🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Locust Day said:
IT'S A CONSPIRACY! THE (((RUTLAND MEDIA))) ARE TRYING TO GET HIM PUT AWAY! HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! HE KNOWS WHERE THE TREASURE IS BURIED! UNDERNEATH THREE TALL TREES TO THE RIGHT OF SKELETON ISLAND, UP FROM SPY-GLASS SHOULDER! ARRRGH!

Fifteen men on the dead man's chest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for Styxhex —
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

"Shenanigans afoot; my legal counsel was apparently unable to attend the zoom call. Meanwhile the Vermont legacy media was there. The plot thickens."

(Isn't his "legal counsel" his mom?)

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Okay, at this point it's become obvious he keeps fucking himself over intentionally with this legal stuff just to feed his own narcissistic persecution complex. Nothing else makes sense to me, I know he's a stupid drunk, but this shouldn't have been this difficult, just fake two drug tests and you're good. Instead, he keeps fucking up, wanting to represent himself, faking a seizure, blowing off hearings entirely, showing up with his camera turned off to piss off the judge.

But with these X posts it makes complete sense; his fragile ego wants DESPERATELY to feel like none of this is his fault and he's actually being persecuted for being such a cool pirate badass. He knows he fucked up but he's going to spin this retard narrative anyway that he's being railroaded and persecuted because the system wants to bring down some badass libertarian or whatever and not because he's a dumb drunk who throws shit at women and points guns at them. This is a last-ditch attempt by his shattered ego to save itself the embarrassment of accepting the truth. IE he's totally fucking lost it bros
 
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Someone making multiple styxhexhammer666 threads on /pol/. It’s either Tarl Warwick himself or someone pretending to him. Jannies are deleting the threads for suicide baiting.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
but I don't get the appeal of KC
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It's quite simple "actually". For the subset of humans whose brain chemistry is addicted to the sounds of constant bellicose yelling and screaming (and bell ringing), and the sight and sound of a video play back being paused every one trillionth of a millisecond, it's the best show in town.
 
bookers said:
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isnt this guy on the run from the law or something?
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Man, Tarl really is too cool for us. He's staring down the barrel of spending time with some of the most violent niggers in the entire country and not only does he show up to the hearing drunk and slurring, but he's managing to make nonchalant tweets while he vomits both from boxed wine and from stress and fear.

Total Stolas W! I'm fuming over here!
 
bookers said:
isnt this guy on the run from the law or something?
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The gravity of his situation wont sink in until he's in prison after a few weeks to a few months.
Even then, that's the best case scenario; there's no way to convince him otherwise.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
2 active warrants?
Can we go for the trifecta? Dare we dream?
Tarl; beat the shit out of the retard and flee to NJ.
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Not that I hope this happens, but considering how much he preys on vulnerable women, I can see him getting one for Mel.
 
Orcinus Orca said:
I understand. Why is he caring about men's' shoes instead of trying not to get arrested?
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Deluded gork is trying what worked before, glossing over the open, festering, stinking sore that is his life, now broken open and steadily oozing into every video, every Xeet. He thinks we can't see, or possibly revels in the negative attention as his life merges into Nutty Norman's. He will make himself the problem and attention must be paid. He doesn't know how to let go of the attention, so he mortifies himself in a desperate attempt to keep the attention.

Alas, he can't even win Lolcow of the Year here. Only a tiny rump of ex-Ckankers keeps the spotlight on him.
 
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