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Song about the ups and downs of Bossman Jack. Did two rap versions and one Backstreet Boys style one.

One Last Flip




Thirty grand juice from evil eddie?
My dude you know tonight we're betting
Feeling great
Start my stream
Got some crypto
And a dream
Yeah buddy
Yeah buddy
Numbers up
Wallets ready
Coinflips squirting
I'm so up
Can't believe
My fucking luck
Wait what's this
Oh fuck no
Just lost six flips
In a row

Oh my gosh dude
Oh my phucking god

One last flip
Lost it all
Kick a hole into my wall
Nothing left
Of my door
Keyboard bits
On my floor
One last flip
Lost it all
Better give the plug a call
One last flip
Lost it all
Better give the plug a call

One last win
Then I'll leave
Oh my god
Can't believe
It's fucking gone
Kill the feed
I wanna die
I always lose
I'm really gonna
Fuck a dude
I mean it guys
Send some help
I'm really gonna
Kill an elf

Shut the fuck up dude
Get out of my face
Gonna win this flip
Get my own place
Chat came through
Dude I'm rich
Can't stop now
Feed that itch
Dollars up
I'm a star
I mean it dude
Buying a car

Ah shit dude
It's all gone
Need to chill
Where's my bong
Rub my head
Angers leaking
Ban that guy
I'm not tweaking
Send some help
Nigga please
If you won't help
Then phucking leave
I just need one last juice
Come on nigga, send a boost
I cannot believe I just did that
Switch pulled on me by the rat
This games so phucking rigged
Just wanted to win it big

One last flip
Lost it all
Kick a hole into my wall
Nothing left
Of my door
Keyboard bits
On my floor
One last flip
Lost it all
Better give the plug a call
One last flip
Lost it all
Better give the plug a call

Swore this latest juice would last
Sneaky Rat dad found my stash

My lifes a fucking mess
Warrant out for my arrest
I swear to god
I'm gonna quit
Get myself
Banned from kick
Give my wall a couple pounds
Gotta turn my life around

Bro I sure learned my lesson, it's this site that's phucking rigged
Cause 90% of gambling addicts quit right before they're about to hit it big

One Last Flip Girl

 
The President of Nintendo said:
This is insanely fun to do with Josh's most unhinged rants.

Here is a screamo version of this post.

Stop Bothering Me by Dashboard ConfessioNull

Stop Bothering Me.mp3
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You know this really hits home. Sometimes I read Null's posts and I'm sad because he seems upset, and I wish he were having fun instead. So I took some of his funniest posts from the Woman Hate Thread, mashed them up, and set it to some Richard Cheese type music. Now he's never sounded like he's having more fun calling his own forum users faggots.



I played with the weird magic wand button on the styles section, and it reformatted my notes into a paragraph description. I tweaked it a bit and ended up with this:

Inspired by Richard Cheese, a bright big band swing with up-tempo grooves and a lounge flair, driven by jazzy piano comping and playful ukulele accents. Brassy horns punctuate the melody, saxophones riff over energetic bass and crisp drums. The arrangement stays lively and layered, radiating cheerful sophistication.
 
A song about Josh, the mom slayer
[Verse]
Meet Josh, with a black trench coat,
Anime profile, on every edgy quote,
walks through the hallways,
On a love quest,
His spirit is broken, his heart is a mess,
someone has to pay!

[Chorus]
Hide your mom! Lock all the doors!
The Mom Slayer is coming,
he's settling scores!
Hide your mom! From the fury of Josh!
He's coming for her,
Josh! Josh! NOOOOO!

[Verse 2]
He found a cute girl,
with matching dark eyes,
Confessed his true feelings, under moonlit skies.
I hate my mom, he gravely declared,
she's so annoying,
gonna have to, take her out!

[Bridge]
The shadows are long, the night starts to creep,
While innocent mothers are falling asleep,
He lurks in the darkness,
with vengeance so deep,
His hatred is burning, a furious flame,
no one is safe from his terrible game!

[Chorus]
Hide your mom! Lock all the doors!
The Mom Slayer is coming,
he's settling scores!
Hide your mom! From the fury of Josh!
He's coming for her,
Josh! Josh! NOOOOO!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Josh, NO!
He's coming for her!
The mom slayer,
he'll never stop,
every mother,
has to pay!
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iirc, Null talked about being nicknamed the momslayer because of some edgy chat from his time at the blockland forums. That's where I think I got the idea.
 
