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TiggerNits said:
I tried watching this shit and after 12 minutes at 1.75x
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Fuck that shit, 1x only.
If you speed thing up you miss the subtleties in vocal tone. Its fun to listen to people's spoken inflections when they're going way off the deep end, it tells even more of the story beyond what they're saying in literal.
Man up and listen to someone's skitzo delusions of grandeur/competency.
 
Shady Attorney said:
“I need a lawyer. This man called me literally Hitler”
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the problem (the actionable legal problem) is that, by leveraging his professional credentials, hax has made exaggerated factually incorrect assertions about leffen which could reasonably give rise to a defamation claim since they can harm leffen's brand.
truth is a defense to libel but it doesn't insulate you from the consequences of posting an extensive smear document like this, which blows out of proportion everything leffen has done in order to compare him to hitler
 
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Needs to be a boxing event for Smash disputes like with Youtubers. I'd pay to see it.
 
throwawayguys said:
Alright, so for anyone who doesn't want to watch a YouTube video of a crazy man rambling on for two and a half hours, I read the first few pages of the manifesto in a mocking tone. Feel free to listen, I might read more of it if there's interest.

retarded shit.mp3
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ah so like the same shit but we get to listen to someone jacking off to their own farts instead of the authentic faggotry

Just chomping your balls man, effort posting is always appreciated.
 
Gimmick Account said:
ah so like the same shit but we get to listen to someone jacking off to their own farts instead of the authentic faggotry

Just chomping your balls man, effort posting is always appreciated.
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ngl I wouldn't have done it except that hax's autistic robo voice is like zzzquil. shit puts me to sleep
 
Pipi420 said:
Hax just released a 2 and a half hour long video on Leffen called "Evidence.zip 2".
Link: https://youtu.be/dzq65ixVtBU (archive)
PDF Version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZBIB0pdC2-CuFL0-2JsRyjurKmv4JfJm/view (archive attached)
Archive will be added in an hour or two, already have it downloaded. If this vid stays up for more than a 48 hours I will be shocked
edit: Youtube archive added, if that somehow gets taken down I'll just re-encode it and upload it straight to here.
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You know its gonna be a good schizo post when hitler is in the first 4 minutes.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Why are all the Nintendo Switch fan communities populated with mentally unstable people? You would think Call of Duty or Counterstrike would be the bigger well spring based solely on the subject matter.
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Manchildren tend not to have become intimately aquainted with the belt when they act autistic. Most CS and CoD players are just larpers. Tendies are spoilt manchildren with arrested development. The slightest scrap of maturity would enable them to feel embarrasment at their love of franchises intended for actual children. And also embarrasment for the dumb autistic shit they do in general. Not one person tells a Smash player to shut the fuck up.
 
throwawayguys said:
Found this in between the schizoposting.
Is Hax redpilled after all?
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Based on the video, if it fits his narrative, it's going in. If it doesn't, it never happened. Which is funny because he accuses Leffen of being manipulative and one-sided.

Because, you know, that's how real people comport themselves online. "Aha! Fair point! Let me draw attention to the weaknesses in my position, and follow up with a thoughtful rebuttal addressing them!"

EDIT: maybe that's how they should resolve this: with the RandomerCam method of exchanging tasteful essays!
 
Takodachi said:
I know it takes a special kind of autist to get into a 20 years old overglorified-party game, but this is too much even for them.
Dear lord these people need to take their meds.

Not even the SFV niggers are this obnoxious.
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I completely get the appeal of wanting to play something where you can still sit on a couch in the same room and have fun together. Unlike dedicated fighting games where you need to pass the much higher autistic barrier or be black Smash is actually fun at a casual level so you can still fuck around with people just picking up a controller. The fact that a community exists preserving that is cool, otherwise the options are like... Mario Kart, which gets boring; Halo, which sucks; or actual party games which are fine if you're drunk I guess but are otherwise objectively dogshit past about ten minutes of novelty.

Autistic upper echelon drama and pozzing is just universal. It's popular so we have a bigger spawning pool for retards.
 
Weeb Slinger said:
I watched roughly 45 minutes of this video. Now I feel like I'm Neo (from the Matrix) during that tedious, drawn-out moment of real-life bullet time where a bald kid with leukaemia, who is dressed like the Dalai Lama, informs him that there is no spoon while showing him a fucking spoon. I am bored, I don't know what the hell is going on, and something has shifted inside my skull, in a way that makes me think that I might have taken my first giant leap onto the shifting sands of dementia.

What I do know is that Roko's Basilisk is real and has taken the form of a malevolent entity known as Leffen (his real name is unfathomable to our crude organic language processors). Where I have prospered in life it is because Leffen has willed it. Where I have failed, or gone without, it is because I am being punished, either for some past sin, or for a transgression that Leffen has calculated I will commit in a possible future within a distant parallel universe. His corrective hand hovers in the air above us all, like a self-identified attack helicopter, ever vigilant; ever ready to deliver the mother of all bitch slaps.

Leffen is the reason why their were no bananas at the supermarket on Thursday morning, and why the shelf stackers on duty did not appear to know where and when the bananas would respawn, or even what a banana was. How else can one explain this collective amnesia without recourse to the existence of the one called Leffen - the being who is said to have reconfigured the gamepad of our universe. It is all so obvious now. That time in the scouts when we pitched our tents in the dark, in what turned out to be a depression that flooded during the night, was a shot across the bows from Leffen, warning us not to camp.

As I write this I feel the disapproval of Leffen slowly crystallising in this simulation that I call my home. It is my fate to be trapped eternally within the hardening amber of his unfathomable C++++++ coding. Know that I am laying down my very existence for a cause that I do not understand, on the say-so of some laser-focused YouTube sperg, who I have never heard of.
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Hey man don't talk about Roko's Basilisk or Yudkowsky will sperg the fuck out about information hazards
 
Smashies being autistic again? Paint me surprised, one of your top competitive players is an open furfag, isn’t surprising autistic shit happens in smash every day.
 
'Wikipedia says that having a profile picture of an anime antagonist makes you a dark triad totalitarian!"
This is what happens when people with 100IQ think they are genius.
I also find it ironic that he uses Trump as a comparison then says that blocking people should be illegal and will kill free speech. Does he not realise most Trump voters agree with that?
 
LukeMcGregor said:
'Wikipedia says that having a profile picture of an anime antagonist makes you a dark triad totalitarian!"
This is what happens when people with 100IQ think they are genius.
I also find it ironic that he uses Trump as a comparison then says that blocking people should be illegal and will kill free speech. Does he not realise most Trump voters agree with that?
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90% of the people that hate Trump hate the caricature the Media made of him as opposed to the man himself and what he actually did while in office.
 
Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
there's nothing on earth more autistic than fanfic style crossovers like smash or kingdom heart, especially if it has "lore". if you want autistic CS then go look at overwatch.

"decide the entire fate" lol. instead of thinking "real life is becoming just like my anime!!" the dude should have thought "maybe I'm watching too much anime."
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Smash doesn't have any lore. Nintendo even present it as kids playing with toys. And I don't remember Smash fans talking about lore at all.
 
"In December 2017 Leffen posted a video of himself stabbing a pancake that had a green jiggly puff drawn on it. This video tells you that Leffen desperately wanted to get rid of HBox"

"Leffen gaslit HBox by refusing to give him a handshake"

Nigger what?
 
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Shame this guy is such a massive sped, if he stayed on message and condensed this video focusing on why this leffen nigga is an asshole it would be alright.

Then again we wouldnt have this amazing schizo rant. God bless you smash players, you stinky retards.
 
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