🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Tharl didn't have a stroke, this much should be obvious. What he did do was the same thing he did to his child...hide from a responsibility because he's too big of a coward to face up to his life. He's being entirely genuine when he says he refuses to grow up, and that's in spite of everything and everyone in his life.

Sthyx made a bunch of nonsense up about being attacked by a drug dealer as the reason why he had to come back to the States, leaving his daughter and wife behind if I recall correctly. This stroke story is another fable to give an excuse for why he missed court. It never happened and to believe otherwise is foolish.

He's hiding in a different state away from the courts because he doesn't want to go to jail knowing he has been a chronic weak shit in his whole life and wouldn't survive, and was willing to go so low as to take advantage of a mentally disadvantaged woman to facilitate a roof over his head rather than just be homeless AND on the run. I can only imagine the bunch of horseshit he had to tell her to accomplish this and that's even setting aside her disability.

I actually agree with Warski in their recent segment about Tharl on the casino when he suggested that the reason he cannot access his YouTube or Google account is because he's trying to avoid raising red flags for himself with the location and GPS functions of his phone. All this is doing is digging a deeper hole for himself and he is entirely cognizant of it. Anything and everything he is doing right now is out of the fear of having to own up to his life and the consequences he's earned from his drunken freeloading stupidity.

It's hilarious to me that so many people gravitated toward this retard when he was a political commentator just because he was selling them the same bill of goods as everyone else. The alcoholic pirate dressing Peter Pan syndrome manchild lolbert living in their boomer Mom and Dad's garbage and junk submerged hovel is surely the arbiter of truth and objective morality of our times.

One reaps what one sows however. This should be a life lesson about what zero structure, alcoholism and some possible drug use (imo) mixed in can do to absolutely fuck your life into the dirt in short order. One drunken crash out and this dumbass is looking at at least five-seven years realistically.

Anyway, that is all. Peace out.
 
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Didn't like being called out for liking butt-stuff for your poopoopeepeeboogershitblood bullshit eh Tard? I'm sorry to break it to you but you still read as gay as hell to me. Only a weirdo who likes piles of throbbing meat in their holes write about them that much.

Also I'd still rec Cap'n Underpants over this dog-water. Rainbow fish is also more of a literary fount of wisdom. Wake me up when you actually have something that can raise an eyebrow; retard child shock humor like this is lamer and deader than malls and Hot Topic.

Splatterpunk takes creativity to even merely be shit, and you ain't even that,
 
I'm beginning to think the Turd Reich is Shhhtyx's alt ego, attempting to insert autistic chaos majik into this thread as a diversion.

It's Sam.

Half of your posts are talking about how you used to like Tarl and you getting mad at his exes. You joined late last year and have a few messages that are mostly just in the Tarl thread.

:thinking:Im not saying this guys is a Tarl sock but I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be.

This one too. Not Sandy, but the person they were responding too.

I saw at least one more while getting caught up on the thread. There were a couple more who could be, but they didn't post enough for me to be sure. Having so many socks actually makes it more obvious. I can't help but notice that all these different posters have the exact same style and voice.

Of course, it's possible it isn't Sam. It could be a different drug-addled ex with mental issues who is totally obsessed with him and made a dozen socks to haunt the thread and remind him that she still exists.
 
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Apparently, Grok scrapes kiwi farms.
 

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I get "watch don't touch," but has anyone called a Brooklyn NYPD precinct yet? Tharl isn't as slick at hiding as he thinks.
I don't think anyone cares enough to do it. Besides, Tarl trips over his feet so much lately that he's bound to catch heat one way or another.
So really, all we have to do is just sit back, wait, and eventually laugh at him when it happens.
 
I get "watch don't touch," but has anyone called a Brooklyn NYPD precinct yet? Tharl isn't as slick at hiding as he thinks.
Pretty sure NYPD has far more important things to deal with. They aren't going to actively seek him out and arrest to extradite unless specifically requested by NOPD.
 
And you censored your comments anyway and went petty baby tyrant because you wanna be Cap'n Drunk, the Baali Butt Pirate. You did nothing but babble with stupid levels of overconfidence for money and grift.

