🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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IT AIN'T GONNA SLIDE DOWN EASY IF IT AIN'T CHEESAAYY!
Looks a little on the dry side IMO, but it's still at least two orders of magnitude better than cold spaghetti-os out of a fucking can. Especially since you as mentioned said it still was saucy below that cheese crust. Doubly so since spaghetti-os I'm pretty sure had quality cuts on top of always being shit. I'm not sure on the former but I know they taste horrible.

And I say this as a freak who can tolerate some real slop can meals. Like Celeste fucking pizza, cheap ass Mama Michelina stuff. Spaghetti-os suck ass.
 
This is quite the crash and burn.

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Honestly I do think Nikki has a good chance at beating this charge and I hope she does just so we can laugh at Tarl.

I kind of agree but now that we've all seen the new guy I kinda think she needs a hard slap of reality right in the face. Not only did she not learn from the Styx experience, she's doubled down on it. If anything this should be fun to watch.
 
Not going to dispute that. When tented, quite a bit of the internal moisture should hopefully drip down and rehydrate. Still, browned.
It happens especially with cheaper cheese. I've had lasagnas that come out like that and they still taste fine. It's just a visual thing really.

This is quite the crash a burn.

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I guess he randomly found the fart letter from the 19th century. Either that or he's just poorly copying people who make fun of Fatrick. Either way he fucked up the delivery. It's the sort of medium that you have to have complicated word play with, or be very brief with it, and this guy... this guy is a living queef.

Maybe he does need to go to prison again. You know, to remember how rectal prolapse feels when he inevitably tries to use red socking somewhere.
 
Tarl fails to grasp the perspective of his betrayed audience when he calls them retards for not exactly loving being trolled.

It's kind of like Son of Sam killer David Berkowitz having gotten upset with his victims for not cooperating with his murder plan.

Qualitative differences aside, both idiots think everyone exists for their pleasure, exhibiting exactly zero empathy.

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P.s.: How many times is he going to try to tardsplain the rationale behind his shitty writing? Getting louder doesn't mean you're getting "righter," you pud-eating trashprince.
 
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