SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! - 9/5/2019 (The Nightmare Continues - technically Day 79 of 100)

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"Hey guys!" ...aaand; out of breath :story:

eta - this is exceptionally bad, even for amber. i can't unsee the dangling fupa, and now you have to see it too
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Winter is coming and instead of losing weight, Amber is just going to stuff her face with fall season food and gain even more weight.

Maybe she can hibernate like a bear.
 
My approximation of why the configuration of that shelf ass...
 

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Wow--those salads are really working for you gorl.....you look SOOOOO much thinner!!!1!!!

Sorry, Larping as an Ambaby.
I wonder if she uses McD's nuggies as croutons on her salads????
 
I ask this each time, but because I wonder about it each time: What does she see when she looks in a mirror/sees herself on video?

She's turning around in clothing not even big enough to get over her fat ass, yet you'd think she was a dainty ballerina.
What do you see Amber?
 
Yes, hello Miss Reid. I am an employee of the PCOS Group, the Politically Correct Obesity Syntax Group. I'm here to speak to you once again about your use of incorrect terminology in your videos. At least once in your video published on September 5th, 2019 you used the term "Fupa" to describe your anatomy. Your file has shown that we have needed to correct your usage of terms several times over the past three years. Your anatomy no longer contains a "Fupa", it was upgraded to "Gunt" 17 months ago.

More disconcertingly, after viewing this video I am required by PCOS Group standards to submit a petition to further upgrade your anatomic classification from "Gunt" to "Apron". I will be including still images taken from this video, as well as a rough diagram, to be submitted along side the petition. The images are as follows: (Warning, large images)
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As can be noted in the final image, your anatomical feature extends far past the required measurements to be classified as a "Gunt". See applicable terminology sections, or speak to your file manager for further clarification.
(give me my autistics and I'll be on my way thanks)
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My approximation of why the configuration of that shelf ass...
That fucking plaid thing-- I cant decide if shes trying to go for the big burly lumberjack look and took the wrong connotation from "big", or the "Grandma got me onesie pajamas (with the butt flap) for Christmas and mom is making me wear them to show them off to Grandma" look and Im laughing because theyre both so ridiculous.
 
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FFS, look at how ridiculously tight her bra is, the strap is basically sitting at the bottom of her buffalo hump😳
 
Eric, if you're listening, please gift AL one of those ass wiping sticks for Christmas. That is, if you care about your friend Becky.
 
Throwback to AL's BP in 2014 when she was 350.
To think her heart was starting to tax and was in stage 1 Hypertension.. could you imagine how high her BP gets when she is trying on clothes now?
Let's not get any sort of health insurance we need more tarps to stay home all day.

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Gorl looks like a pile of mashed potatoes and those clothes look like bedsheets.

In fact, according to the torrid website, a 6x shirt fits a 66-70 inch bust, and we can assume there’s a few extra inches in there because that particular shirt is baggy on the model. A twin flat sheet (in the US) is 72 inches wide.

So when she graduates to bedsheets she’ll probably need at least a full, safer to go with queen.
 
God this video makes me so happy. You can tell she’s starting to see just how distorted her giant lump body is and how much energy it’s taking out of her to waddle around in a tiny circle showing off her shelf ass for shekels. It might not ever totally sink in for her, but this vid is a good representation of how sad her life has become and tbh I’m pretty pleased.
 
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I love whenever someone attempts to map out where normal body parts fit on Amber, it always makes things extra mortifying. Her spine has to bend in almost impossible ways, her genitalia/asshole is unreachable for any attempt at cleaning, her gunt apron is trying to meet up with her knees, and her legs are just perplexing. How does it all work? How can a human body take so much abuse and yet dies from such tiny things?

The true mysteries of the universe exist here in the farms.
 
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