Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

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I've toyed around with free Suno quite a bit and ive noticed a remarkable improvement the past 6 months. Is the paid model worth getting? I haven't had much opportunity to make music after kids because its so rare me and my wife and our old band can jam. Can you get it to split instrument tracks up? I find a lot of the drum seeds to be really compelling. It would make making demos be super simple.
Not sure on the paid model, I know it has a bunch of cool features, depends on what you want. One thing I know is paywalled is the ability to isolate "personas" and musical styles from certain songs and say "re use this specifically", but I haven't looked into how detailed you can get with that. I've considered it just for the ability to get a song to pump out the perfect ethnic stereotype voice and transplant it perfectly into another musical genre, like getting a black soundcloud rapper mumbling over some k-pop band backing vocals.
 
I've toyed around with free Suno quite a bit and ive noticed a remarkable improvement the past 6 months. Is the paid model worth getting? I haven't had much opportunity to make music after kids because its so rare me and my wife and our old band can jam. Can you get it to split instrument tracks up? I find a lot of the drum seeds to be really compelling. It would make making demos be super simple.
Honestly I don't see the point in the paid models. As you say the quality has gone up significantly with each release. Assuming that they come out with a 5.5 or 6 and make 5 public, admittedly not a guarantee, then I don't really see the point in paying for it, I'd rather just wait a while, my life went fine for 30 years before suno I can wait another 1% of that for 5 to be public.

That being said the page detailing the pro features does list 'Split songs into up to 12 vocal and instrument stems' as a feature. Whether that's worth 106usd/year is up to you personally.
 
I've toyed around with free Suno quite a bit and ive noticed a remarkable improvement the past 6 months. Is the paid model worth getting? I haven't had much opportunity to make music after kids because its so rare me and my wife and our old band can jam. Can you get it to split instrument tracks up? I find a lot of the drum seeds to be really compelling. It would make making demos be super simple.
Paid one allows you to make a video with captions and commercial rights. But if you just make it for yourself 4.5 free more than enough. It allows up to 8 minutes of track's length and makes rather decent ones.
Bluegrass is good, but how about a mixture of outlaw country with industrial rock
 
It's not a double post if there's almost a month
Fire fades
[spoken Intro]

They say the first flame was a miracle.
A moment of heat in a cold, grey world.
But miracles, when you cling to them… become curses.
Thrones were built. Lords were crowned.
And each time the fire began to fade, someone rose to feed it.
Again.
And again.
Until the world itself forgot what warmth felt like—
And all that was left to rise… was ash.

[Verse 1]
A bell tolls low where the thrones stand empty
A kingdom built on a borrowed flame
Lords of cinder, they left their thrones behind them
And the fire fades again, the same

(Chorus)
Ash seeketh embers, that much is true.
A hollow heart reaching for what it knew.
But the fire fades now, and the light grows thin,
And the cycle starts once more—where does it end?

(Verse 2)
Once there were heroes with crowns of sunlight
Once there was warmth in a dying age
Now only ashes mark the road they walked on
A silent world, an open cage

[Chorus]
Ash seeketh embers, that much is true.
A hollow heart reaching for what it knew.
But the fire fades now, and the light grows thin,
And the cycle starts once more—where does it end?

[Bridge]
How many times has the kiln been opened?
How many souls were fed to the pyre?
Each linking just a little less bright...
A little less heat, a little less fire...

[Verse 3]
The ones who rise are dust and memory
They carry names that the world has forgot
They crawl toward thrones that were never theirs to sit on
For a fleeting spark, they give what they’ve got

[Final Chorus]
Ash seeketh embers—it knows no more
A hollowness claws at a mind's door
The flame is a whisper, the throne a grave
And the cycle turns again, with nothing to save

[Music slows and fades on the background]

[Outro]



Ash…
Ash seeketh embers…
Always it seeks…

A crown of cinders.
A throne of dust.
One more hollow reaching for the flame that was.

And when that spark is fed,
When the sky burns one last time.
What remains?

[A long pause]

Ash. Only ash.

Waiting. For the next.

(Fading whisper)
Seek… seek… lest the fire fade…
[instrumetal finish]

[end]
 
Back for a long-overdue song, I thought I had writer's block and then realized I could just think of the demographics of my workplace for inspiration.

