Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

[gh0stzero]

Uhhh, don't worry about that. I hired some Party Characters for a surprise party. They're supposed to be characters from 'SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron'. Umm. . .if they aren't wearing the cat-heads then technically they have no legal authority over you. If they hassle you too much just remember their catchphrase "I do not consent to any searches or seizures of my person or property" and they have to leave you alone, or if their costumes say 'Polícia Federal' and they are speaking Mexican for some reason just say "No moleste".

Anyway, who wants frosty chocolate milkshakes? FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!

No they were definitely cops they took your friends chemistry set and the cooler away. You owe me a doctor pepper

They said it was getting processed into everdence or something and it could take months to process

I am learning spanish for....reasons, let me handle them.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I am learning spanish for....reasons, let me handle them.

Don't worry Ana de Armas can speak English too.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

No they were definitely cops they took your friends chemistry set and the cooler away. You owe me a doctor pepper

They said it was getting processed into everdence or something and it could take months to process

I am learning spanish for....reasons, let me handle them.

No need to look for your garfield super happy fun lasagna party time sleeping bag. Sparkletor sold it on Ebay for Raid Tokens or whatever their currency is. I think an intervention needs to happen.

 

[Schmeckel]

No need to look for your garfield super happy fun lasagna party time sleeping bag. Sparkletor sold it on Ebay for Raid Tokens or whatever their currency is. I think an intervention needs to happen.

Just let Sparkletor do his thing. If he gets more engrossed in his Raid: Shadow Legends, it just means we can break out the TG16 and take turns playing Bonk's Adventure.

But, just to make sure nothing goes accidentally missing, we should probably take our things back home when we leave the reehouse. My mom would tell my dad that stuff was gone, and then I'd have to sit in time out.

 

[Prince Lotor]

No they were definitely cops they took your friends chemistry set and the cooler away. You owe me a doctor pepper

They said it was getting processed into everdence or something and it could take months to process

I am learning spanish for....reasons, let me handle them.

Ok, so weird thing. I tried to go to my buddy's place to let him know the cops got his shit, he lives in a trailer by the train tracks, but I couldn't find his trailer. I couldn't even find the clearing where his trailer was. I was gonna let him know so that he wouldn't come by the REEhouse.
It's all good though. I snuck into the junkyard earlier to play in the abandoned cars and I ran into him there. He had another kit stashed there he remembered about, and we started it cooking and then played in the junkers until it was done. He gave me some leftover trucker pills for helping him out so if you guys want to try some let me know.

My mom's been yelling at me for sneaking out of the house all night in my ninja costume and threatened to take away my grappling hook and climbing claws. She's worried that I haven't slept in 5 days or whatever so I have to stay home tonight, but I can bring you a doctor pepper tomorrow I could bring you some Pepperoni Pizza Combos too if you want.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Just let Sparkletor do his thing. If he gets more engrossed in his Raid: Shadow Legends, it just means we can break out the TG16 and take turns playing Bonk's Adventure.

But, just to make sure nothing goes accidentally missing, we should probably take our things back home when we leave the reehouse. My mom would tell my dad that stuff was gone, and then I'd have to sit in time out.

bonk's adventure is great and very weird. I'll get some whipped cream cans so we can do whippits and pretend we're the ones transforming when collecting powerups.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Does anyone know where my Worms Armageddon disc is? We're supposed to play it for this week's tournament.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Does anyone know where my Worms Armageddon disc is? We're supposed to play it for this week's tournament.

How do you think Schmeckel and I got whip cream for whippits? Nahuhuhuh kidding, we have to be very careful with our stuff since sparkletor's detour into Raid: shadow legends has consumed him. BTW, if you ask him if he's been playing Raid, the answers no....always no. I made a compartment under the floor in the back right corner. I think Sparkles will take anything not bolted down.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Agent ChickenFucker here, I'm ETA 10 minutes from the REEE compound. I have the pasta sauce, I repeat I have the pasta sauce. We are going to give his horse faced wife the best facial of her life, before uploading the footage to Derichs ultra super secret p0rn server. Then we will be able to fund our continued efforts to commence internet shennegans while making troons rage on Twitter.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How do you think Schmeckel and I got whip cream for whippits? Nahuhuhuh kidding, we have to be very careful with our stuff since sparkletor's detour into Raid: shadow legends has consumed him. BTW, if you ask him if he's been playing Raid, the answers no....always no. I made a compartment under the floor in the back right corner. I think Sparkles will take anything not bolted down.

THEY JUST ADDED 11 NEW CHAMPIONS, GIVE ME A BREAK!

 

[Schmeckel]

Hey guys, I went through an old box and found I had a copy of Total Carnage on the snes. Maybe we could play that in between other games?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

THEY JUST ADDED 11 NEW CHAMPIONS, GIVE ME A BREAK!

Sparkletor. I'm just giving you a hard time lol. I just don't want to see you come into the treehouse and giving everybody a Dave style "money is really tight, your donations help the most right now because I get those funds immediately in my Rai...I mean bank account" speech

Hey guys, I went through an old box and found I had a copy of Total Carnage on the snes. Maybe we could play that in between other games?

I'm up for it but not sure about the others. Prince Lotor will be turning off the turbografx system soon

 

[gh0stzero]

Hey fellers this weekend can we go back to worms for the tournament?

@Prince Lotor is banned though it turns out meth is a piformace enhancing drug or something

Someone should take turns playing tag with him to tire him out or something even if its like 2 against 1.