I've been getting back into EVE Online, so while waiting out the suspect timer after a gank I have a lot of time to spend making EVE-related music on Suno.

With v5 it's gotten really good! Last I was big into it was around 3.5, you had to do a lot of work to make sure the robotic voices didn't sound out of place, but now it's almost perfectly natural. Making good synthwave is actually a bit difficult now, anyone got some advice on getting vocoder-like effects with v5?
 
Wrote a song with a friend that really captures the struggle of our BIPOC people in America. I know it's not Black History Month, but I just had to take dat knee in respect.

It was surprisingly easy to get it to do a "black" voice, the lyrics are translated for wyt people.


No Emancipation Gibs Me Dat Plantation


I also did a boy band, N'Sync style cover by asking it for K-pop that turned out pretty damn funny. Mostly I just enjoy the mental image of six Korean twinks hopping around the stage taking turns singing about how tough it is to be black.

BONUS K-POP VERSION



"Ayo Tyreese, why you lookin down?"

"Man what ain't wrong. Gub-ment pay fo college, I gots tah pick classes. If I wanna vote I gotta read shit. And you know Laquansha be hauntin' my ass fo that child support... If only lifes could be simple again, ya know?"

This modern world keeps goin faster
Sure do wish I worked for master
Tote that bale, boy, pick that cotton
This modern world sure is rotten
Get a job or go to college?
This poor darkie doesn't want knowledge
I'd leave this hell of choice behind
Because master gives me melon rind

I sure wish I could live back then
One touch of cotton and I'd cry
Live happily with all my slave friends
Wouldn't nick any molasses pie

Oh what I'd give to wear those chains
And become your well trained slave
Master don't sell me, I'll be good
Oh lord I'll learn to be behaved

Us niggas long to serve your race
We break the law to get a taste
For whitey to oversee us
But time come, jail gotta free us

Gonna build me a time machine
Go cap that bad cracker Lincoln
Wish MLK didn't have a dream
Because this poor darkie hates thinking

This modern world keeps goin faster
Sure do wish I worked for master
Tote that bale, boy, pick that cotton
This modern world sure is rotten
Get a job or go to college?
This poor darkie doesn't want knowledge
I'd leave this hell of choice behind
Because master gives me melon rind

And when I'm feeling rascally
Oh master don't be mad at me
Oh thank you lord I am in luck
Because masters gonna break this buck

Mercy, give me a collar
I'm just a dog for your bone
Stick me in the breaking shed
So I'll never be alone

Lord this bussy sure be hurting
That ain't sweet tea he be squirting
Masters got these dark legs shaking
No nig never had so fine a breaking

I swear on Colonel Sander's spice
Don't care if I'm sounding zesty
The plantation life's paradise
And my master gonna bless me

Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood
I wish I had a master, he sure would treat me good

Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood
I wish I had a master, he sure would treat me good
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
Okay, this is playing nice with me again.
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Took the time to extend the song from earlier in this thread about the Keffals whiteknight post. Interesting to see how far the AI voice has come.
The extension was made with 4.5 - the difference is clear (extension starts at 0:54)

New lyrics:
[Verse 2]
The simplest respect, is the smallest request,
You use the old name, to cut her down low,
Trying to erase her, taking control,
you're crossing the line,
you god damn chud!

[Chorus]
Her name is Clara!
Stop calling her Lucas
Don't deadname her!
You're not just evil,
you are, in fact,
onthologically evil!
Stop deadnaming now!

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Her name is Clara!
Stop calling her Lucas
Don't deadname her!
You're not just evil,
you are, in fact,
onthologically evil!
Stop deadnaming now!
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Huh.

Warner Music signs deal with AI song generator Suno after settling lawsuit​

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Music company representing Coldplay and Ed Sheeran had sued tech platform alleging mass copyright infringement
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Warner Music has signed a licensing deal with the artificial intelligence song generator Suno after settling a copyright infringement lawsuit it launched against the service a year ago

Warner, the world’s third-largest music company and home to acts including Coldplay, Charli XCX and Ed Sheeran, is the first of the major record labels to partner officially with the company.