I've been enjoying Ratgtime Rev playing ancient songs about black folk (seriously, he's great), and wanted a ragtime hit from Suno about how gosh-darn grateful they are to not have to live in Africa. #2Blessed2BeStressed

All Thanks to Whitey




I'll shuck and jive and tote that bale
Us niggas wish we was for sale
Africa ain't no place to be
So use that White man sorcery

Was sittin' in the jungle
My poor livin' sho was tough
Couldn't find no foods to eat
I could never steal enough
Another nigga knock me out
He done tossed me in a net
Thought he was gonna eats me
I begans to cry and fret

Tossed my black ass on a boat
Was sailin' to god knows where
Them nice white folk cleaned me good
Dey washed up my nappy hair
They tooks me way across the sea
Won't miss my dirt hut no more
No black man been out this far
We's too lazy to explore

I'll shuck and jive and tote that bale
Us niggas wish we was for sale
Africa ain't no place to be
So use that White man sorcery

Massuh says we gotta work
White man's genius everywhere
Free job shit that's just a perk
I had never seen a chair
Got some chains we show love those
Got a hambone of my own
Gots me a new set of clothes
Lawdy I think we is home

One day massuh says we free
Said he can't keep me no more
Some folk up north died for me
He gotta show me the door
What is I supposed to do
Gotta read now it show sucks
Thinkin for myself is new
No more breakin' this here buck

I'll shuck and jive and tote that bale
Us niggas wish we was for sale
Africa ain't no place to be
So use that white man sorcery

Tried fittin' in with all dem whites, but them civilized folk thought I was too crude
(African chanting)

I'll shuck and jive and tote that bale
Us niggas wish we was foe sale
Africa ain't no place to be
So use that white man sorcery

I seize the news about Africa now
I thanks the White man's God I was taken
And I only needs to get thrown in jail
If I wants an old fashioned buck breakin'

The second version came out as some bizarre mix of ragtime and 90's era Vengaboys "Boom Boom Boom Boom" dance pop.


 
In that spirit, here's the first draft of a tune I've been workshopping. It's called 'problems'. Can you grok the subtle hidden message?



[First verse]
I wake up in the morning, and I take a look outside
My neighborhoods full of 'problems', happened fast, don't know why
There's 'problems' outside making noise, 'problems' committing crime
A 'problem' got some money, bought the house right beside mine
It ran a daycare with no kids inside

[Chorus]
But all, all of these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll send all these 'problems' right along
And the people who brought these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll do whatever it takes to make them gone

[Second verse]
I take off in an airplane, 'problems' don't know how to fly
Thanks to affirmative action now there's 'problems' in the sky
I hear them on the A-T-C, and boy, I tell you what
They're crashing planes, all day I hear the thuds

[Chorus]
But all, all of these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll send all these 'problems' right along
And the people who brought these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll do whatever it takes to make them gone

[Third verse]
The military's full of 'problem's, leaking like a sieve
But all it does is guard the 'problems' out in Tel Aviv
On balance, maybe that's alright, better that they fail
I love to hear those missile sirens wail

[Chorus]
Yes, all, all of these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll send all these 'problems' right along
And the people who brought these 'problems' gonna be gone, gonna be gone
We'll do whatever it takes to make them gone
 
5.5 is pretty good at figuring out what you want. You can't specifically ask for an artist anymore, but it will take your request and add up some terms that are related. I wouldn't think this would work, but I asked it for Danny Elfman-inspired horror music and added some horns and tuba to it and got what I wanted. Namely, the theme from Betelgeuse. A 2spooky tale of a terrible night where a well-read fellow like Lovecraft has to deal with creatures of darkness outside his window past dark.

The AI image generator for this one was giving some great stuff, a lot of floating basketballs in the moonlight, but my favorite one...

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The Darkest Hour




Oh travelers beware and hark
These city streets get awful dark
Black and Mild smoke obscures the moon
The night that welfare pays the coons

I tried to settle in one eve
But rowdies gave me no reprieve
My patience soon will be snapping
From the din of all their rapping
I could not ponder my new book
Went to the window for a look
Loud hoodlums wearing sports attire
Their chattering, an awful choir
With visage a mere guise of men
Their horrid slang beyond my ken
Spread here like some alien blight
With palms a pallid shade of white
I knew I'd face a dreadful price
Should they spy me whilst throwing dice
So I watched with window ajar
Whilst praying they don't steal my car