I brought pringles and sweets but I still want my dr. pepper the police stole when they took your chemistry set.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Hey fellers this weekend can we go back to worms for the tournament?

@Prince Lotor is banned though it turns out meth is a piformace enhancing drug or something

Someone should take turns playing tag with him to tire him out or something even if its like 2 against 1.

I brought pringles and sweets but I still want my dr. pepper the police stole when they took your chemistry set.

Hey Trip! @Pretty Boy Extremism , @Schmeckel , and I were able to combine our money to rent a dog racing track for 30 minutes and put @Prince Lotor on the track to run. We replaced the bunny with a huge bag of meth and set the laps to 20. He willingly came with us to the track but did not enjoy the doctors on site taking his temperature nor wearing a muzzle. See you soon for the tournament!

 

[Schmeckel]

Hey Trip! @Pretty Boy Extremism , @Schmeckel , and I were able to combine our money to rent a dog racing track for 30 minutes and put @Prince Lotor on the track to run. We replaced the bunny with a huge bag of meth and set the laps to 20. He willingly came with us to the track but did not enjoy the doctors on site taking his temperature nor wearing a muzzle. See you soon for the tournament!

I don't know... That rectal thermometer seemed to have him pretty excited, if you know what I mean.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I don't know... That rectal thermometer seemed to have him pretty excited, if you know what I mean.

Thanks for the laugh and I have nothing against @Prince Lotor...Just really goofy today.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Hey fellers this weekend can we go back to worms for the tournament?

@Prince Lotor is banned though it turns out meth is a piformace enhancing drug or something

Someone should take turns playing tag with him to tire him out or something even if its like 2 against 1.

I brought pringles and sweets but I still want my dr. pepper the police stole when they took your chemistry set.

That's fair. Honestly when I get like that you can just distract me with a laser pointer, my mom started doing that after she wouldn't give me her schizo meds anymore when I needed to calm down. I'll bring a couple to leave at the Reehouse next time I'm up.
I keep trying to buy you your Dr Pepper but every time I'm at the store that fucker on the Mr Pibb bottle talks me in to buying that. Sorry, I'll keep trying.

Hey Trip! @Pretty Boy Extremism , @Schmeckel , and I were able to combine our money to rent a dog racing track for 30 minutes and put @Prince Lotor on the track to run. We replaced the bunny with a huge bag of meth and set the laps to 20. He willingly came with us to the track but did not enjoy the doctors on site taking his temperature nor wearing a muzzle. See you soon for the tournament!

Dood, I am going to catch that fucking rabbit! I want it! I WANT IT! He stole my fucking trucker pill pixy stix! When I catch him I'm going to chomp his neck and shake him back and forth until he drops my stuff! That'll teach him to laugh at me

I don't know... That rectal thermometer seemed to have him pretty excited, if you know what I mean.

Look, all I'm going to say about rectal thermometers is this: 13m50s

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That's fair. Honestly when I get like that you can just distract me with a laser pointer, my mom started doing that after she wouldn't give me her schizo meds anymore when I needed to calm down. I'll bring a couple to leave at the Reehouse next time I'm up.
I keep trying to buy you your Dr Pepper but every time I'm at the store that fucker on the Mr Pibb bottle talks me in to buying that. Sorry, I'll keep trying.

Dood, I am going to catch that fucking rabbit! I want it! I WANT IT! He stole my fucking trucker pill pixy stix! When I catch him I'm going to chomp his neck and shake him back and forth until he drops my stuff! That'll teach him to laugh at me

Look, all I'm going to say about rectal thermometers is this: 13m50s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QvsZ8f5Hls0:830

You know Mr. Pibbs talks crap behind your back when you're not around right? He has everyone busting up. IDK if I wanna follow the link lol...have a feeling its payback. If you want a working class soft drink go for Royal Crown Cola but if you want a Dr. Pepper sub try the 3 liter grocery store brands.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Why is Phil so popular with the black youtube gaming community? I see a lot of black creators making commentary on Phil. Is it because he has a lot of soul?

 

[gh0stzero]

That's fair. Honestly when I get like that you can just distract me with a laser pointer, my mom started doing that after she wouldn't give me her schizo meds anymore when I needed to calm down. I'll bring a couple to leave at the Reehouse next time I'm up.
I keep trying to buy you your Dr Pepper but every time I'm at the store that fucker on the Mr Pibb bottle talks me in to buying that. Sorry, I'll keep trying.

Dood, I am going to catch that fucking rabbit! I want it! I WANT IT! He stole my fucking trucker pill pixy stix! When I catch him I'm going to chomp his neck and shake him back and forth until he drops my stuff! That'll teach him to laugh at me

Look, all I'm going to say about rectal thermometers is this: 13m50s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QvsZ8f5Hls0:830

ok you know what I'll take the mr pibb and forget about the dr pepper just make sure you get enough for me next time I'll settle for a cream soda if they don't have any mr pibb or if you drink it all or something if they don't have anything bring back something or I'll have to pry sparkletor away from his raid shadow legends game and have a talk about pulling up the rope ladder if you come round again.

Why is Phil so popular with the black youtube gaming community? I see a lot of black creators making commentary on Phil. Is it because he has a lot of soul?

The reehouse council does have a diservity quota but we only hand pick the best detractors based on merit to be a tier one reeeeeehouse operator it takes days of training which might as well be years due to how tough the training is.