🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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NotStopped said:
Wow this thread has really exposed the utterly autistic nature of KF. No, Styx can not "make some interesting content" that byline only serves to underline how pathetically servile this board is towards their precious libertarian shill. Reality check, Styx is a vile monster, a con artist who runs constant Go Fund Me scams and engages in open MAGAtard shilling due to his extreme lack of respect for his audience. Here are some facts on Styx:

1. Styx made political videos for years and never cried about lowering taxes even once, but now his MAGA shilling has paid off and his income is higher every second video is him crying about how taxes need to be low for the good of freedoms. He is cynically trying to manipulate his audience into easing his tax burden, regardless of whether it suits their interests.

2. Styx is directly competing with Tim Pool for attention and losing. Pool is raking in high 6 figure viewcounts on every video, Styx is forced to make a video about corona virus every single day to even get close to 100k views on a video.

3. Styx makes disgusting slurping noises into his mic all the time because he has stopped himself putting his hand over his mouth while talking (used to do it in all his old videos) but has replaced it with taking a sip of coffee. This indicates Styx hasn't fully mastered his nervous tics, a curious situation for an occult master.

4. Styx is actively pro-Trump and will not only vote for him he will encourage others to. Not because he necessarily likes his policies, since Trump just lies 100% of the time anyway, but because it makes him money from boomers. He wants the working class youth (where he comes from) to go die in the Iranian desert just so he can make a few thousand a month. He literally wants to kill millions just so he can get like less than 5k a month.

5. Styx videos are literally just him blathering on off the cuff about shit he hasn't researched and doesn't understand for 10 minutes a time. Seriously, try doing some basic research on a subject of one of his videos before watching it and be blown away by how he is misinformed or wrong about nearly everything he says.

I could go on, but it's making me to sick to my stomach. Needless to say, liking Styx unironically is the most cucked thing a man can do. Styx is simply using the same manipulation tactic on his audience he developed to fuck those women who were posting earlier in the thread: Talking with confidence so he sounds authoritative and smart and make you defer to him. Styx is the definition of a midwit, but because he's a fast, confident talker you worship him. Horrendously embarrassing, even worse than thinking Sargon is smart because of his British accent.
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Saying lul and uWu to this would be too dignifying of a response to whatever this is, but I will only say that this is representative of the fact that it can take only one post to make one a lolcow, albeit with none of the notoriety that Styx has, whether or not he has had his bizarre moments. He's still worth talking about, and you're not. I chalk it up to humbleness vs. arrogance.
 
He’s a self-made bohemian with a kind of natural intelligence and charisma around him. Honestly the antithesis of a cow, if there was to be such a standard.
 
Styx isn't co-dependant on being an interloper, he actually contributes to something instead of just trying to be in a clique. NotStopped is just mad at the internet and joined solely to post here.
 
NotStopped said:
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Jesus, if you're going to go out of your way and write a spiel about how Styx totally deserves to be lolcow'd, at least do it right. He's been on the internet for a decade and a half, and has said his fair share of dumb stuff. "Trump bad" and "Slurping near the mic" just makes you come across as having a bad case of TDS, man.

How about the time he seriously ran for governor of Vermont, but quit literally a month in because of "financial concerns?" Or that time when he advocated for invading California and claiming the land for yourself, since it's gone crazy with the gun control? Just a few months ago, he had a mental breakdown over twitter and asked his followers to help him escape the Netherlands

There's a lot to poke fun of about Styx. You've just decided to sperg over the most petty of details.
 
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NotStopped said:
Lol calm down
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A lolcow is an internet weirdo and people getting buttmad over a weirdo, let alone one who's an Ozzy Osbourne/late 1960s hippie-looking hybrid who owns vid-bombing cats and spoon clanks while talking about politics, occult stuff and making the occasional garden vlog is pretty lolworthy.
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Take a xanax and chill, dude.
 
Damn I'm amazed that my post merely mentioning Styx' flaws using publicly available facts got downvoted into oblivion, leaving my account in tatters. Is this kiwifarms or r/styxballfanningsub? Because Styx is the epitome of why you never trust a libertarian, Styx thinks shilling for Trump doesn't violate the """NAP""" because the people who will suffer and die at the hands of his Zio-policies will do so indirectly. Funny how nothing that makes Styx profit ever violates his so called principles, this is classic lolberg bait and switch tactics. But go ahead, downvote me some more. It's not like this account isn't already ruined, all from one post exposing Styx as the MAGAtard grifter he is. Just wow I guess, KF has lived long enough to become the lolcow.
 
NotStopped said:
Damn I'm amazed that my post merely mentioning Styx' flaws using publicly available facts got downvoted into oblivion, leaving my account in tatters. Is this kiwifarms or r/styxballfanningsub? Because Styx is the epitome of why you never trust a libertarian, Styx thinks shilling for Trump doesn't violate the """NAP""" because the people who will suffer and die at the hands of his Zio-policies will do so indirectly. Funny how nothing that makes Styx profit ever violates his so called principles, this is classic lolberg bait and switch tactics. But go ahead, downvote me some more. It's not like this account isn't already ruined, all from one post exposing Styx as the MAGAtard grifter he is. Just wow I guess, KF has lived long enough to become the lolcow.
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If you care about neg ratings, you probably shouldn't be posting here.
 
Christ Cried said:
The chad Styxhexenhammer666:
- nothing is complicated, he calculates multivariable differential equations effortlessly whilst performing political analysis
- pure anglo
- libertarian
- doesn't wear shirt because he has nothing to hide
- worships the literal dark lord of the universe
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NotStopped said:
Is this kiwifarms or r/styxballfanningsub?
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I have to agree to a degree. This thread had potential back in 2016 during the pre-Trump era. Since then there's been very little lols as you'd expect to see from other lolcows, and it's become a place for Styx followers to post his life updates. The last instance where someone offered a genuine critique got dogpiled on. I don't see this changing much going into the 2020 elections.
 
NotStopped said:
Damn I'm amazed that my post merely mentioning Styx' flaws using publicly available facts got downvoted into oblivion, leaving my account in tatters.
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And you think Styx is the cow? only fags care about up or down votes.
 
I will give Styx some of my own criticism Styx's/Tarl's refusal distance himself/call Sargon's for his many blunders and signal boosting and liking Tim Pool content annoys the hell out of me. I dislike Tarl's occult videos and strongly disagree with him on his support for Abortion and Transgenderism. Lastly for a man that clearly hates socialism he sure likes to talk shit about Joe McCarthy.

That all said I really like his coverage of politics and imo his optics have improved over the years. Styx now wears a fancy shirt and jacket in all of videos and he is no longer sickly skinny looking. He does do/say cringey things from time to time but overall I think he is only good member of Skeptic Crowd left.
 
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