My stomach instead grew sicker
Watching them imbibe malt liquor
They "mup do doo"ed they shouted "yo"
As negresses joined with kids in tow
Loudly posturing and strutting
Narcotics now had them rutting
Their loathsome forms inebriated
Had their conflicts escalated?
Ghastly voices now all hooting
Furtively they began their looting
For a federal dole can not cope
With the knee grows base lust for dope
I could not believe my own eyes
As they fought for a purloined prize
But fighting soon began to stall
Someone tossed them a basketball
Like children did their eyes go wide
Most beasts do have a playful side
Manic activity quickened
As they caught the scent of fried chicken
Cooked up by some bilious oil
And bought without the slightest toil
Greedily these drunken felons
Commenced to eating watermelon
All babbling as they spit the seeds
Consuming it with primal speed

Looking at their phones contented
A fight I pray had been prevented
Yet soon their bestial tempers spiked
For one had tread on someone's Nikes
And so I watched with bated breath
How readily the coon deals death
For once they ceased striking with hands
Ghats were produced from trouser bands
The whole tribe now began to shout
As firearms were waved about
Discharged without the slightest thought
A would-be scholar had been shot
Bystanders too had not been spared
The youngest bucks now running scared
The noise of sirens soon encroached
The hand of white mans law approached
Of consequences now they worried
The whole pack began to scurry
My abode got a delousing
As these fiends ceased their carousing
Back to their state provided homes
Leaving civilized man alone
Stray chicken bones leaving a trace
Of their simian, benighted race

"Mup da doo dibba" the creatures spoke, a nightmare from which I never woke

But the memory now lingers
Of their melon-coated fingers
I dread now they'll pay me a call
Ghostly echoes of basketballs
Nightly I find myself stricken
Haunted by the scent of chicken
Black as sin I see their shadow
Till that day they see the gallows
For black fatigue I've now accrued
Bedeviled by their call... "Bix nude"
 
Figured I'd hop on the "Black Snape" outrage bandwagon, Harry Potter has a lot of lore to pun on. A couple friends donated some of my favorite lines, it's a true treat for the ears.

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The Half-Crip Prince



All these punks online sayin' Snape is White. Sheeit mang I'm representing West Cokeworth and my rhymin' is tight. Potions class is now in session.

My dad was just a Muggle so they call me the Half-Blood Prince
Dude went out for gillyweed and I ain't never seen him since
Ministry of Magic always tryna get a nigga's prints
Whitey ratio my trailer if they even get a glimpse

I'm the master of potions
Befuddle you with this pot
If you act up in my class
Your Hufflepuff ass get shot

Repping Slytherin foe life
Me and Lucius was tight
But his crew shot up Lily
You just can't trust a White

I'm a tight Cokeworth rapper
But these niggas arts too black
You finna fuck with my girl?
Put my wand in yo gap

Can't hang with my old crew now
Sayin' they the Death Eaters
They took ma favorite girl
She Pedigrewed my Peter

Cry about her every night
While I wax this black candle
Conjure her with a mirror
She work that broomstick handle

She still haunting my memory
Dat bitch be tryna tease me
Pump her so full of my kids
You'd think her name was Weasely

Finna use that time turner
Go back when us Snapes was kangs
Or when Lily was single
She'll Leviosa my wang

Rejecto Paternity
Won't catch me in wizard court
Treat that kid like a House Elf
Coat hanger wand to abort

My dad was just a Muggle so they call me the Half-Blood Prince
Dude went out for gillyweed and I ain't never seen him since
Ministry of Magic always tryna get a nigga's prints
Whitey ratio my trailer if they even get a glimpse

Forget the Polyjuice man
Yo fuck the LGBT
You tryna boycott me boy?
I'll whomp yo ass with a tree

Sorting Hat said you's a man
Keep out of the girls loo
Rainbow discord got nonces
Like Gringots Bank got Jews

That little bitch Ron Weasely
Sees a nigga and gets scared
Think Harry Potter is cool?
Yo brain must be impaired

Ayo fuck that dude Potter
Kid looks just like his daddy
He used to tease my black ass
But his mom was a baddie

His whole crew beating on me
Cause my dad was a muggle
Nigga now who is laughing
I'm makin' yo kid struggle

Popped a cap in Dumbledore
That old dude was a fairy
Hagrid tryna Buckbeak me
Them crazy White boys is scary

These dumb kids is suspicious
Just cause my skin dark as hell
Try to slip me Truth Serum
Drop your ass with a spell

