🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Nikki, just because your eggs are drying out like raisins in the sun, doesn't mean that your partners are ready, willing, or able to make a lifetime commitment to you or breed you up as quickly as possible. Stop going from the first blowjob at night to discussing baby names in the morning, you're scaring away the retards as fast as you can reel them in.
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But the funny thing is she caught one! She had him in the net!
But dog catches car = UGH, he wants reciprocal love? AFFECTION? UGH! And his VOICE. Disgusting! (Please remember this is the woman who willingly would not wash her vagooter for weeks at a time because Tarl is such an alcoholic that if his woman's snatch doesn't taste of yeast, he can't be bothered).
 
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You don't say, Tarl
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Mr. Manchester said:
He claims to have not been sick for years in the video, the extra filth must have cured him.
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I guess Tard forgot about his lie about dying from some unspecified illness. It's almost like he just says stuff with the confidence of a completely delusional chuunibyou or something.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Nikki, just because your eggs are drying out like raisins in the sun, doesn't mean that your partners are ready, willing, or able to make a lifetime commitment to you or breed you up as quickly as possible. Stop going from the first blowjob at night to discussing baby names in the morning, you're scaring away the retards as fast as you can reel them in.
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I'm just happy the Nikkster is alive seeing as one millisecond after leaving Tarl for "being abusive" she shacked up with literally, and I mean LITERALLY the "most likely to beat the shit out of you just by looking at his face" man in Rutland.
 
What gets me about Styx and his Stolas worship is that he treats Stolas less as a demon and more as a surrogate for Jesus Christ. He prays to Stolas. He does good works for Stolas. He thinks Stolas blesses him. He says Stolas came into his life as a child. He says his relationship with Stolas has carried him through hard times. He puts faith in Stolas to direct him down the right paths in life. He doesn't really treat Stolas like a infernal demon prince at all. He just treats him like he's Jesus's fursona that does all the things Christ does for people but in a more occultish fashion. It's really lame.

Like just pick an angel or saint to pray to, nigga. They'll even let you keep your soul.
 
MikeyNohMore said:
Like just pick an angel or saint to pray to, nigga.
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Tarl doesn't even worship Satan. That wouldn't be Hot Topic occultist enough for him. Captain Warwick here has to be special, so he picks some faggoty owl demon that nobody ever heard of before Styx brought it up.
 
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