🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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It's going to be so funny seeing him try to debate E. Michael Jones. He's going to go completely fedora-tier unless he severely restrains himself.
 
E. Michael Jones vs. Styxenhammer666 debate over pornography.
Get it before YouTube yeets it. I'll figure out a way to post an archive here.
 
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"Alright everyone, I am going to speak to you in the cadence of a sage from a studio Ghibli movie while sitting on a warm pillow within a sensory deprivation tank, and offer better analysis than that tweaker Tim Pool would. I will extrapolate on today's topic by discussing my interrupting feline, the coffee which I keep stirring to create endearing noises for my viewers, and the fact that I garden turnips. Joe Biden should eat a turnip, probably would make him less dumb (hahaha). No, but in all seriousness, he's a loser and probably never edited a book on sacred geometry. Satanists don't really worship satan! They're doing it wrong, and whatever gobbledygook that they're attempting to powder their sacrifices' balls with at whichever pizza cafe, doesn't work! Hillary's insane, I'm from Vermont, and take a look at my garden! That's about all, peace out."
 
Jeffrey Epstein said:
"Alright everyone, I am going to speak to you in the cadence of a sage from a studio Ghibli movie while sitting on a warm pillow within a sensory deprivation tank, and offer better analysis than that tweaker Tim Pool would. I will extrapolate on today's topic by discussing my interrupting feline, the coffee which I keep stirring to create endearing noises for my viewers, and the fact that I garden turnips. Joe Biden should eat a turnip, probably would make him less dumb (hahaha). No, but in all seriousness, he's a loser and probably never edited a book on sacred geometry. Satanists don't really worship satan! They're doing it wrong, and whatever gobbledygook that they're attempting to powder their sacrifices' balls with at whichever pizza cafe, doesn't work! Hillary's insane, I'm from Vermont, and take a look at my garden! That's about all, peace out."
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The virgin Tim Pool:
- everything is complicated, can't make a conclusive statement on anything
- mixed race
- liberal
- wears a beanie to cover his bald head
- atheist
The chad Styxhexenhammer666:
- nothing is complicated, he calculates multivariable differential equations effortlessly whilst performing political analysis
- pure anglo
- libertarian
- doesn't wear shirt because he has nothing to hide
- worships the literal dark lord of the universe
 
This part is funny:


"Where I am, this community will begin to look a little bit like Venice, I suppose."
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Dude, how many months have you been in Amsterdam? You've never been to the downtown area? It's rows and rows of canals just like Venice. Also, where you said you are in Sloterdijk Slaughterdyke you're just a couple of metrostops away from Sloterplas on the lower side and the IJ harbour on the other side. You're already surrounded by water on all sides, dummy.

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Jeffrey Epstein said:
"Alright everyone, I am going to speak to you in the cadence of a sage from a studio Ghibli movie while sitting on a warm pillow within a sensory deprivation tank, and offer better analysis than that tweaker Tim Pool would. I will extrapolate on today's topic by discussing my interrupting feline, the coffee which I keep stirring to create endearing noises for my viewers, and the fact that I garden turnips. Joe Biden should eat a turnip, probably would make him less dumb (hahaha). No, but in all seriousness, he's a loser and probably never edited a book on sacred geometry. Satanists don't really worship satan! They're doing it wrong, and whatever gobbledygook that they're attempting to powder their sacrifices' balls with at whichever pizza cafe, doesn't work! Hillary's insane, I'm from Vermont, and take a look at my garden! That's about all, peace out."
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This is very pragmatic of you
 
Nykysnottrans said:
This part is funny:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-WOpRoG1axI:100


Dude, how many months have you been in Amsterdam? You've never been to the downtown area? It's rows and rows of canals just like Venice. Also, where you said you are in Sloterdijk Slaughterdyke you're just a couple of metrostops away from Sloterplas on the lower side and the IJ harbour on the other side. You're already surrounded by water on all sides, dummy.

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He literally just goes there every few months for pussy
 

Bernie Bros deserve to get torn apart in the most savage fashion possible and I'm glad Styx is actually delivering here.
 
I don’t think this guy looks that strange, it’s pretty weird that he doesn’t wear a shirt though. He reminds me of Joey Ramone so that’s cool. I think occult imagery is fun, but taking it seriously is pretty embarrassing. (I think in one video he explained meeting some Wolf from an album cover or something?) childish and boring.

I will say though he’s very good at guessing where politics are going and he’s one of the more inoffensive libertarian types. The people who are threatened by his ideas are probably even more awkward. He can be really interesting and I think he’s a punk rock/metal guy who’s very on the nose of being part of a counter culture. Probably a fun person and not really lolcow worthy.
 
Wow this thread has really exposed the utterly autistic nature of KF. No, Styx can not "make some interesting content" that byline only serves to underline how pathetically servile this board is towards their precious libertarian shill. Reality check, Styx is a vile monster, a con artist who runs constant Go Fund Me scams and engages in open MAGAtard shilling due to his extreme lack of respect for his audience. Here are some facts on Styx:

1. Styx made political videos for years and never cried about lowering taxes even once, but now his MAGA shilling has paid off and his income is higher every second video is him crying about how taxes need to be low for the good of freedoms. He is cynically trying to manipulate his audience into easing his tax burden, regardless of whether it suits their interests.

2. Styx is directly competing with Tim Pool for attention and losing. Pool is raking in high 6 figure viewcounts on every video, Styx is forced to make a video about corona virus every single day to even get close to 100k views on a video.

3. Styx makes disgusting slurping noises into his mic all the time because he has stopped himself putting his hand over his mouth while talking (used to do it in all his old videos) but has replaced it with taking a sip of coffee. This indicates Styx hasn't fully mastered his nervous tics, a curious situation for an occult master.

4. Styx is actively pro-Trump and will not only vote for him he will encourage others to. Not because he necessarily likes his policies, since Trump just lies 100% of the time anyway, but because it makes him money from boomers. He wants the working class youth (where he comes from) to go die in the Iranian desert just so he can make a few thousand a month. He literally wants to kill millions just so he can get like less than 5k a month.

5. Styx videos are literally just him blathering on off the cuff about shit he hasn't researched and doesn't understand for 10 minutes a time. Seriously, try doing some basic research on a subject of one of his videos before watching it and be blown away by how he is misinformed or wrong about nearly everything he says.

I could go on, but it's making me to sick to my stomach. Needless to say, liking Styx unironically is the most cucked thing a man can do. Styx is simply using the same manipulation tactic on his audience he developed to fuck those women who were posting earlier in the thread: Talking with confidence so he sounds authoritative and smart and make you defer to him. Styx is the definition of a midwit, but because he's a fast, confident talker you worship him. Horrendously embarrassing, even worse than thinking Sargon is smart because of his British accent.
 
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