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[Black Waltz]

I don't think they're gonna stop complaining until the game is completly banned from stores and everyone who has it is arrested and sent to prison for 30 years

 

[NARPASSWORD]

What is this garbage I'm looking at?
Is it NeoGAF / ResetEra being retards again?

EDIT: seeing that Fire Attack patch and the general lack of outrage from it reminded me of something I said about the opposite side of this kind of autism (the "OMG CENSORSHIP! TREEHOUSE BAD! REEEE!" kind); that they only give a shit about censorship if it's about waifuism.

 

[0 0]

It all just reminds me of:

 

[LucasSomething]

Did no one post the autistic twitter fight Salem and Leffen had recently? It all started when SonicFox asked which smash character he should play.

Someone said Snake. Salem (one smash player who won a Brawl Apex and smash 4 bayoneta player) joined and said Snake is good too. Then Leffen (infamous melee pro) said Snake sucks.

https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1076921620718063622

Sounds okay but then it quickly crosses into a dick measure contest.

And then into pure autism "i know better than you" talk

Salem then decides to say he was just pretending to be retarded but leffen gives no fucks

I know leffen is very spergy himself but Salem is like a straight nutjob. He would later ramble that melee players are not really part of the community because he has "years or research".

and at least 1 person is sad leffen used the dread R-word

 

[LucasSomething]

Did no one post the autistic twitter fight Salem and Leffen had recently? It all started when SonicFox asked which smash character he should play.

Someone said Snake. Salem (one smash player who won a Brawl Apex and smash 4 bayoneta player) joined and said Snake is good too. Then Leffen (infamous melee pro) said Snake sucks.

https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1076921620718063622

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Sounds okay but then it quickly crosses into a dick measure contest.

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And then into pure autism "i know better than you" talk

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Salem then decides to say he was just pretending to be retarded but leffen gives no fucks

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I know leffen is very spergy himself but Salem is like a straight nutjob. He would later ramble that melee players are not really part of the community because he has "years or research".

https://twitter.com/LiquidSalem/status/1076948578743083008
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and at least 1 person is sad leffen used the dread R-word

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[0 0]

Did no one post the autistic twitter fight Salem and Leffen had recently? It all started when SonicFox asked which smash character he should play.

Someone said Snake. Salem (one smash player who won a Brawl Apex and smash 4 bayoneta player) joined and said Snake is good too. Then Leffen (infamous melee pro) said Snake sucks.

https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1076921620718063622

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Sounds okay but then it quickly crosses into a dick measure contest.

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And then into pure autism "i know better than you" talk

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Salem then decides to say he was just pretending to be exceptional but leffen gives no fucks



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I know leffen is very spergy himself but Salem is like a straight nutjob. He would later ramble that melee players are not really part of the community because he has "years or research".

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and at least 1 person is sad leffen used the dread R-word

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Yeah, that thing about Salem saying Melee players aren't part of the community has become a little meme in the Smash community now, with people replacing some words and making it a copypasta like their own version of "gorilla warfare."

 

[Pop-Tart]

https://archive.fo/WkwAv

The dad just wanted his son to take a bath, now his smash pro career is forever ruined. :^(

 

[Vivec]

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The dad just wanted his son to take a bath, now his smash pro career is forever ruined. :^(

Damn, I wish I had a dad cool enough to toss me in the fucking dumpster when I was a kid. That kind of adversity creates quitters and winners.

 

[Gingervitis]

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The dad just wanted his son to take a bath, now his smash pro career is forever ruined. :^(

 

[Adamska]

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The dad just wanted his son to take a bath, now his smash pro career is forever ruined. :^(

By Asian Dad standards, this guy is pretty cool.

Usually they'd just guilt and use cultural pressure until the kid folds, but nope. This guy wades in and actually spends time with them and beats them in a wager to get them to shower.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The guy in the middle is another example of Melee players doing everything they can do to defend the game before Ultimate is even out. What "ShionSinX" is saying here is just explaining pretty much all you really need to know: having a buffer is unquestionably superior than not having a buffer. But the guy in the middle tries to spin it as a negative thing using moon logic about doing an "unrelated response," which is complete nonsense since it'll only do what you pressed, and you can tell this person never played any other game besides Melee because "holding up to do uptilts" does not buffer a jump like he mentions--you only jump using an unbuffered, single up input. This was explained in the thread this was posted in, as the first user mentions.

