try explain why the executives are all white. As part of that, he tilts his hand that he wants white men out of the hobby, trying to say about how they're hiring (and underpaying) niggers and faggots, and if you just keep buying WotC products they'll replace whitey.
 
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