Them crooked Gryffindor punks
Is tryna rig the house cup
Give points at the last minute?
I'll Crucio your ass up

I ain't even care if your wand's made of pine
Here's my wizard glock, Expecto this nine

My dad was just a Muggle so they call me the Half-Blood Prince
Dude went out for gillyweed and I ain't never seen him since
Ministry of Magic always tryna get a nigga's prints
Whitey ratio my trailer if they even get a glimpse

I'm the Chamber of Secrets
Only speaking with my gat
I ain't like the Potter crew
I don't hang with any rats

You punks is playing broom games
If you tryna catch me snitch
Now give me all of dat quid
Or I'll leave you in a ditch

The illest thug in Hogwarts
Check out this fly-ass attire
Dank gillyweed in my pipe
Sip out the goblet of fire

Cauldron full of Wakanda
And Rasta print on my wand
Swish and flick it to the side
I'm the pimp of Diagon

All these racist-ass Purebloods
Put me in the back of the Knight Bus
Try to fuck with me now?
Kadavra you into dust

Got boys up in Azkaban
Yeah my niggas keep it hard
They finna beat some punk ass
Out behind the Quidditch yard

Yeah I'm the wizard of wang
A hardcore wand-toting thug
Guess you must be a Mudblood
Cause your bitch ass getting mugged

Call me Cedric Niggory
The realest Serius Black
It's the rap Battle of Hogwarts
And I'm taking my crown back

Ya'll think you can handle this? Sheeit boy ain't no defending against these Dark Arts. Potter acting up? Better say goodbye to Cho Chang, she seeing me after class. Ha ha haaaa yeah!
 
God's most hated creature, the Redditor. When the bombs fall they'll still be in their bunker replying with "came here to post this same thing LOL", just absolute non-thoughts.

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Thanks for the Validation, Kind Stranger



Bonus version, because I could not decide



Thanks for the Reddit gold my dood
Soylent puts science in my food
I need those updoots, I need them bad
So what I didn't have a dad
Report you while I take my PrEP
Reddit's the hecking best site yet

I'm a Redditor
A predator
An oppression Olympics competitor
Ducktales wiki? You know I'll edit 'er
My wall of Funkos will bear mute witness
I improved my mind while you did fitness
Think you chuds and trolls can call me dickless?
Reported in record time, you're witless
Sweet summer child you on a blue sky hit list
Saw a real black guy it scared me shitless
I'll block your post
Pale as a ghost
My gamer chair creaking from my thickness

Think you can walk into my sub and prank?
Mao and Lenin oh please give me your strength
To take your life like you were a landlord
Azumanga Daoih waifus on my sword
If you think about it Drumpfs the Empire
First time on Tumblr I was inspired
To direct all talk to my shitty views
If I'm king of the trash pile I can't lose
At any size I'm healthy
In Reddit gold I'm wealthy
Sneak 100 I'm stealthy
I hecking love science
You're out of compliance
Spout right-wing nazi crap
You'll be tweeting silence
Got me annoyed
Are you a foid?
I'll do a hecking violence

Think you can rustle my jimmies? I moderate 137 different subs, you're through in this digital town!

Thanks for the Reddit gold my dood
Soylent puts science in my food
I need those updoots, I need them bad
Only barely a high school grad
Report you while I take my PrEP
Reddit's the hecking best site yet

Advice animals that was the heyday
Disability checks here? Cha-ching! It's payday!
A right-wing prez? I'll do crimes and be gay
It's a no fun soy-boy safe space we're creating
Dissent is r/mildly infuriating
Be a decent fucking human being
Nothing but sneed jokes? Come on, I'm waiting
To spite my parents let my brain get pozzed
Defund police but obey covid laws
Remember Dexter's Lab?
Why won't you get the jab?
Carpal tunnel turned my hands into claws

This, so much this, stranger take my upvote
User name checks out I'm fucking one note
We just spend our whole lives
Trading stock canned replies
Plot twist, can confirm am a goddamn joke
Bet Sonic the Hedgehog would vote Bernie
If I set foot outside people sir me
Got my Switch and dysphoria hoodie
Thinking of Sonic gave me a woody
I'm an armchair intellectual
A non-practicing pansexual
My grippy stockings slipped on a piss jug
By the Nine I fell on my testicles
I'm Wholesome Big Chungus
Feet covered in fungus
Cummy hands fumbling with my spectacles

Thanks for the Reddit gold my dood
Soylent puts science in my food
I need those updoots, I need them bad
No custom avatar? That's sad
Report you while I take my prep
Reddit's the hecking best site yet

Think you can evade my ban? You've already been reported to the cyber police, when I'm done with you you won't even be able to get a g-mail

Thanks for the reddit gold my dood < 3
 
Did a Whiteboy hip hop song about being a fatass. Just the largest lad, a heckin chonker. A couple friends supplied some choice lines, RIP MC PeePants.

