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I don't care about Smash Brothers

The salt with people believing the fake leak is better entertainment than playing a video game.
Have you seen the salt coming from people who lost it because a plant got in first over their favorite character

Anyway this the only tier list we ever need.

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Brawlers who have no business in Brawl - Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Wolf.

Brawlers who I've never heard of - Bayonetta, Shulk, Corrin

Brawlers who made it in despite Geno not - King K Rool, Piranha Plant
 


I thought I was an emotionless monster, and yet this gave me feels. WTF?
 
I gotta say, I'm really happy with the roster, chrom got in so I'm absolutely set. The team really went out of their way to cover as many series as diligently as possible, trying their best to fill each series with more then one character. That and the ensuing salt will be great for another year at least. My vote for dlc characters is ringabel from bravely default and celica from FE Echoes but even if they don't get in, the game looks great enough to enjoy for years anyway.
 
God I hope the story mode isn't just "Everyone is dead, go to different stages to fight them and get them back" like the trailer suggested. I really liked the Subspace Emissary story so I'm gonna be really disappointed if this just ends up being a collect-a-thon. (EDIT: Also dear God I hope it isn't gonna be fully voice acted)

Also, join me fellow future Piranha Plant mains
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WFx7kfHnKg8
That’s not the 1960 version!
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But going back to the subject, I can’t wait to play as him and all the butthurt that generated from 4chan was truly the spectacle.

I’m also happy Rovas got to be a spirit. You know who else was a spirit? Fucking Wii Fit Trainer. Holy shit it’s fucking happening!
 
Did I personally say I was mad? No.

I never said I was personally mad, mainly that I had never seen a developer do this, and I wasn't running out to buy a system for the game.

No it isn't. To be honest I've have never seen a developer so utterly throw his middle finger up at his own fanbase like this:
a freaking Mii costum
spend almost 20 MINUTES talking about it, while showing the most boring gameplay ever.
Show a GODDAMN PIRANHA plant as a playable character as a bitch slap to EVERY PERSON who wanted a character in the game.
As for me, I ain't buying a Switch for this.

Yeah, sure. You're totally not mad my guy. We absolutely believe you.

You know we can still see your spergout, right? You essentially saying "but I didn't sperg out, tho!" doesn't suddenly erase your rant lmao.
 
Brawlers who have no business in Brawl - Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Wolf.

Brawlers who I've never heard of - Bayonetta, Shulk, Corrin

Brawlers who made it in despite Geno not - King K Rool, Piranha Plant

Wait, you've heard of all of the other six Fire Emblem characters but not Corrin? Roy's game wasn't even released outside of Japan.
 
>Spike balls from Super Mario Bros 3
>Poison Spit from Paper Mario
>Neck Stretch from Mario and Luigi
>Final Smash from Brawl/Sunshine
>Jump special from Super Mario World
>Sleep Taunt from Mario 64
>Originated from Super Mario Bros


Unironically Piranha Plant is the ultimate boomer character.
 
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While most fans disagree on who should be in Smash, we can all agree that the memes that came out of Ultimate are the best.
 
I wasn't really that hopeful about the leaks, even though I wanted Isaac as a playable character.

I like the personality that they gave to Incineroar, but I swear the reveal of the Piranha Plant had me laughing so hard it was awesome.

There's also a story mode which is neat.

Sakurai is the king of all trolls.
 
I wasn't really that hopeful about the leaks, even though I wanted Isaac as a playable character.


I like the personality that they gave to Incineroar, but I swear the reveal of the Piranha Plant had me laughing so hard it was awesome.

There's also a story mode which is neat.

Sakurai is the king of all trolls.

I've seen tons of people whining about Inceniroar, but I love that he cheeses it up for the audience every time he lands a blow. I'll totally be playing Piranha Plant when he comes out, but I don't really care about Ken.

Honestly, looking back on the leaks it really didn't seem possible. There's no way Chorus Kids could be a thing, and Banjo, Isaac and Geno are from old, dead franchises. Shadow was a possibility to me, though.
 
I wasn't ready to get smash. Not when ridley was announced. not when k.rool was announced. not even when i saw the story mode being announced.

then I saw him. piranha plant.

pre-ordered.
 
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