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TrippinKahlua said:
I am kinda flashbacking to 2008 on Gamefaqs. Where you could troll with a handle, but there were too many users and no "Moon Goons" to dox you, so you can be a jackass whenever you wanted and giggled away at fellow Smash Bros fans humoring your dumb fads.

Once, someone made a thread called "Snake spelled backwards is Ekans" making the obvious Pokemon reference. I proceeded to make a thread called "Fox spelled backwards is Xof." and the very first reply told me don't make fad threads. I further proceeded to make shit like "Pit spelled backwards is Tip" and "Sakurai Spelled backwards is Iarukas" and further spammed up the board.

One day I sent the board to hell.

I swear I was the original creator of "Tiers do not exist" but my actual term was "There are no such thing as tiers" and I coined it because I was tired of hearing that word. Kids should just play the game and not make up shit just because they believe Meta Knight and Ike were broken. And that they thought Ganondorf was so horrible when Ganondorf was always one of my favorite Brawlers.

Seriously. Animal Crossing Villager and Wii Fit trainer have no business here. And I hate how Wolf is returning. He's too fat for Smash Brothers. I'd rather Star Wolf get represented by that badass panther.

And they better pay the royalty to Square and put Geno in this game. We've wanted Geno for over a decade more than we've wanted Mother 3 localized.
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You'd better not still be rusing because I don't know how the hell you could think Wolf is fat.
 
Well you see, when you type "Star Fox Wolf Fat" into Deviantart and hit search all of the results confirm that he is, indeed, grossly obese and apparently eager to show it off to other animal-people.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I am kinda flashbacking to 2008 on Gamefaqs. Where you could troll with a handle, but there were too many users and no "Moon Goons" to dox you, so you can be a jackass whenever you wanted and giggled away at fellow Smash Bros fans humoring your dumb fads.

Once, someone made a thread called "Snake spelled backwards is Ekans" making the obvious Pokemon reference. I proceeded to make a thread called "Fox spelled backwards is Xof." and the very first reply told me don't make fad threads. I further proceeded to make shit like "Pit spelled backwards is Tip" and "Sakurai Spelled backwards is Iarukas" and further spammed up the board.

One day I sent the board to hell.

I swear I was the original creator of "Tiers do not exist" but my actual term was "There are no such thing as tiers" and I coined it because I was tired of hearing that word. Kids should just play the game and not make up shit just because they believe Meta Knight and Ike were broken. And that they thought Ganondorf was so horrible when Ganondorf was always one of my favorite Brawlers.

Seriously. Animal Crossing Villager and Wii Fit trainer have no business here. And I hate how Wolf is returning. He's too fat for Smash Brothers. I'd rather Star Wolf get represented by that badass panther.

And they better pay the royalty to Square and put Geno in this game. We've wanted Geno for over a decade more than we've wanted Mother 3 localized.
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....are you fucking drunk?
 
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Direct this Wednesday 10am ET

Any predictions?
 
I predict a new character no one saw coming.
 
MightyBiteySnake said:
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Any predictions?
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I always come in with zero expectations so I'm always surprised and never disappointed.

But most people's predictions are Simon Belmont, Chrom, Springman, Waddle Dee, or Decidueye. According to the fake leak that nobody believes, it's supposed to be King K. Rool and Dixie Kong.
 
_01 said:
I always come in with zero expectations so I'm always surprised and never disappointed.

But most people's predictions are Simon Belmont, Chrom, Springman, Waddle Dee, or Decidueye. According to the fake leak that nobody believes, it's supposed to be King K. Rool and Dixie Kong.
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I can see k. rool being a character, dixie not so much
 
MightyBiteySnake said:
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I fucking need Simon Belmont.

For the NES nostalgia dark ritual to be complete, and to transform me back into an 8 year old kid, Mario, Samus, MegaMan, and Simon Belmont.

Those exceptionals that thought Ridley was a good idea got their dicks sucked. Where's my dick? WHERE'S MY DICK NINTENDO?

Oddball guesses:
Warriors of Light. It's like half way between Olimar and Ice Climbers. You have four at once in a group with turn based attacks (so if Black Magev is third in group, you have to B attack with your fighter, than your thief to use a black mage B move. Cloud was an weird choice, and I hate FFVII so I'd be happy for some representation from the Nintendo era.

Onion Knight might be a less shit idea, with the job system working like Pokemon Trainer.

Earthworm Jim.

Metroid.

Various Nintendo characters in Karts, similar to Bowser Jr.

Rabbids I'd say are pretty likely.
 
Somebody at Nintendo goofed and renamed the Galaga remix to Bloody Tears / Monster Dance. We're getting a Castlevania character tomorrow, folks!
Edit: Looks like they changed the name back now.
 
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Polyboros said:
I fucking need Simon Belmont.

For the NES nostalgia dark ritual to be complete, and to transform me back into an 8 year old kid, Mario, Samus, MegaMan, and Simon Belmont.

Those exceptionals that thought Ridley was a good idea got their dicks sucked. Where's my dick? WHERE'S MY DICK NINTENDO?

Oddball guesses:
Warriors of Light. It's like half way between Olimar and Ice Climbers. You have four at once in a group with turn based attacks (so if Black Magev is third in group, you have to B attack with your fighter, than your thief to use a black mage B move. Cloud was an weird choice, and I hate FFVII so I'd be happy for some representation from the Nintendo era.

Onion Knight might be a less shit idea, with the job system working like Pokemon Trainer.

Earthworm Jim.

Metroid.

Various Nintendo characters in Karts, similar to Bowser Jr.

Rabbids I'd say are pretty likely.
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The WoL would be my shit, but only if we get Monk instead of Theif. Max damage barehanded is the funniest thing ever to me.
 
Well K. Rool made it in, Ashley, Shovel Knight and Krystal are Assist Trophies. Prepare your anuses.

Oh and my boy Simon FUCK YEAR
 
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