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💀 HorrorcowSun Fruit Dan / Danny Glass - Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel
So some poor woman suffering from serious depression posts on Dan's turpentine page about how depressed she is. Why she'd put it there instead of on a depression support page boggles the mind. Here's his reply:
So basically his advice boils down to spraying coffee up your arse and giving him money.
Drinking a derivative of petroleum with castor oil is just adding two oil based items together and putting it inside a human gut. Castor oil is consumable, but it has no appreciable medicinal effects for anything this madman is recommending.
And autism cannot be cured, except by death ending the life of the person who has it, which this screwball is essentially trying to sell to people.
I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.
I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.
The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.
(This is what woomongers actually believe).
Ergo, if one of them comes up with a bleach-swilling protocol, another will start drinking turps, and another will start putting away the hydrogen peroxide, then the first one decides that it's time to break out the kerosene. Pure kerosene only, of course, without blue dye or other chemicals (snerk) in it, natch.
The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.
Well shit, by that logic, some of them should move on to promoting all-natural lead therapy. It's toxic to living things, so you know it'll kill those darned dirty parasites! One .45 caliber dose between the eyes will cure what ails you.
OK, that was sarcasm. But honestly, I'm baffled by this. I love reading about the old snake-oil salesmen and the crazy shit that was happening in American medicine before the AMA got any teeth, but seeing their modern equivalent is pretty disheartening. It takes only the most rudimentary knowledge of ANYTHING to know that if it poisons a parasite, it could poison you.
Kerosene coming out in the feces ... Jesus. Somebody start searching Thai-language websites for "toilet explosion."
I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.
fftopic:I actually saw a YouTube video of a guy using black salve for a cancerous tumor he had on his jawline. The very last video on his channel is his daughter explaining that he passed away from the cancer.fftopic:
I actually didn't know black salve was a faux cancer cure. You learn something new every day.
Modern medicine says drinking kerosene will fucking kill you, but I found this old, obsolete book from before standards of modern medicine were established that says drinking kerosene is A-OK!
Well shit, I found a medieval manuscript that says arsenic will cure the black death, I guess it's a legit treatment.
The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.
In ancient times there was a belief that the worse your symptoms and sickness were, the worse the cure should be. This is the modern equivalent of that. Though at least the ancient "doctors" and healers had the excuse of genuine ignorance. This guy I swear knows what he's pedaling is bullshit.
I'm intrigued by this. And I go onto his Facebook and I find this.
Don't watch this unless you think that the scenes with Sweetrobin in Game of Thrones series 1 are erotic.
She looks incredibly unhealthy by the way. I'm pretty sure that there's peach-fuzz lanugo appearing on her emaciated form.
And here's a video of him explaining how to turps a 4 year old. That's just 2 years older than hippie wife's sprog up there.
If anyone turpses my children I swear I'll do time.
Finally, here's him telling a story about how his diet is so fucked that he managed to nearly poison himself with a small amount of sea salt. It started when his body told him it wanted sodium (are you surprised?!) and he swallowed half a gram of it. Therefore, all salt is BAD. He claims he had an oedema in his brain but I think he's probably lying because if he did he'd probably be dead. He probably felt non-cramped and actually having not hyponatremic for the first time in years.
EDIT: That video has some bonus content where old Dan goes "NNNNNGH! That's really fuckin' annoying!" because the camera wonks. He also thinks that you should always get your sodium from organic sources, i.e. plants, cabbages, etc. In other words, sodium chloride in solution. Ahem.
It can't be cured per se, but, as with most genetic diseases, proper medical treatment can make a massive difference. People often say Chris wouldn't be the train wreck he is if he'd got better treatment for his disability, which could have lessened the symptoms to some extent.
In this post, Dan Dan the Piss Gulp Man claims that infrared waves can give off toxic heavy metal gases, thus failing both physics and chemistry, and then says that you should listen to people who are qualified not randoms on the internets.
In this post, Dan Dan the Piss Gulp Man claims that infrared waves can give off toxic heavy metal gases, thus failing both physics and chemistry, and then says that you should listen to people who are qualified not randoms on the internets.
Oh yeah, your various health problems were caused by saunas.
Absolutely, certainly, definitely not by guzzling litres of turpentine, kerosene and your own fucking urine.
fftopic:I actually saw a YouTube video of a guy using black salve for a cancerous tumor he had on his jawline. The very last video on his channel is his daughter explaining that he passed away from the cancer.