Expect to see more of this when the game is release. Melee players will do anything to prove their game is still relevant, including just outright lying like the user below is doing.

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https://youtu.be/kIGglNc3PAc

“It’s still good! It’s still good!”

 

[0 0]

Obviously a joke but still funny.

 

[Vivec]

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>items on
>projectile bans
>banning half of the aerial options
>banning smash attacks
>banning gimping

I didn't think there was a way to make little mac viable, butt lo and behold, it''s possible.

 

[vertexwindi]

When I saw they listed Dr. Mario as an echo I figured something is up but it might as well be real tbh.

 

[0 0]

A little while back, but here's a crossover:

 

[0 0]

Melee players still not understanding that there's a reason Melee mechanics haven't been a thing for almost two decades.

Wavedashing has literally no purpose since you can do anything out of dash. You can already dash dance in this game. Wavelanding is the only feasibly noticeable change but it's very negligible, especially since there's next to no landing lag in this game. The "combo demonstration" at the end is almost entirely comprised of combos you can already do in the game as-is.

But I look forward to the next month or so of people hyping this up saying it's the future of Smash before it either gets forgotten immediately, or gets instantly DMCA'd by Nintendo when it gets the slightest bit of traction.

 

[Kaabi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArX5z0lU29I
Melee players still not understanding that there's a reason Melee mechanics haven't been a thing for almost two decades.

Wavedashing has literally no purpose since you can do anything out of dash. You can already dash dance in this game. Wavelanding is the only feasibly noticeable change but it's very negligible, especially since there's next to no landing lag in this game. The "combo demonstration" at the end is almost entirely comprised of combos you can already do in the game as-is.

But I look forward to the next month or so of people hyping this up saying it's the future of Smash before it either gets forgotten immediately, or gets instantly DMCA'd by Nintendo when it gets the slightest bit of traction.

If memory serves me right, hacking the Switch and using any kind of mod or save editing can cause the system to get flagged by Nintendo and get the system banned from online play. I don't know if this mod will be used for LAN or online play but either way, i'm sure Nintendo will catch on to these guys modding their systems and these guys will have to spend another $299 for a new system.

That reminds me, someone was trying to make a mod similar to this for Smash 4 on the Wii U and that was immediately forgotten. Same can be said about this.

 

[0 0]

A humble little cross post, but here's a pleasant clip of a carefree Smash player enjoying a friendly game of Smash Ultimate with an acquaintance, starting with a sportsmanlike congratulations for his opponent's amicable victory.

 

[LucasSomething]

One of the top 100 Melee players comes out as trans, reddit discusses whether they should be happy that "a female player finally reached the top 100" or if it doesnt count because it's a guy.

news: http://gametyrant.com/news/smashin-the-closet-the-story-of-melees-first-trans-top-100-player

smash thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/alpcq8/smashin_the_closet_the_story_of_the_first_trans/

Mods removing anything that is nothing absolute support, restored comments here:
https://www.removeddit.com/r/smashb...shin_the_closet_the_story_of_the_first_trans/

Brigaded thread on r/projectMdiedforthis:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProjectMDi...rprising_nobody_the_first_smash_sister_to_be/

(This comment wasnt even negative and was removed)

Narcissa mentioned

Bonus: This user already predicted it one year ago

 

[Vivec]

A humble little cross post, but here's a pleasant clip of a carefree Smash player enjoying a friendly game of Smash Ultimate with an acquaintance, starting with a sportsmanlike congratulations for his opponent's amicable victory.

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A fucking Richter player crying like a little bitch about a god damned incineroar constantly using the same tactics. Is it opposite day? At least when Dark Syde Phil lost his shit over injustice, he wasn't playing Deathstroke and crying about Bane or something equally ridiculous.