As part of their agreement, users will be allowed to create AI-generated songs on Suno via simple text prompts using the voices, names and likenesses of the Warner acts who choose to opt in to the service.

Robert Kyncl, the chief executive of Warner Music Group, said the deal showed that artificial intelligence could be “pro-artist” when it is licensed to “reflect the value of music”.

“This landmark pact with Suno is a victory for the creative community that benefits everyone,” he said. “With Suno rapidly scaling, both in users and monetisation, we’ve seized this opportunity to shape models that expand revenue and deliver new fan experiences.”
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As part of the agreement Suno, heralded as the ChatGPT for music, has committed to making changes to its platform to launch new, more advanced and licensed models next year, including putting new limitations on downloads for users.

Suno said that only paid-tier subscribers would be able to download its AI music creations, and paid users would also have to pay more for downloads and have a cap on how many they could make.

The agreement to introduce the new models, which would lead to the existing versions being phased out, seeks to stem the thousands of AI tracks made on Suno that subsequently flood streaming services.

The deal comes just over a week after Warner Music settled a lawsuit and struck a partnership agreement with the rival AI song generation service Udio.

Last year, the world’s biggest record companies sued Suno and Udio for copyright infringement, alleging that their software steals music to “spit out” millions of AI-generated songs without permission from artists.

Universal Music, the world’s biggest music company, was the first to announce a settlement with either company when it reached a deal with Udio last month. Universal remains in litigation with Suno while Sony Music is suing both Suno and Udio.


As part of Warner Music’s deal, Suno has acquired Songkick, the live-music and concert-discovery platform, for an undisclosed amount.

In the UK, the government has been consulting on a new intellectual property framework for AI which initially looked like it would result in AI companies being able to use works from the creative community to train their models without permission.

The issue has led to a wave of protests from the creative community, which wants to see an opt-in approach, so that when a work is used it can be identified and licensed to remunerate creators.

Last week, Liz Kendall, the technology secretary, said she wanted to “reset” the debate and indicated she was sympathetic to artists’ demands not to have their works scraped by AI companies without payment.
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Susanna said:
This is why open models are so important. If Suno bows to these trolls, we lose Suno. If the model were open and could be run locally, we'd still have it.
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There's a Chinese one, but it's a hog on graphics card and I'm not sure if I want to risk frying mine in the process.
 
I will now participate in triple posting
[INTRO ]

"A single screen glows...
In a room that no one knows...
The great pursuit... of a useless high...
As the real world waves goodbye..."

[VERSE 1 ]
"Traded sunlight for a blue light sting,
Chasing dragons on a phone screen.
A pointless chase until dopamine drops,
'Till the clock hands spin and the thinking stops."

[PRE-CHORUS 1 ]
"It's a revolution! (A quiet defeat)
A personal solution! (To a life on repeat)
You're unlocking pleasure! (Just digging a hole)
And claiming your treasure! (An empty, scorched soul)—
The algorithm feeds the need,
A perfect, lonely, wasting seed.
The ultimate, transcendent state...
Is just you, alone, and world you hate."

[CHORUS]
"GOONER! BRAIN-FRYER!
SELF KINDLED FIRE!
YOU SOLD YOUR TIME FOR A WIRE'S DESIRE!
A KING OF NOTHING IN A CRUSTY EMPIRE!"

[VERSE 2]
"Built a temple in the digital space,
Every connection gone to waste.
The outside world is a fuzzy demand,
For the sovereign of your one-hand land."

[PRE-CHORUS 2]
"They call it freedom! (A rusty cage)
The deepest feeling! (A silent rage)
A master of your domain! (A servant to the drain)
Escaping all the pain! (To feel it all again)—
The memes they cheer you on to bed,
To fill the space where thoughts are dead.
A champion of the useless night...
Whose greatest battle is to turn out the light."

[CHORUS]
"GOONER! BRAIN-FRYER!
SELF-KINDLED FIRE!
YOU SOLD YOUR TIME FOR A WIRE'S DESIRE!
A KING OF NOTHING IN A CRUSTY EMPIRE!"

