Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
I'm up for some Dreamcast but wouldn't mind playing the game that shall not be named in front of Sparkles too. I want to let @Prince Lotor know I had to throw the Mr. Pibbs he was saving out the window. I was on an epic sugar high from eating 10 giant pixie sticks and started to hear Mr. Pibb talking crap about you again. IDK if He can be trusted...I heard the old miner from mountain dew's older logo is pretty nice though. He does get a little crazy if he has too much sugar or caffeine.
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Oh well if we're breaking out the dreamcast we HAVE to play crazy taxi at some point.

Btw you put my Mr. Pibb out the window you better make sure its there for when I come back I don't care how you do it but I want my mr pibb >:C

Prince Lotor is off the hook now its you thats on the hook for my drinks or you're banned from the garfield kart tournaments.
 
tripmix said:
Oh well if we're breaking out the dreamcast we HAVE to play crazy taxi at some point.

Btw you put my Mr. Pibb out the window you better make sure its there for when I come back I don't care how you do it but I want my mr pibb >:c

Prince Lotor is off the hook now its you thats on the hook for my drinks or you're banned from the garfield kart tournaments.
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The old miner from the retro Mountain Dew logo said you'd be okay with it. He is a better mascot and keeps his mouth shut unlike Mr. pibbs and his loose lips. I'll try to find your Mr. Pibbs but its been like a day. Crazy Taxi!!! You got a light gun for House of the Dead 2? The acting is top notch. Man I miss dreamcast.
 
Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
The old miner from the retro Mountain Dew logo said you'd be okay with it. He is a better mascot and keeps his mouth shut unlike Mr. pibbs and his loose lips. I'll try to find your Mr. Pibbs but its been like a day. Crazy Taxi!!! You got a light gun for House of the Dead 2? The acting is top notch. Man I miss dreamcast.
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No for light gun entertainment we got vampire night for the PS2 somewhere I think.

How many consoles we got at the reehouse? I think we should get rid of a few if we're not using them my dad's electrical extension cord can only take so much.

And I don't care what that ten gallon hat wearing nudnik said I WANT MY MR PIBB OR DR PEPPER!!!1!!!

For real though didn't we all either have that friend who used crazy taxi just for the music or did it ourselves?
 
tripmix said:
No for light gun entertainment we got vampire night for the PS2 somewhere I think.

How many consoles we got at the reehouse? I think we should get rid of a few if we're not using them my dad's electrical extension cord can only take so much.

And I don't care what that ten gallon hat wearing nudnik said I WANT MY MR PIBB OR DR PEPPER!!!1!!!

For real though didn't we all either have that friend who used crazy taxi just for the music or did it ourselves?
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I'll get you the Dr. Pepper with cream soda that's at least being sold in the states....so good the doctors will take your leg or Wilford Brimley's ghost may haunt you. He's Wilford Brimley and he has diabetes. Oh man, the music was great and the ps2/GC releases were horrible. They took away the music and name brands. Sega has usually had great arcade/game music. I also loved Top Skaters soundtrack. Though it was more limited.
 
Schmeckel said:
He probably reads the Secret Reehouse thread and takes all of the stupid shit contained within as actual plans and schemes by tractors to fuck with him.

"Um, khet? I think someone snuck into the khamplex and is watching our real mature adult house. I don't know how they got over the waist-high wall. Better keep Ja$per Kitty away from the windows."
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Why keep Jasper away from the windows? we're not gonna hurt the kitty we just wanna play with him.

Also he can't read the reehouse thread it says no grown ups on there. He'd be like...I dunno breaking kiwi farms TOS and thats against the law according to Phil
 
tripmix said:
Why keep Jasper away from the windows? we're not gonna hurt the kitty we just wanna play with him.

Also he can't read the reehouse thread it says no grown ups on there. He'd be like...I dunno breaking kiwi farms TOS and thats against the law according to Phil
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I can't put up a gate to keep the grown ups out, so I put a circle of toothpaste around the ree tree. I heard that works sometimes.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
We successfully stole one of his shoes but since he never wears them since he never goes outside of his house there wasn't enough genetic material to get a concrete sample.
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Yeah I got it in operation sneaker snatch because I was gonna train Jasper to go potty in his shoes.

Then you all laughed at me for trying to train a cat. I guess that was a stupid idea :(
 
.moe said:
Has phil ever had a cootie vaccination?
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We saw Kat kiss Phil on the cheek, and since girls have cooties, Phil also has cooties now. The 'circle circle dot dot' cooties shot only helps prevent cooties, if you get kissed by a girl you get cooties.

Exceptions are if your mom or grandma or aunt kisses you. You can get cooties from kissing your sister or a cousin.

I'm not a medical professional, but I'm pretty sure about this.
 
I didn't think it would work, but our plot to get Phil to wear Nazi regalia went off unhitched. Great job gang. I got a 12 pack of Dr. Pibb for the reehouse this weekend.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I didn't think it would work, but our plot to get Phil to wear Nazi regalia went off unhitched. Great job gang. I got a 12 pack of Dr. Pibb for the reehouse this weekend.
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oh nice I'll take 1 I'll bring popcorn and we can all bet food and sweets for what vest and hat Phil gets if any. I got 2 dr pibbs and a handful of toffee popcorn on denim and nazi hat.
 
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The Azure Sky is dead; The Yellow Sky will rise!
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
We all saw what a disaster it was when they taught Garfield to drive a go-kart.
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Hey Garfield kart is a high level competitive kart racer. It doesn't matter how much luck you got it all boils down to raw skill. Only the fastest racers can get good times in time trial, there is also a drift mechanic as well you need to learn how to daisy chain the drifts for maximum speed. It is literally the dark souls of cart racers.

I even made a video to show some frens how to get good at Garfield Kart
 
tripmix said:
Hey Garfield kart is a high level competitive kart racer. It doesn't matter how much luck you got it all boils down to raw skill. Only the fastest racers can get good times in time trial, there is also a drift mechanic as well you need to learn how to daisy chain the drifts for maximum speed. It is literally the dark souls of cart racers.

I even made a video to show some frens how to get good at Garfield Kart
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8I1vR1z2OHc
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Thanks to this video, I'm now a professional Garfield Kart player. I'm heading to the play-offs soon for it too. Maybe I'll even win and get 4th place. We all know 4th place is the best.
 
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