Super Smash Bros.

[Unyielding Stupidity]

SORAFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Nova Prime]

Holy shit.

 

[ASoulMan]

Oh fuck wasn't expecting that at all

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I swear Sakurai does it again! I knew the possibility was there, but I didn't think Steve would happen.

 

[Sundae]

Not gonna lie, I like the fact that 2 of his alt skins are a zombie and an enderman.

 

[Gemmie]

I swear these fucking reveals always catch me off guard

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Twitter seems to be broken due to Steve's announcement. Smash was trending immediately at around 139k tweets right as the trailer ended.

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

Spoiler: Go ahead, rate this autistic. You know you want to. I don't care.

Are you fucking for real? Minecraft is literally the most overrated piece of shit in gaming history (right in front of Elder Scrolls 4), and you're going to give it a slot. I would've taken the blatant pedo bait that was Arle, the repetition of Cinderace, or the fervent wanking over Shantae over this. Literally anything would've been better. Also, fuck /v/ and fuck that fan-render.

 

[Republika]

Congratulations Stevefags, you've finally got what you wanted.
I actually threw my head back laughing throughout the presentation

 

[Polyboros2]

Give it up boys... this is Autism's world now.

It's probably one of the games I've played the most that I didn't care if it made it in so... I still don't care.

Like I'm not upset by it being there, but I really have no positive feelings.

Hopefully Epic's current sperg out is making a company like Nintendo skeptical of working closely with them so we don't get SSB x Fortnite.

This Zoomer pandering makes it a step more likely though.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

AHAHA EAT SHIT GENONIGGERS, THIS IS VOXEL COUNTRY!

 

[Maamtis]

I'm pretty happy with this. Like he said highest selling game in the world so adding it makes sense. Thought we were getting Leon from Resident Evil at first.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Well at least it isn't faggy anime

 

[Cubanodun]

Welp now that Steve is in it cant get any worse, im still waiting for my boy Adol to have a chance

 

[Sundae]

I'm pretty happy with this. Like he said highest selling game in the world so adding it makes sense. Thought we were getting Leon from Resident Evil at first.

Same. As autistic as this may sound, Minecraft is one of my favorite games, so this announcement made me happy.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Spoiler: Go ahead, rate this autistic. You know you want to. I don't care.

Are you fucking for real? Minecraft is literally the most overrated piece of shit in gaming history (right in front of Elder Scrolls 4), and you're going to give it a slot. I would've taken the blatant pedo bait that was Arle, the repetition of Cinderace, or the fervent wanking over Shantae over this. Literally anything would've been better. Also, fuck /v/ and fuck that fan-render.

But that's the thing, Minecraft was the most unexpected choice and that's what makes it the best choice.

Also obligatory "lol calm down".

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Doesn't this make Steve the first indie character to ever make it into Smash?

Those poor Shantaefags, man.

 

[Nova Prime]

The nuclear levels of hype/salt fucked twitter up.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Is this the part where I put on my best nu-male face and BUY BUY BUY or what?

 

[Kane Lives]

Oh my god, the salt off this is going to be endless.