[instrumental break]

[BRIDGE]
"And what's the score... at the end of it all?...
What did you gain... behind that locked door?...
A memory?... A friend?... Or just... nothing...
...more?"
[VERSE 3]
"The jokes are copium, a desperate shield,
For a harvest in a barren field.
You laugh at 'normies' living life,
With friends and futures, love and strife—
You claim you're ahead, you've cracked the code,
On a shortened, lonely, winding road.
The ultimate, pathetic twist:
The thing you chase... is what you've missed."

[FINAL CHORUS]
"GOONER! PATRON SAINT OF THE WASTED DAY!
YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF THERE'S NO OTHER WAY!
A MONK OF NOTHING, YOU PRAY AND YOU PRAY!
TO A GOD THAT JUST... FADES... AWAY—"
"...away...
...away..."
[outro]
"The great pursuit... a hollow core...
A punchline now... and nothing more..."
[end]
 
Was puttering around with some different ideas and one night I had the misfortune of trying to watch a single goddamn history movie set in Europe that didn't have random nog stuffed in. It's a little edgier and srs business that I normally get, but I had to ring that bell.

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Lights, Camera, Affirmative Action!




Mandatory ska version (oi, oi, oi)



TV sucks, don't even try
Casting done by DEI
Your favorite character
Is gay black and crippled
But aren't you glad
That you saw a nipple?

TV sucks, sad to say
Didn't used to be this way
But blue-sky commies write the lines
And pull the same tricks every time

You want some history set to screen?
Get used to seeing Afro Sheen
So please don't make a scene
The algorithm has decided
That whitey shouldn't be invited

White Cleopatra? You're a fool
Don't care what they tell you in school
Someone set foot on the moon?
All thanks to a forgotten troon
First to fight those lousy Brits?
A dude with cotton left to pick
Stonewall's great brick throwing hero?
Her T-cell count was next to zero
That Caesar guy in ancient Rome?
My niggas first name was Tyrone
Half of Queen Victoria's court?
Dey wuz payin' child support
Alexander the so called Great?
Total fairy, butthole gaped.

Your favorite IP just got picked
Expensive reboot, ooh how slick!
We just need to make it newer
And sanitized for modern viewers

Big strong hero? So outdated
Our test group calculated
That he's gay or an imposter
Check our all-female roster
Now retconned in with zero grace
To represent each oppressed race

So only black success can sell
Facts are racist, go to hell
Tariq has got some tales to tell
The algorithm has now spoken
Whitey gets to be the token

Movies suck, don't even try
Casting done by DEI
Your favorite character
Is gay black and crippled
But aren't you glad
That you saw a nipple?

Movies suck, sad to say
Didn't used to be this way
But blue-sky commies write the lines
And pull the same tricks every time

People are saying cinema is dead
Gee I wonder *scratches head*
It's chuds that are mislead
We hired our writer buddies
Who majored gender studies

"Kinoplex Robert, a movie please
Front row seat for two
Have you got a brand-new film
That's written by the Jews?"

Well shucks anon, you've got good taste
That's every movie here
Your evening will not be a waste
So let me bend your ear

Jumanji 3: the Bugchaser
Is made for every age
And Alien: Reparations
Is worth your daily wage
The latest Tarantino film's
About a plucky Jew
And three capeshit sloppas
Bought perfect A reviews

They're all produced by Shekelburg
A friend of Israel so I've heard
His whole family is in the biz
But movies aren't controlled by yids
That's a pattern you can't notice
Consume product, fill the quotas

Into netflix dude?
Hope you like bix nood

If you watch an awards show, you'll wear out the bell you're ringing
A zesty all-brown future is what Shekelburg is bringing

The message of tolerance, of defeat
Still needs your money, time and permission
All the good stuff has already been made
Till we find out how to clone Mel Gibson
 
Another dark souls 2. This time I've fed intro text to it
[INTRO]

"Perhaps you've seen it... in a dream,
A land where faded souls convene.
A murky light, a last reprieve,
For all that you believe..."

[VERSE 1]
"A walled-off land, far to the north,
where great king's kingdom stumbled forth.
They gave its name - Drangleic Great, then lost the breath—
and after that took the stage it's death."

[PRE-CHORUS]
"And you will come to its crumbling gate,
With no reason, under curse's weight.
You cannot say the reason why,
Beneath a dark, forgotten sky—
Like a moth that sees the flame,
You'll yearn to touch its deadly frame.
Your wings will burn in deep despair,
And you will. return. again. there."