Fat Chance



I did a Backstreet Boys-style boy band version because it's very, very funny to imagine all those thin dudes hopping around singing about their cholesterol.



I hear "That's a thick ass boy"
They go "Oh lawd he comin"
If there's any candy near
My big belly starts rumblin
Fat lives matter take dat knee
Cause I'm too damn big to stand
My ass is large and in charge
Of every snack in the land

Make room for me 'cause I'm a POC
Thats a person, person of calories
When I hoof it on down for groceries
I gotta have disabled parking spots
My cankles can't handle the extra trot
Yes chud, you can be healthy at any size
Worship me, cause my fat ass is the prize
Get a government check cause I'm so big
It's not my fault when I eat like a pig
Fibromyalgia and that darn old Trump
Make me too stressed to get off of my rump
A remote job and a weed prescription
Can't be why I have a carb addiction
Got a big gulp cooling my pudgy mitts
Had to buy two plane tickets, threw a fit
Must be a hero, I've got a big heart
Richter scale moves when I let out a fart
Got a bag worth of chip crumbs on my tits
Can't stand thin priv so I gotta sit
Metal gear solid, yeah I'm the big boss
Doctor saw my charts and dudes at a loss
So excuse me doc, my health is dandy
Shut the fuck up and prescribe me candy

I hear "That's a thick ass boy"
They go "Oh lawd he comin"
If there's any candy near
My big belly starts rumblin
Fat lives matter take dat knee
Cause I'm too damn big to stand
My ass is large and in charge
Of every snack in the land

See my man MC PeePants had his thinkin quite right
try to take my candy (bubblegum and taffy) then youre in for a fight
Hit you with the FUPA so fuckin hard its "boom out goes the light"

I'm the apex snacker, the king of eaters
It's been six years since I've seen my peter
Arms so flabby can't even bend the truth
Spent new years stuck inside a Denny's booth
I fell asleep in my pies a la mode
Prankster stuck a note on my back "wide load"
All you can eat refuses to serve me
Eat so damn fast waiters call me Kirby
I get real crazy when I don't get fed
Catch you feeding birds I'll gobble the bread
See a bake sale and I start to stutter
Skip the popcorn, just pass me the butter
Got aroused near some Girl Scouts, cops booked me
Officer please, it was all those cookies
Hand in my pants but I was no fapper
Wallet was buried under candy wrappers
Any sweet dreams might give me a heart attack
I sleep so heavy my bed frame collapsed
As a kid bullies rolled me like Sanic
Ice cream trucks see me and start to panic
I'll slurp down their stock then eat the dry cones
Don't judge me bigot, I just have large bones
My weight problems just a social stigma
If my heart explodes, it's probably Ligma



Obesity is made up so don't try to scold me
Gonna live forever cause no coffin can hold me
I've got big dreams so send your skinny butts packing
Best lock up your fridge, cause you know I'll be snacking
 
Not sure why it did something different to the MP3 files for the fat people song, something in Null's basement was probably on fire.

Got together with some friends and made a song about a smug incel fedora type. A rise and fall of a Nice Guy. The emo version definitely turned out the best, he sounds like he's about to cry.

Loner with a Boner
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The Electro Swing version is also pretty fun, Suno tends to do a steadily good job with this genre.



Babe have you heard of Christopher Hitchens?
Science says you belong in the kitchen
3D pig disgusting you are a cow
Can't you look more like Azumanga Dao?

My struggle all began in freshman year
Lousy jocks all loved playing Smear the Queer
Was dressed to impress
Chad gave me no rest
My finest trenchcoat and a three day beard
Mommy always said I was so handsome
But stacy held my love quest for ransom
Cute legs in that skirt
I tried hard to flirt
I did your homework now touch my gland some
That brute chad heard I had talked to his chick
Had the perfect comeback, thinking was quick
I could explain this
If I had the crayons
But all he did was kick me in the dick
All the other kids thought I wasn't cool
Told me I looked like I'd shoot up the school
Enough AP credit
Already browsed Reddit
But someday I'd show them they were the fools

Babe have you heard of Christopher Hitchens?
Science says you belong in the kitchen
3D pig disgusting you are a cow
Can't you look more like Azumanga Dao?

