Super Smash Bros. Community

[Tism the Return]

Of course not. The Smash community couldn't land a command input even if I put a gun to their head.

What's really insane about this is that all the autism paragons that make up the Smash playerbase can do the same broken glitch over and over even if the end result gives them arthritis but as soon as you ask them to perform anything like a Shoryuken they start spazzing the fuck out, it's like unless it's some bing bing wahoo glitch it doesn't compute.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What's really insane about this is that all the autism paragons that make up the Smash playerbase can do the same broken glitch over and over even if the end result gives them arthritis but as soon as you ask them to perform anything like a Shoryuken they start spazzing the fuck out, it's like unless it's some bing bing wahoo glitch it doesn't compute.

And yet they lose to a level 9 CPU Kazuya Mishima.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

And yet they lose to a level 9 CPU Kazuya Mishima.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u9YEUH5E-UI

LMAO GET REKT SCRUB!!!

Also fuck that fat bitch announcer with her "sus" and nigger talk.

 

[CrippleThreat]

LMAO GET REKT SCRUB!!!

Also fuck that fat bitch announcer with her "sus" and nigger talk.

Besides the obvious GOTIS color commentary, why do they waste all of this time on fighting "high-level" CPUs?

Also, lol at autistic pop-off when Kazuya's grab sent the Daddy into the Blast Zone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Besides the obvious GOTIS color commentary, why do they waste all of this time on fighting "high-level" CPUs?

Also, lol at autistic pop-off when Kazuya's grab sent the Daddy into the Blast Zone.

Because the level 9 Kazuya CPU is infamous for punching people's shit in.

 

[Nova Prime]

Because the level 9 Kazuya CPU is infamous for punching people's shit in.

The devs went and programmed a footstool combo into the level 9 AI that kicks in the moment he lands an electric.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

For the FGC nerds in this thread: I've been playing Dragonball Z Budokai 3 lately. Does "Square Square Square Circle" count as an input combo?

 

[SkunkFeet]

LMAO GET REKT SCRUB!!!

Also fuck that fat bitch announcer with her "sus" and nigger talk.

The irony that she thought the Kazuya AI using Up+B a lot wasn't smart despite the character having a pretty good hitbox on the startup and being free to use virtually all his aerials afterwards, then the AI winning the set with the move

At least know the game you're commentating; the developer literally told y'all this shit a few days before release.

 

[Image Reactions]

What’s funny is that Kazuya in Smash has made me go back to playing Tekken 7 again.

 

[Image Reactions]

And yet they lose to a level 9 CPU Kazuya Mishima.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u9YEUH5E-UI

I’ll give her credit, she at least didn’t sound like a complete autistic neck beard reeking of unwashed balls.

She’s spastic, but her ignorance of Kazuya and his moves is pretty basic among her audience.

 

[YachieKicchou]

These people want Smash to be a fighting game but get pissy when actually fighting game mechanics get added to the game. How the fuck have these people never play a fighting game before?

Smash is played by people who can't do a quarter circle.

A quarter-circle is pretty much the posterchild for fighting game difficulty. It encapsulates everything. It's representative of everything. When someone tells you they can't play fighting games, they'll almost always tell you: I cannot do a quarter-circle. And you know what? Yeah, a lot of people can't. When you're first start out the first thing you need to do is do a quarter-circle ten times in a row. It's a basic fundamental thing. It's the building black that everything else is learned off of. And you're gonna have to lab that and learn it, along with a lot of other fundamentals. But it always comes back to, "I can't do a quarter-circle".

Smash players are those guys that can't do it. They don't want to lab it. They don't want to put in the (perhaps autistic) amount of time practicing to get good. Instead, they bitch. They know they cannot change fighting games so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blame the beasts. But they still want to be fighting game players. They want that prestige that comes from playing a difficult and competitive genre. So they go over to Smash and then tell people, "ayup, I'm a fighting game player".

But the effort a Smash player and a Guilty Gear +r player put in are two completely different beasts. In +r people can play thousands of matches and only know a single character. I know a guy who played Bridgette for over a hundred hours and he GENUINELY thinks of himself as a novice that needs to improve. I know a Sol whose won tournaments whose still on the path to improvement and his gameplay gets critiqued a lot. Characters in +r, each of them, are all practically their own game. There's so much depth and complexity just to one character. Smash doesn't have that. But they want to pretend that they're on that same level.

There are people who have put nine hundred hours into Guilty Gear +r and go, "I'm a huge novice, I'm still learning". Because even if you're a new player and they perfect your ass and they're seemingly a god, there's a bigger fish out there.

I don't care about whether or not Smash is a fighting game. I think video games are for fun, just play. Enjoy yourself. But Smash players can't do that. They need to argue with you every step of the way how they're real fighting game players. They feel the need to insult you and your favorite game for not being as good as Smash.

And above all else, they can't stop touching children.