Learn to fake being sick better; the idiot child fake cough routine and forcing mommy to cover for you doesn't work with Johnny Law.
Yeah that’s great you are for free speech thanks. now when are you turning yourself in?
 
All Styx has to do to prove to his detractors that he had a medical crisis that day is to log in to his Rutland Regional Medical Center patient portal. There he can find information about what he's been treated for, labs, doctor's notes and more.
Simple as. And then he can gloat over us being wrong which narcissists absolutely love to do. It’s premium fuel, but he won’t do it because he is lying and there is no proof.
Interesting he doesn’t call out to old Stole-ass in his moment of duress :lol:
When he goes “oh - oh God” with that look of I dun goofed on his face, I lost it. And then he seizes on the herbs and spices for five minutes. 😭😭😭
Just what? I swear this is him trying to act like durrrrr I tell dumb jokes cuz I had a stroke hurrr poop. Haha isn’t that funny? Poopkakka AHAHAHAHA. Nobody is buying the act @Styxhexenhammer666. Drop the documentation of your hospital visit if you want anyone to believe you.
She eventually returned home from the hospital, perma-minus 20 IQ points due to bashing her own brains in so many times while drunk.
I don’t think Tardfucker has that many points left to lose.
He needs to address how much work he has done for gun rights for those of us who would like to keep our guns.
He has been a net negative on that front for sure. He thinks he’s fighting for a cause by merely agreeing with it. If he really cared about preserving gun rights he wouldn’t be waving them around like an absolute spaz and shooting holes in the floor of castle Warwick.
It's hilarious to me that so many people gravitated toward this retard when he was a political commentator
TBF a lot of people listened to him because he was like a chill news anchor at the time and doing the conservative family man thing. I don’t remember when I started listening to him (2017-18 maybe) but I do know that I stopped listening with any regularity when he started babbling about Chang the janitor stealing infected bats from covid labs to sell on the wet market. I just couldn’t take him seriously after that at all. I started tuning in again when he drunk tweeted about drug dealers, having connections to the mafia, and his army of clankers willing to do anything for him. That was the beginning of the end and the boob grab, in my opinion, was the point of no return.
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He has been a net negative on that front for sure.
I would have to dig thru his good reads again to find them, but he has made the case for, and against the right to bare arms. I should have made note of the publication dates at the time, because it probably corresponded to whatever chicks DMs he was slipping into. Going thru his list of published works is tedious because he just has so many edits and so few original works.

All The Reasons Why We Need Gun Control: In the United States published March 2018
The Gun Rights Debate: How To Win It published May 2023
 
Learn to fake being sick better; the idiot child fake cough routine and forcing mommy to cover for you doesn't work with Johnny Law.
I'm surprised he hasn't tried the old thermometer-on-the-light-bulb trick yet. *COUGH COUGH* I have a fever, I'm too sick to go to court today.

So her grand plan to get her rent paid worked out wonderfully in the end. At least Nikki and Tard will have housing provided at the state's expense. It's heartwarming to see.
Won't Sam be eligible for state housing when she becomes homeless? Maybe she can move in with Nikki! But since they can't interact, they'd have to put a line down the middle of the apartment, like feuding siblings in a sitcom.

I'm disappointed there's little chance of Tarl having to serve his time at Angola, having to work a field full time might actually have a positive effect on him.
Go back and watch his gardening videos from a few years ago, Styx should be kept far away from any sort of agriculture.

TBF a lot of people listened to him because he was like a chill news anchor at the time and doing the conservative family man thing.
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That was the beginning of the end and the boob grab, in my opinion, was the point of no return.
Don't forget the cats! Farrah and Jannah were often the most entertaining part of his videos lol.

 
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Eligibility isn't the issue. The issue is state housing programs run on a "first come, first serve" system and their waiting lists run from months to years behind. Even the "emergency programs" won't put her ahead of children. I also suspect Sam kicked all this off to use a DV situation and game the system this way, to her regret.
 
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