[CHORUS]
ONCE BRANDED BY THE CURSE'S MARK!
YOUR FUTURE DARK, YOUR PAST NOW FADING SPARK!
YOUR LIGHT HAS NO MEANING THERE!
AND SOON... YOU WON'T EVEN... CARE.

[VERSE 2]
"Your past, your future, stolen light,
All fade before the coming night.
The symbol burns, an augur black,
Upon a soul that won't turn back."

[PRE-CHORUS 2]
"You'll lose it all, the final cost,
To see what you have truly lost.
Your mind, your form, your last delight,
Consumed by an unending night—
You'll feed on souls to stall the dread,
On ancient kings and long-time dead.
And when your human form is gone,
You'll hollow out... and wander on."

[CHORUS]
"ONCE BRANDED BY THE CURSE'S DARK SEAL!
THE DARKNESS GROWS, AND YOU ARE IT'S MEAL!
A HOLLOW THING THAT WALKS AND STARES!
A FATE YOU ENDLESSLY... DISPAIR."

[BRIDGE]
"A thing... less than human,
A soul-fed, hollow specimen.
The king... is just a memory,
And you... his task's hereditary."

[VERSE 3]
"Time after time, the flame will call,
To watch your hope and courage fall.
Each cycle turns, a grinding wheel,
On which you break, but cannot feel—
You'll fight the Rotten, the Iron King's pride,
In poisoned earth where nightmares hide.
You'll seek the Queen in a looking-glass,
To shatter fate... a task that won't last."

[FINAL CHORUS]
"ONCE BRANDED! THE FATE IS THROWN!
YOUR SOUL IS NOT YOUR OWN!
A MOTH TO FLAME, TO BURN AND DIE!
TO WAKE AGAIN AND ASK THE QUESTION - WHY

ONCE BRANDED! THE FIRE FADES!
YOU WALK THROUGH EVERLASTING GLADES!
SEEK THE MONARCH, END THIS PLIGHT...
OR BECOME A HUSK... OF FADING LIGHT."

[OUTRO]
"Perhaps you've seen it... in a dream,
A land where faded souls convene.
Your wings will burn... in anguish,
For that. is your fate. to vanquish?"

[END]
 
Inspired by this
Ended up like weird mix of Polish and German simlish
[INTRO]
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gcpdoytrheflbznx
gmskacevjphxbdy
wzftvnlpgcqjyha

[VERSE 1 ]
kvbzlmfgsatncxpdfsjhnfdekjgndhjfbndflhgusfdjkgbjkdf
hdywrejqvmpblzahdfjgndfjhb gfhjbnrtunythunirnmtr
sdfggfjfhjdfbvmcnmxbgsdjhgsjhdfgxfnctskagvzlmhb
pyqdjrveltcxsangjfjhgksdfgvfcbvcjyhtjyu

[PRE-CHORUS 1]
mgvpsfxwbzktclnjhvbnrtunjndfmbdhjfbgd
hqjyrdnvgpaltemsdagdhfgblkfvnhjdfnhgflknytuj
czwbnfxlskhdvrtasdfghjgkhkhbvnbsad
mypqjatekhbsglvytjyjbvnkjkndkmfnvkjnml
dfhsdjghnhanhjklknytfzcnxhdwrtlpbkv
gsjvamyqtehdnlcadgfhgbdfknbmtnrtobni
dgfhgsdfghdgfvcxnbvhjegfiuoiupxfbtvrnkzsdgla
wvhctmjyqlazfngrytui;lbhhbsdjkfhpionbkbs

[CHORUS ]
bgzlcnfmdkxsjvpafdjgdjkfnhgfhjkdfkgkdjfgldkfnbasda
hqtwrmyavpzeglsdfgbdasfgkSQMIAGHNSLDKFGJNHDF
kftchbsxjndrlpaasdfhnaierthnmiuhqoisnasdhjfzbvcsdac
vsdgadfhgfjcxzcxnvbvciuyergyutwkjscsmzgqxwhelptcjy

[VERSE 2 ]
lxfchntspmdgkbaadfghgidfgabyquhhfsdnvzjcxbxjashiou
vjzwrqyagsdfbebmirtyuebhnofkdmzbjkfbvnvcmbhjhftekdcs
npxgsalvjmbhfczbghnrotynbuherfngvefhnbdfhjbgasdieoriugbvmcxnz
tgdfhjgbnkbhdgjkbgfjhndfjbkngfhhsadsjkyrdnqwsevgalp

