💀 Horrorcow Sun Fruit Dan / Danny Glass - Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel

[Ginger Piglet]

So some poor woman suffering from serious depression posts on Dan's turpentine page about how depressed she is. Why she'd put it there instead of on a depression support page boggles the mind. Here's his reply:

So basically his advice boils down to spraying coffee up your arse and giving him money.

 

[Cacanus]

Nothing is better than pouring coffee in your anus when you're feeling down, trust me.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Bumparoonie!

Old Dan has expanded from peddling turps, bleach, and coffee enemas as a cure all and is now promoting that you should ingest...

KEROSENE.

Enjoy going blind and then dying, people.

 

[GethN7]

Bumparoonie!

Old Dan has expanded from peddling turps, bleach, and coffee enemas as a cure all and is now promoting that you should ingest...

KEROSENE.

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Enjoy going blind and then dying, people.

This is insanity.

Drinking a derivative of petroleum with castor oil is just adding two oil based items together and putting it inside a human gut. Castor oil is consumable, but it has no appreciable medicinal effects for anything this madman is recommending.

And autism cannot be cured, except by death ending the life of the person who has it, which this screwball is essentially trying to sell to people.

 

[January Cyst]

Castor oil is consumable, but it has no appreciable medicinal effects for anything this madman is recommending.

Well, it does lead to

 

[Slowboat to China]

I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.

Is this some kind of quackery arms race?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.

Is this some kind of quackery arms race?

The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.

(This is what woomongers actually believe).

Ergo, if one of them comes up with a bleach-swilling protocol, another will start drinking turps, and another will start putting away the hydrogen peroxide, then the first one decides that it's time to break out the kerosene. Pure kerosene only, of course, without blue dye or other chemicals (snerk) in it, natch.

 

[nad7155]

Old Dan has expanded from peddling turps, bleach, and coffee enemas as a cure all and is now promoting that you should ingest...

KEROSENE.

This crazy fucker is actually hurting people stupid enough to follow his advice.

A kerosene lamp is more useful to people than this loon.

At least the lamp can light the way to the shitter in a power outage.

 

[Slowboat to China]

The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.

(This is what woomongers actually believe).

Well shit, by that logic, some of them should move on to promoting all-natural lead therapy. It's toxic to living things, so you know it'll kill those darned dirty parasites! One .45 caliber dose between the eyes will cure what ails you.

OK, that was sarcasm. But honestly, I'm baffled by this. I love reading about the old snake-oil salesmen and the crazy shit that was happening in American medicine before the AMA got any teeth, but seeing their modern equivalent is pretty disheartening. It takes only the most rudimentary knowledge of ANYTHING to know that if it poisons a parasite, it could poison you.

Kerosene coming out in the feces ... Jesus. Somebody start searching Thai-language websites for "toilet explosion."

 

[Melkor]

I should've learned that Kiwi Farms can be as bad as Wikipedia for leading you on link safaris. The rope worms and black salve sent me down a hole of horrifying Internet quackery, and I've only just emerged ... To reach the last page of the thread and discover this eejit is now advocating drinking kerosene.

Is this some kind of quackery arms race?

fftopic:I actually saw a YouTube video of a guy using black salve for a cancerous tumor he had on his jawline. The very last video on his channel is his daughter explaining that he passed away from the cancer.fftopic:

I actually didn't know black salve was a faux cancer cure. You learn something new every day.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Modern medicine says drinking kerosene will fucking kill you, but I found this old, obsolete book from before standards of modern medicine were established that says drinking kerosene is A-OK!

Well shit, I found a medieval manuscript that says arsenic will cure the black death, I guess it's a legit treatment.

 

[Coldgrip]

The more it hurts and makes you feel like shit, the more your know it's working. They call it "die off symptoms" or "herxing" because the parasites they claim you have which are making you fat or autistic or depressed are trying to manipulate you into stopping.

In ancient times there was a belief that the worse your symptoms and sickness were, the worse the cure should be. This is the modern equivalent of that. Though at least the ancient "doctors" and healers had the excuse of genuine ignorance. This guy I swear knows what he's pedaling is bullshit.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/erikah-vanegas-agavegoddess.29543/
So it looks like Dan has rope wormed in himself another oddball of a follower.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I'm intrigued by this. And I go onto his Facebook and I find this.

Don't watch this unless you think that the scenes with Sweetrobin in Game of Thrones series 1 are erotic.

She looks incredibly unhealthy by the way. I'm pretty sure that there's peach-fuzz lanugo appearing on her emaciated form.

And here's a video of him explaining how to turps a 4 year old. That's just 2 years older than hippie wife's sprog up there.

If anyone turpses my children I swear I'll do time.

Finally, here's him telling a story about how his diet is so fucked that he managed to nearly poison himself with a small amount of sea salt. It started when his body told him it wanted sodium (are you surprised?!) and he swallowed half a gram of it. Therefore, all salt is BAD. He claims he had an oedema in his brain but I think he's probably lying because if he did he'd probably be dead. He probably felt non-cramped and actually having not hyponatremic for the first time in years.

EDIT: That video has some bonus content where old Dan goes "NNNNNGH! That's really fuckin' annoying!" because the camera wonks. He also thinks that you should always get your sodium from organic sources, i.e. plants, cabbages, etc. In other words, sodium chloride in solution. Ahem.

 

[ln18]

My take on this guy is that he's suicidal but trying to find an easy way to go. Turpentine didn't do it so now he's on to kerosene.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

And autism cannot be cured, except by death ending the life of the person who has it, which this screwball is essentially trying to sell to people.

It can't be cured per se, but, as with most genetic diseases, proper medical treatment can make a massive difference. People often say Chris wouldn't be the train wreck he is if he'd got better treatment for his disability, which could have lessened the symptoms to some extent.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

In this post, Dan Dan the Piss Gulp Man claims that infrared waves can give off toxic heavy metal gases, thus failing both physics and chemistry, and then says that you should listen to people who are qualified not randoms on the internets.

Oh, the hypocrisy.

 

[女鬼]

In this post, Dan Dan the Piss Gulp Man claims that infrared waves can give off toxic heavy metal gases, thus failing both physics and chemistry, and then says that you should listen to people who are qualified not randoms on the internets.

Oh, the hypocrisy.

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Oh yeah, your various health problems were caused by saunas.
Absolutely, certainly, definitely not by guzzling litres of turpentine, kerosene and your own fucking urine.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I just found this on his Facebook as well. Apparently his sister cured herself of a yeast infection by shoving borax up her lady garden.

Then the commentators weigh in with what they've stuffed up their minges in the name of health.

 

[Grog]

Are they pressing F to pay respects?