Things I've heard from people I've brought in to see if they're a fit for the new game just astound me.
How the FUCK do you not know how your BAB works? What the fuck is wrong with you that I say "Give me an Int Check with a +3" and you have no idea how to do it? WTF do you mean "Drow aren't murderous slavers and religious zealots!"? I said they are, so they fucking are.
How many of these morons don't get it that I'm the fucking DM.
If I say "Pathfinder basic book only. No archetypes. No subraces. Semi-heroic statblock" it means NO FUCKING THIRD PARTY SHIT YOU FOUND ONLINE TO REPLICATE YOUR 5E BULLSHIT, JAN!
"My character concept was something else..."
I DON'T FUCKING CARE!
So many of these fuckers just don't get the whole idea of "I'm the GM. I put together the world. You now play in an interactive world that goes on around the characters. I will try to be impartial, but my NPC's and monsters will fight to fucking win!"
"Wait, I don't start with any magic items?"
"I saw [X] when I searched Pathfinder, can I play it even though it's not in the core rulebook?"
"What do you mean I have starting money and I can't just have shit for free?"
"I chose these spells based on a thread I read. What do you mean I can't have any of them? BUT I READ A THREAD!"
"Slavery isn't supposed to be in D&D any more."
"You can't have racism in D&D any more and calling orcs Tuskaninis is racist."
"The guard can't just search my character and take my shit just because I broke the law!"
Holy shit.
At least I'm finally through the recruitment phase.
Hopefully all these faggots go back to 5E, because holy shit.
My Chaos Earth game would give these pansies a fucking stroke.