Saved my money in community college
As you can see I'm a man of knowledge
These frats are not Greek
They called me a geek
I've an intellect you must acknowledge
I'm working part time at Olive Garden
But lovey couples make my heart harden
They order more wine
But I don't feel fine
Because my IBS has me shartin'
I'd be GF'd if you did what you're told
Gold diggers don't care about Reddit gold
Listen to you talk
Just please touch my cock
But alas my noble heart has been trolled
I'll strike out on my own like a ronin
Give her chad boyfriend a verbal owning
I gave her a rose
But couldn't K-close
With Mysteries Method I'll be boning

My Little Pony figurines? Dusted
To Pinkie Pie my last nut I've busted
Poser bronies are spiritual vultures
Eastern animations for men of culture
I'm too mature for those children's cartoons
Now Asuka's the one who makes me swoon

These stacey's don't realize I'm a genius
Can't convince these dumb whores to touch my penis
It's not a trillbie
It's a fedora
It's my mom's fault my rooms not the cleanest
Got banned from Gamefaqs and Gaia Online
I'm a busy man it's a waste of my time
Too many retards
Give them my regards
They're so stupid that it should be a crime
The doc said my blood sugar was too high
Too much Wendy's Baconator and pie
He's just fat shaming
So I've been gaming
I'm actually fine according to Bill Nye
Went out to Walmart wearing my sword cane
They called the police thought I was insane
They told me to stop
So I charged the cops
I tried to evade
Cause I learned the blade
But officer chad cheated and I was slain

My eyes opened up this just couldn't be
It's the sixth grade and I'm back in PE
No matter what I do coach calls me gay
It's the goddamn Superbowl every day
I open a shadowless Charrizard
But chad rips up all my Pokemon cards
They can all see my mantits through my shirt
And that bitch Stacy still wont let me spurt
All these wasted years being an incel
Dawkins forgive me, I think I'm in hell

Just a loner with a boner...
Just a loner with a boner.
 
Was inspired by this post from @Sledgehammer Lobotomy

Suffer nonces.

Sicko Hunter






"But one thing that keeps runnin' through my mind is if I get caught I seen this dateline thing where they are bustin' guys with cops"

Why don't you take a seat right over there?
Go ahead sit in that electric chair
No need to explain or frame a response
We find you guilty of being a nonce

You make gross jokes and think you're being cute
Enjoy going in the disposal chute
Talking about "Kani" like its clever
You wont say much when we pull that lever

Being anonymous made you daring
Now we're well past giving you a scaring
Chris Hansen warned you you'd be exposed
Now you'll lie in the street and get bulldozed

Body bags for pedo fags
Touch a kid, coffin lid
Kids come first, pred in hearse
No mercy for the worst perversity
Creeps who prey don’t walk away
Pedo clown, gun him down
Kid-harm freaks get concrete sleeps
Pedo pest, permanent rest
Creep delight, ends tonight
Harm the small, lose it all

Why don't you take a seat right over there?
Go ahead sit in that electric chair
No need to explain or frame a response
We find you guilty of being a nonce

Your mental problem cannot be treated
The fix is getting your brain deleted
You cannot be rehabilitated
You're too far gone to get why you're hated
Hiding behind an avatar on twitch
Toss out your map flag and get in the ditch
You're not being ironic you're just sick
Say your prayers when the hammer goes click

Candy trap, forever nap
Creep with tricks, smash with bricks
Predator eyes, cold goodbyes
Tiny victim, life eviction
Creep comes near, disappear
Pedo pride, nowhere to hide
Touchy lad, autopsy slab
Predator caught, mercy not
Creep gets seen, guillotine
Pedo found, in the ground

"This thirty year old, screen name meat rocket eight, starts chatting with a girl posing as a fifteen year old"

"I just wanted to talk, I swear to you, you know she"

"How were you going to use the condoms in the conversation?"

"I wasn't gonna use 'em at all"

"Well you got 'em in your pocket. Were you gonna do balloon tricks with them?"

Why don't you take a seat right over there?
Go ahead sit in that electric chair
No need to explain or frame a response
We find you guilty of being a nonce.
 
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