[PRE-CHORUS 2]
rktwzhsfvqxbmglalfdkhnakdjfnhakjhbndfjknhfksd
dmycplngvjaztkhasdfigjndfhmadfhadflkdkahjfad
sfxbntvwlqgzphcahjbgwe3iqisdfcjngbfasdhh
kvmjdryelpatqbsidgnbkdlgfhmnkgfjnhasdlfkhnj
gzhxcnfqdmvsrklvasdbignbtyrnboertbmirtubnrt
tpyjwbahvlezcsgagdjgfnskhjnsjkgfhnsdljkfgnha
nrfklgzdxvpmhqaasISDKFGSFDHGKJBGFKJJ
sdgfbrbjtyiuebtmiymnitybshctwymvqlfjzp

[CHORUS 2 ]
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lwqjayhvetpgrnbtewrtbmeyrthberfgfgsdjfhwhiert
mfhscdbptkvnzwlweqibgertwb,vfvfsdchvmvsd
hgebttrnbmitemyntmntyioytnmgjqxarlehntpsvy

[BRIDGE]
vlmfkxgphzcsdanb orytjnbiutgeirugbeiruhg
tqjrhelbwvypmzahebniojrtnbiufgihrtunbirtbiu
nxbgstkhfrdlpcqbirrtnmytnmythnbdrfklbndgfjk
hignjrtbrieunbmytinmytnytavymjzqteknwgsh

[VERSE 3]
shpktwfzrbnlvxgvheqbwjrnhiethjieruthjrtnbortnbr
mdqjcyhevlatznfbnwetiobtriwuoirfgjfiruhgjwithu
gwxtzmnfvrbhpskbveirtubweiunjbrtqenbiwierbn
clqjyhednavmtzpbvueqrrtwbnwtnbwrtbrtbwrt
pfxrkgvznbsdhtlvebqtiunjbtyruwjwebtyubneqr
wmqaycjetlshnvpjkvabenriwunbwnfvnwtur
gbnzkxfrlmdcthsrbthneobertbntnefgbinueru
vhnrtnbytenbrtniueinurtuqpyjlawehtnzgr

[FINAL CHORUS]
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kfvnxbsgjptmchlhjfnrtiohbmniuertburtu
rwqdyazhelgptsnnwrtubrtnhyuriwetjnie
vzlmfxcknhbspgtnbuhrtwbrtyewjbiuytej
jqyrdwheatlnpczbrwthnbwtrhbwrtbrtwetnb
gkxbnfzvsdmhtrlbnwrtnbwrbtyertiujrwt
pwyqjazhetcnslvwbrutyrtnhbrtobyteibnrtubert

OUTRO
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tjyhwelbavhjljkfdggibgfsnhblortbermobiiertnuyeih
sqpznenbrtyuwiotnbuiuiretwbneiurtbuiywertnhgywuiert
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Tried another song about redeeming the card.
I'm more satisfied with the lyrics.

[Verse]
Hello ma'am,
this is tech support, calling you today
Your computer has a virus, it's in a bad way
We refunded too much, to your account,
you owe the government, a very large amount!

[Pre-Chorus]
don't worry, I have a plan
Buy Google gift cards, as many as you can
Scratch the back, show me the code,
We'll fix this issue, down the road

[Chorus]
DO NOT REDEEM!
are you crazy?
DO NOT REDEEM!
Just read me the numbers,
Are you even listening, bitch?
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM, THE CARD!

[Verse 2]
You've been on hold forever, talkin' bout your cat
Going to the store took hours, what's up with that?
You bought the wrong cards, now you're being slow
just do what I say, go with the flow

[Pre-Chorus]
NO! Do not click,
do not click that,
you're about to redeem,
stop, do not redeem!

[Chorus]
DO NOT REDEEM!
are you crazy?
DO NOT REDEEM!
Just read me the numbers,
Are you even listening, bitch?
DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM, THE CARD!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Why did you redeem it?
NOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
I WILL REDEEM IT!
I WILL REDEEM! HELLO?
HELLO?! AAAAHH!
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Fuck, this came off so well lol
 
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