Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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yoshitsune said:
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Agent JayCee TTT2, you have earned a promotion as well as a bonus. Notice to all operatives to show up with snacks and food in 2 hours. Destination: HQ. Reason: Celebrating Agent JayCee TTT2's promotion.

P.S. To the guy who brought turkey sandwiches, mashed potatoes and Tanqueray gin to the last promotion party, you will be severely reprimanded if you do it again. You know who you are.
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i brought some neutral flavored chips
 
So guys, while it's juice box time I have a confession. I am Super Hound and to complicate things further I'm also Phil's mother. I just want my son to move on from this crazy streaming dream of his and get a real job. Sorry I lied to you all but I had to do it to protect my family. I hope I can still come to the Super Secret Sunday Sleepover.
 
"Great job on the fake tips with stolen credit cards, now damage his PS5 when it arrives at the courier depot"

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Guys! I've found a new batch of stolen credit cards we can use to fake tip and then chargeback Phil! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Best of all? We can print them out ourselves! Phil won't know what hit him! I've attached a picture of the stolen credit cards I've found on the internet.

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yoshitsune said:
Guys! I've found a new batch of stolen credit cards we can use to fake tip and then chargeback Phil! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Best of all? We can print them out ourselves! Phil won't know what hit him! I've attached a picture of the stolen credit cards I've found on the internet.

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cant we use some of them on inflatable furniture and a mini fridge?
 
tripmix said:
cant we use some of them on inflatable furniture and a mini fridge?
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No, I told you that if you want something I gave you guys my dad's number and he'll buy and install it in the treeh- Uh, I mean Agent Juliet Oscar India, requests for any new equipment are done by requesting it at the Quartermaster's. Those credit cards I've found are to be used solely for Operation Mentally Ill Chargeback.
 
yoshitsune said:
No, I told you that if you want something I gave you guys my dad's number and he'll buy and install it in the treeh- Uh, I mean Agent Juliet Oscar India, requests for any new equipment are done by requesting it at the Quartermaster's. Those credit cards I've found are to be used solely for Operation Mentally Ill Chargeback.
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Well we need noisemakers for our bicycles to make them sound like motorbikes.

and yeah some inflatable chairs would be cool for movie night.

whats the next meeting going to be about since I missed JC's party ;-;
 
I tried to derail the PS5 delivery but it still went through. Strangely enough, he got two of the same boxes delivered. One was marked "care of Kat Burnell".

Probably just groceries in a PS5 box. We know his household can't afford two PS5 consoles when he can't pay for food.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I tried to derail the PS5 delivery but it still went through. Strangely enough, he got two of the same boxes delivered. One was marked "care of Kat Burnell".

Probably just groceries in a PS5 box. We know his household can't afford two PS5 consoles when he can't pay for food.
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funny i stopped by an hour ago and i saw 2 boxes on the doorstep "care of Kat Burnell" and "groceries for the Burnell Residence"
i slapped a tracker on it so we'll see which room it goes into, i bet it has the ps5 for kat in it
 
Shambler said:
funny i stopped by an hour ago and i saw 2 boxes on the doorstep "care of Kat Burnell" and "groceries for the Burnell Residence"
i slapped a tracker on it so we'll see which room it goes into, i bet it has the ps5 for kat in it
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I hope you remembered to get the batteries for the fisher price spy equipment we got on order from amazon.

It's having to come to my house though so not even the amazon delivery guy will know our super secret hideout location.
 
I'm currently interning at Amazon's 4th biggest supplier of audio cables and adapters. I've got it on good authority a few of the higher ups here are mentally ill detractors of Phil and have struck a lucrative deal with Sony for them to remove dual audio from the PS5. They also paid off every adopter of the PS5 for them specifically not to mention it in any of their previews. All in an attempt to get Phil into debt by forcing him to buy one of their $4.99 adapters for his stream.
 
tripmix said:
I hope you remembered to get the batteries for the fisher price spy equipment we got on order from amazon.

It's having to come to my house though so not even the amazon delivery guy will know our super secret hideout location.
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you didn't say what kind so i got some lemons and copper wire, should work just as good
 
Operation "no way this will work" was a smashing success. Replacing Khet's salt lick with a sugar lick has given her tooth problems. Next up we remove her shoes and rebrand her.
 
Soldiers,

I have carefully studied DSPs GTA3:San Andreas videos to teach myself how to fly an RC plane (henceforth known as Red Baron). I intend to use Red Baron to perform aerial reconnaissance of the goutfort, steal his mail, jam his wifi, and to fly-by the window over the winter months to simulate the sound of lawnmowers.
 
Ok inevitably ninstar rune is gonna want to play with us when Phil says hes not his friend any more I think we should all be welcoming and supportive and if someone could bake muffins that'd be great.

Not for ninstar rune I just really like muffins in our super secret bunker
 
Operation "Wooden Instrument Player" was a resounding success. The Japanese man I've discovered that was trained by our resident Dark Souls master players in the way of trolling and stream sniping did significant damage to Phil's mental health, enjoyment of the game, daily tips and inflicted additional chargeback casualties. Kudos to everyone who participated in it.

We will celebrate on Sunday at 3pm, make sure to bring some sweets, candies and soda so we can have a proper feast.
 
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