Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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I'll leave this here to distract the feds while we talk about the death threats in the main thread.
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tripmix said:
whats a dragon dildo? ask jeeves is acting weird after me and sparkletor used it to look at boobs
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It's a big green dildo with imitation dragon scales

The elite haxx00r team will make the Randy Orton gold schlong card morph into Leanna once Phil's iPhone camera registers his o face tonight
 
tripmix said:
whats a dragon dildo? ask jeeves is acting weird after me and sparkletor used it to look at boobs
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Hey, I was trying to find information on birds native to the Pacific islands and thought there might be a documentary from the British Broadcasting Company. How was I supposed to know not to search "boobies" and "bbc"?
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Hey, I was trying to find information on birds native to the Pacific islands and thought there might be a documentary from the British Broadcasting Company. How was I supposed to know not to search "boobies" and "bbc"?
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I'm not blaming you, remember I tried looking for "anime joi" to find anime versions of Ana from blade runner and it turned up with anime porn, some of them with octopuses.

Its easily done.
 
Great work today guys, agent Juliet Alpha Sierra Papa Echo Romeo was able to infiltrate Phil's bedroom and attack him while he slept! Now he will never be able to do his taxes on time!

My mom and stepdad are really proud of me for getting all A's last year in school so they're OK with us having a pizza party in the REEHouse to celebrate, can you all make it?
 
twattycake said:
Great work today guys, agent Juliet Alpha Sierra Papa Echo Romeo was able to infiltrate Phil's bedroom and attack him while he slept! Now he will never be able to do his taxes on time!

My mom and stepdad are really proud of me for getting all A's last year in school so they're OK with us having a pizza party in the REEHouse to celebrate, can you all make it?
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I'll bring the light ranch.
 
Quantum Diabetes said:
The trigger phrase to reactivate Jasper's Catninja assault mode is "Catnip poopietrim".
It only works if you can sound like reliable sitcom mainstay Richard Kind but I'm sure one of you can do it.
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OH SHIT! I accidentally triggered Jasper's MKUltra killswitch! JASPER NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO EARLY!
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REMINDER:

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Today is the last chance to decorate and hang up your envelopes for the valentine's card exchange. Due to someone's mom complaining, not going to name names @tripmix we will not be exchanging conversation hearts as some people's moms @tripmix said they are too sexual.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
REMINDER:

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Today is the last chance to decorate and hang up your envelopes for the valentine's card exchange. Due to someone's mom complaining, not going to name names @tripmix we will not be exchanging conversation hearts as some people's moms @tripmix said they are too sexual.
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I swear I was just trying to find pictures Anime Joi from blade runner I wasn't trying to find anything lewd like anime jerk off instruction.

If you mean my incident with @TheTractor 's blanket it was a happy dream it wasn't like I was jerking off.

...ok maybe a little.

BUT ONLY WHEN JOI WAS ON SCREEN!
 
Great news, Phil never realized the weatherman was a deep cover REEhouse agent and couldn't order delivery when he was blindsided by the snowstorm!

Another successful gay op, way to ruin Phil's Valentine's date with Kat everybody!

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Today is the last chance to decorate and hang up your envelopes for the valentine's card exchange. Due to someone's mom complaining, not going to name names @tripmix we will not be exchanging conversation hearts as some people's moms @tripmix said they are too sexual.
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My stepdad says it's not a big deal since we're big kids now and that he was glad I was honest with him and told a trusted adult. All I have to do now is talk to a nice lady from Social Services about who gave me the card.
 
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Operation Use A Snow Machine To Create 8 Inches Of Snow Around Phil's House To Trick Him Into Thinking He's Snowed In has been a wild success.
 
Ladies
I am pleased to announce that operation “freeze the house” is underway as we speak I have trained Renton’s squirrels to drop small water balloons around Phil’s driveway they will be frozen under two inches of solid ice by tomorrow morning not even the Uber eats driver will be able to deliver the pig’s grub because of the amount of ice now that’s what I call a chill stream
 
Thanks everyone, the Reehouse Valentine's Day party was a huge success. I am a little concerned about the card from "Seekrit Admirror" who wants to "poz my neg hole" whatever that means.

Keep up the good work. Our new password is "dead vest streak". Don't tell anybody.
 
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