 

[Shaka Brah]

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Smash is played by people who can't do a quarter circle.

A quarter-circle is pretty much the posterchild for fighting game difficulty. It encapsulates everything. It's representative of everything. When someone tells you they can't play fighting games, they'll almost always tell you: I cannot do a quarter-circle. And you know what? Yeah, a lot of people can't. When you're first start out the first thing you need to do is do a quarter-circle ten times in a row. It's a basic fundamental thing. It's the building black that everything else is learned off of. And you're gonna have to lab that and learn it, along with a lot of other fundamentals. But it always comes back to, "I can't do a quarter-circle".

Smash players are those guys that can't do it. They don't want to lab it. They don't want to put in the (perhaps autistic) amount of time practicing to get good. Instead, they bitch. They know they cannot change fighting games so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blame the beasts. But they still want to be fighting game players. They want that prestige that comes from playing a difficult and competitive genre. So they go over to Smash and then tell people, "ayup, I'm a fighting game player".

But the effort a Smash player and a Guilty Gear +r player put in are two completely different beasts. In +r people can play thousands of matches and only know a single character. I know a guy who played Bridgette for over a hundred hours and he GENUINELY thinks of himself as a novice that needs to improve. I know a Sol whose won tournaments whose still on the path to improvement and his gameplay gets critiqued a lot. Characters in +r, each of them, are all practically their own game. There's so much depth and complexity just to one character. Smash doesn't have that. But they want to pretend that they're on that same level.

There are people who have put nine hundred hours into Guilty Gear +r and go, "I'm a huge novice, I'm still learning". Because even if you're a new player and they perfect your ass and they're seemingly a god, there's a bigger fish out there.

I don't care about whether or not Smash is a fighting game. I think video games are for fun, just play. Enjoy yourself. But Smash players can't do that. They need to argue with you every step of the way how they're real fighting game players. They feel the need to insult you and your favorite game for not being as good as Smash.

And above all else, they can't stop touching children.

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The balls on Leffen to be complaining about another fighting game having retarded mechanics that never get patched out... As if Smash isn't the poster-child for the competitive scene being 90% tech that was unintended. Wavedashing? I mean come on this is low-hanging fruit lol.

 

[YachieKicchou]

The balls on Leffen to be complaining about another fighting game having retarded mechanics that never get patched out... As if Smash isn't the poster-child for the competitive scene being 90% tech that was unintended. Wavedashing? I mean come on this is low-hanging fruit lol.

Smash is a bizarrely clunky game that needs exploits to "feel good". They've been playing it in an unintentional way ever since it came out. They have to strip out all of the fun stuff to make it competitively viable. Tons of maps, but only final destination. All these items, but you don't get to use them.

You cannot play fighting games on WiFi. It's generally considered a bad idea. On PC, when you go on Discord, people won't play with you if you're on Wifi. Games include Wifi indicators to tell you when you're playing against someone on Wifi. The Switch doesn't even have a native ethernet port.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Tons of maps, but only final destination. All these items, but you don't get to use them.

Unironically this... it's so stupid, a bajilion memes were made out of it

You cannot play fighting games on WiFi. It's generally considered a bad idea. On PC, when you go on Discord, people won't play with you if you're on Wifi. Games include Wifi indicators to tell you when you're playing against someone on Wifi. The Switch doesn't even have a native ethernet port.

Not 100% true. Hardcores (specially tourneyfags) definitely won't touch WiFi players, but casuals (including me) have no problem playing on WiFi. Depending on the netcode and signal strength, the difference is barely noticeable. And this is coming from someone that spends his nights on Fightcade 2.

 

[Tism the Return]

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Smash is played by people who can't do a quarter circle.

A quarter-circle is pretty much the posterchild for fighting game difficulty. It encapsulates everything. It's representative of everything. When someone tells you they can't play fighting games, they'll almost always tell you: I cannot do a quarter-circle. And you know what? Yeah, a lot of people can't. When you're first start out the first thing you need to do is do a quarter-circle ten times in a row. It's a basic fundamental thing. It's the building black that everything else is learned off of. And you're gonna have to lab that and learn it, along with a lot of other fundamentals. But it always comes back to, "I can't do a quarter-circle".

Smash players are those guys that can't do it. They don't want to lab it. They don't want to put in the (perhaps autistic) amount of time practicing to get good. Instead, they bitch. They know they cannot change fighting games so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blame the beasts. But they still want to be fighting game players. They want that prestige that comes from playing a difficult and competitive genre. So they go over to Smash and then tell people, "ayup, I'm a fighting game player".

But the effort a Smash player and a Guilty Gear +r player put in are two completely different beasts. In +r people can play thousands of matches and only know a single character. I know a guy who played Bridgette for over a hundred hours and he GENUINELY thinks of himself as a novice that needs to improve. I know a Sol whose won tournaments whose still on the path to improvement and his gameplay gets critiqued a lot. Characters in +r, each of them, are all practically their own game. There's so much depth and complexity just to one character. Smash doesn't have that. But they want to pretend that they're on that same level.

