SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! - 9/5/2019 (The Nightmare Continues - technically Day 79 of 100)

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Will recap shortly. No fun is expected of this video. EDIT: RECAP (and confirmation there is no fun to be had)!

SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! - 9/5/2019 (The Nightmare Continues - technically Day 79 of 100)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

(Thumbnail - Shelf-Ass Ahoy!)
(Gotta say the smash-cut from the SnapChat filtered end-of-intro historical-Hamber to the moon-faced present-day-Hamber is JARRING.)

- VictimLynn needs sympathy points because TRYING ON CLOTHES is too much exercise and huffeen/puffeen/wheezeen/dyeeen for a "gorl her size".

(Something noticed - any "dress" she plans to wear as a SHIRT, she gets in size 4. Any ACTUAL shirt/top, she needs that size 6)

TORRID HAUL (Ordered based on unboxing, not try-on):

Black "Dress" with lace sleeves (size 4):
- She wore it through most of the video / under stuff.

Pink "Do All Things With Love" Sweater (size 6):
- Loves it, but it's another example of how she needs to lose weight.
- Flaps around 2nd-Tits around for a few seconds to emphasize that point.

Flower-Print Dress (size 4):
- "it's super see-through!"
- "Super cute. Liveeen for it."
- "Dress" cannot even make it past that shelf-ass.
- "LMAO" textover. (No amount of laughing will reduce/off that shelf-ass!)

Black Cat Shirt (size 6):
- "Perfect one to end on. Super thin, feels nice and cool."
- "It fits" (turns to show it getting stuck on the shelf-ass-ledge)

Black Sweater with lace bottom fringe (size 6):
- "definitely going to need to wear a tanktop under this"
- Cleavage Ahoy!
- Yup, every "size 4 dress" is just "a shirt" on her size-6+ body.

Nightmare Before Christmas Sweater (size 6):
- "most excited - watch it not fit"
- Sleeves are WAY too long because it's a generic size-6XL long-sleeved shirt
- Stretched to the fucking limit around her "mid-section".

Black-and-Red Checkered Sweater-Type Situation (size 6):
- "I look like a lumberjack"
- Buttons stretching to their limit in a cartoonish fashion
- Unbuttoned and shelf-ass is in full glory, she tries to hide that quickly

Pink "Dress" (size 4):
- "material like you could get shocked by an electricity si-chew-ation"
- "Uh... no..."
- 7:36 timestamp for DingyBra's 'right-cup-only situation'

Jack Skellington Cardigan Hoodie Sweater Situation (no mention of size - guessing 6):
- "also really excited" (like a fucking child)
- Waddles out, cannot even come CLOSE to closing it up

Random Hamberisms/Quotes:
- "No one wants to see my bra."
- "This is why I'm not a fashion person."
- "I am dreading every single moment of this."
- "My bun is extra bunny today so ignore that."
- "Cozy is my word of the day."
- "Definitely need to lose some poundages to feel comfortable in this."
- "I better see a haydur video with that, um, whole little song I just did."
- "What's with all the see-through clothing?"
- "Looks like I got my exercise for the day."

NO COMMENT OF THE DAY!

TL;DR: SKIP, unless you like shelf-ass and DingyBra-cup-outline screenshots.
 
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How could this possibly be super fun?

Edit: She does look fucking disgusting in the try on. Fast forward to the end. Also "looks like I got my exercise for the day" WOW
 
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Oh hell that ball on her head. Lmao.
How in the hell is she still fitting in a 4 when she's well over 600 elbees.
Dumb bish.
 
Here is the Do All Things With Love tent she bought.

I am pictchering in my head Amber yelling at Necky to go get her MACDONALDS while wearing said tent. So much love in the fag shanty.

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Her shelf ass could house the entire crew and passengers of the titanic and still have room for the iceberg - HOW is she still alive?
 
Bahaha the jack skellington shirt is too long for her T. rex arms! That goes to show there's no way she can reach her big shelf ass to wipe.
The plaid was busting at the seams.
Oh excellent haul fashionlynn.
 
I don't know if it's just the angle of the thumbnail but she really doesn't look like she should be able to fit through doors or inside the car anymore. :thinking:
 
She is complaining about this Size 4 Dress she bought being see-through. Honey, fabric can only stretch so much before it is see-through. When you wear a dress as a shirt what do you expect boo-boo?

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Gorl is in denial. None of these clothes are gonna fit her anytime soon. Just because you can stretch them over yourself doesn’t mean they fit.
 
WHY did she do this to my poor eyes??? She included a CLOSE UP of her jiggling the fucking monstrous asymmetric growth on the side of her stomach. It begins at 8:15, so, trigger warning, skip that unless you are ready to part with the food you have eaten today! :cryblood:
 
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Here is the Do All Things With Love tent she bought.

I am pictchering in my head Amber yelling at Necky to go get her MACDONALDS while wearing said tent. So much love in the fag shanty.

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Ah, our dainty Amber, doing all things with love and grace. Like making thirty different “youtube is ruining my life” videos, acting a cunt on social media and torturing her own body to an early death. Live laugh love, gorls!
 
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