🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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He's drunk-posting lovesick Howard Jones lyrics and giving eager fans a preview of "THE DOG MOLESTER".

Let me guess: guy molests dog and laughs. Goes even more nuts while laughing. Fucks something he shouldn't and/or amputates a penis. Goes to hell and keeps on laughing.
 
All The Reasons Why We Need Gun Control: In the United States published March 2018
This motherfucker. There is no argument for gun control.
Don't forget the cats! Farrah and Jannah were often the most entertaining part of his videos lol.
Didn’t they get rid of Jannah because the cats were fighting too much or something? I remember one of the cats needing to be “rehomed”. I think he said something about her peeing everywhere too.
Kids is next.
 
Hello everyone, this is Lilith. I am Mr. Manchester's sexy lover and have to report he had a seizure, no wait a stroke, we think. He's currently flopping around on the ground and can't see. Poor fella can't tell black from white or man from woman, real fucking shame. He also laughs at his own jokes more than he usually does. If he wasn't here making fun of idiots you certainly wouldn't have been able to do the same, ingrates. It's like you don't even see that Kiwi Gold! Anyway send money because he abandoned a kid or something.

This is what you sound like Tarl.
 
“I already was long ago my sweet summer child.”

Yes, Tarl was always a shitass, but he was much better at controlling it. Make hiding your personality disorder great again, Styx!
 
The irony in the whole, "sweet summer child" shit is that there are few people it applies to better than Tarl.

All this dumb fucker had to do was put the Trump takes in the bag, not get drunk and abandon his child, and store money away to live a comfortable happy life when the youtube shit would inevitably end. Jim Metokur did a whole thing about this years ago and he did the "I'm going to die" thing a lot better than Tarl did.

Youtube was your summer oh sweet baby stalker retard fucking child. The multi-year period when people in Westeros were supposed to get ready for a long winter? Except they all ended up getting into stupid fights and burning it all to the ground ignoring other looming threats? Sound familiar?

Who am I kidding? Tarl doesn't actually read books and the TV show sucked ass.
 
CURSES! Tarl has found out our vile secret enemy schemes! We're just pretending that he didn't have a stroke and not just believing his self admitted assumption that he did!

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Tarl. Most of us genuinely believe you're just lying and attempting to manipulate the remaining dents who still believe your nonsense. It's not like this is the first time you've been caught in a lie.

Thank you for supporting my unalienable right to call you a scumbag and a retard fucker.
He’s having some kind of wigger izzat moment where we can’t criticize his alcoholic spiraling because he fought for free speech. He is incapable of understanding that some of the criticism was meant to help him course-correct. Many such cases!
 
Anton started a campaign on GiveSendGo, not GoFundMe. The campaign is still active, but it has stalled at $1000. GiveSendGo does not deduct any fees, and the money can be withdrawn at any time regardless of whether or not the goal has been reached.

Tardl has not, to my knowledge, acknowledged this fundraiser. Anton started the campaign, so he would have access to the money.
Fuck you Anton bish, I bought my own meat slicer and my own South African spices. I can make my own biltong bish
 
Nikki has court April 8th
Sam has an eviction hearing April 1st I believe
Tarl doesn't have any dates until either VT or LA arrest him on his warrants.
I am up to speed on Styx's legal issues but not on court cases of the other involved parties.

The April 8th hearing for Nikki, does that relate to her punching Styx in the mouth?

I am not a lawyer so I could be completely off base with this, but doesn't the 6th Amendment to the US Constitution grant the accused the right to confront their accusers?

Sixth Amendment​

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.
The Vermont state constitution has an equivalent In Chapter 1, Article 10 https://legislature.vermont.gov/statutes/constitution-of-the-state-of-vermont/
Article 10. [Rights of persons accused of crime; personal liberty; waiver of jury trial]

That in all prosecutions for criminal offenses, a person hath a right to be heard by oneself and by counsel; to demand the cause and nature of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses; to call for evidence in the person’s favor, and a speedy public trial by an impartial jury of the country; without the unanimous consent of which jury, the person cannot be found guilty; nor can a person be compelled to give evidence against oneself; nor can any person be justly deprived of liberty, except by the laws of the land, or the judgment of the person’s peers; provided, nevertheless, in criminal prosecutions for offenses not punishable by death, the accused, with the consent of the prosecuting officer entered of record, may in open court or by a writing signed by the accused and filed with the court, waive the right to a jury trial and submit the issue of the accused’s guilt to the determination and judgment of the court without a jury.

Since Styx is the primary accuser and he is now a wanted man in 50 states, ignoring two warrants for his arrest, he will not be in court. Can Nikki move to have all charges dismissed since she is unable to confront her accuser in court?
 
Since Styx is the primary accuser and he is now a wanted man in 50 states, ignoring two warrants for his arrest, he will not be in court. Can Nikki move to have all charges dismissed since she is unable to confront her accuser in court?
I doubt it; in criminal DV cases like that, the state prosecutes, not the victim. Styx would only be the accuser if there's a separate civil suit later. She'll be facing State of Louisiana vs. Nikki Tardbeater

However, not having Styx there will certainly hamper the state's case since they will be lacking what would otherwise be their star witness, so she might skate if she turns on the waterworks and claims it was self defense, and they aren't competent enough to bring up her crowing and gloating about it online as being some kind of delayed justice and revenge for this or that.
 
The April 8th hearing for Nikki, does that relate to her punching Styx in the mouth?
That's the one, as said, the state is pressing the charges, they already have an interview on camera, but if her public defender is any good they can get it tossed before a trial. There's no clock on this, so it's harder for them to apply pressure to get a plea out of her. Most cases are plead out, trials are expensive, and not having a victim is a hurdle.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't tried the old thermometer-on-the-light-bulb trick yet. *COUGH COUGH* I have a fever, I'm too sick to go to court today.


Won't Sam be eligible for state housing when she becomes homeless? Maybe she can move in with Nikki! But since they can't interact, they'd have to put a line down the middle of the apartment, like feuding siblings in a sitcom.


Go back and watch his gardening videos from a few years ago, Styx should be kept far away from any sort of agriculture.


Don't forget the cats! Farrah and Jannah were often the most entertaining part of his videos lol.

Styx - Farrah the Cat Speaks her Mind.mp4
The next time his doctor types his name into the computer it’s gonna explode
neyw morbyd storeeee idea :THE PRISON COCK SUCKER!

A dude ruins his life sucking bpd pussy and thinks having a personality of a 12 year old emo kid protects him from black cock in prison

Styx is the type of retard that thinks South Park is “edgy”
 
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