There are people who have put nine hundred hours into Guilty Gear +r and go, "I'm a huge novice, I'm still learning". Because even if you're a new player and they perfect your ass and they're seemingly a god, there's a bigger fish out there.

I don't care about whether or not Smash is a fighting game. I think video games are for fun, just play. Enjoy yourself. But Smash players can't do that. They need to argue with you every step of the way how they're real fighting game players. They feel the need to insult you and your favorite game for not being as good as Smash.

And above all else, they can't stop touching children.

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TL;DR "wahh wahhh I got beat up in DBFZ because it's too much like a real game"

Thank you Leffen, very cool!

 

[Shaka Brah]

Not 100% true. Hardcores (specially tourneyfags) definitely won't touch WiFi players, but casuals (including me) have no problem playing on WiFi. Depending on the netcode and signal strength, the difference is barely noticeable. And this is coming from someone that spends his nights on Fightcade 2.

Fully agree. If you play on 5GHz band with a good signal strength it's unnoticeable.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Because even if you're a new player and they perfect your ass and they're seemingly a god, there's a bigger fish out there.

This right here is what makes ACTUAL fighting games so enjoyable.
No matter how good you get, no matter how much time you invest, the mountain just gets taller and taller.
There is ALWAYS someone there to beat your ass to a pulp, and yeah I guess it sucks in the moment, but you learn to respect it.

The problem with Smash players is that they can't handle getting their shit rocked, they just get fucked up and then whine about it.

Depending on the netcode and signal strength, the difference is barely noticeable. And this is coming from someone that spends his nights on Fightcade 2.

FC2 is the shining example of good netcode these days. Well, maybe that can go to GGST now because it's pretty fucking great, but I have more experience with FC2.

 

[SkunkFeet]

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Smash is played by people who can't do a quarter circle.

A quarter-circle is pretty much the posterchild for fighting game difficulty. It encapsulates everything. It's representative of everything. When someone tells you they can't play fighting games, they'll almost always tell you: I cannot do a quarter-circle. And you know what? Yeah, a lot of people can't. When you're first start out the first thing you need to do is do a quarter-circle ten times in a row. It's a basic fundamental thing. It's the building black that everything else is learned off of. And you're gonna have to lab that and learn it, along with a lot of other fundamentals. But it always comes back to, "I can't do a quarter-circle".

Smash players are those guys that can't do it. They don't want to lab it. They don't want to put in the (perhaps autistic) amount of time practicing to get good. Instead, they bitch. They know they cannot change fighting games so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blame the beasts. But they still want to be fighting game players. They want that prestige that comes from playing a difficult and competitive genre. So they go over to Smash and then tell people, "ayup, I'm a fighting game player".

But the effort a Smash player and a Guilty Gear +r player put in are two completely different beasts. In +r people can play thousands of matches and only know a single character. I know a guy who played Bridgette for over a hundred hours and he GENUINELY thinks of himself as a novice that needs to improve. I know a Sol whose won tournaments whose still on the path to improvement and his gameplay gets critiqued a lot. Characters in +r, each of them, are all practically their own game. There's so much depth and complexity just to one character. Smash doesn't have that. But they want to pretend that they're on that same level.

There are people who have put nine hundred hours into Guilty Gear +r and go, "I'm a huge novice, I'm still learning". Because even if you're a new player and they perfect your ass and they're seemingly a god, there's a bigger fish out there.

I don't care about whether or not Smash is a fighting game. I think video games are for fun, just play. Enjoy yourself. But Smash players can't do that. They need to argue with you every step of the way how they're real fighting game players. They feel the need to insult you and your favorite game for not being as good as Smash.

And above all else, they can't stop touching children.

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"I got bored of the complexity"

Leffen taking notes from DSP I see.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"I got bored of the complexity"

Leffen taking notes from DSP I see.

To be fair, DSP at least has played Street Fighter 2 to the point he won (I think it was 4th place), and was one of the top tier americans to do it. GRANTED, that version was buggy as FUCK, but it's a major step forward from what this leffen faggot "tried" and ultimately failed at.

So in a sense, smash players are one (or more) levels BELOW DSP. That says ALOT

 

[America's Hat]

To be fair, DSP at least has played Street Fighter 2 to the point he won (I think it was 4th place), and was one of the top tier americans to do it. GRANTED, that version was buggy as FUCK, but it's a major step forward from what this leffen faggot "tried" and ultimately failed at.

So in a sense, smash players are one (or more) levels BELOW DSP. That says ALOT

DSP was the number 1 American players when every good player protested and didn't play. Leffen is one of the best smash players, he doesn't use a technicality and runs with it for years like DSP.

Would be funny to see Leffen versus DSP but it'll never happen.