🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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our captain in still on the loose!
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Naked News was conceived by Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stasyna and debuted in December 1999 as a web-based news service featuring an all-female cast.

Who the hell wanted to look at a sunken-chested twink? Expose yourselves!
I listened to him years ago for the same reason I listened to The Morning Kumite. It was occasionally interesting background noise while I worked.
 
I've been following this soap opera, but couldn't publicly sign up for Kiwi Farms until recently. I had a falling out with my girlfriend not long ago too which caused me to turn into a total retard for a while.

Being a retard is one thing. We're all just human. What I don't understand and respect is that Tarl you abandoned your knock out wife and child in favor of a weird polygamous relationship with some ugly run-through whores. What the fuck dude? I'd do anything for my child, even if it meant I had to kill to protect them. Once you're done dropping the soap in the slammer and you get out clean, please reconnect with your child. The father figure is by far the most important in the family.
 
He got really lucky with the "fake news" zeitgeist, where people were totally disillusioned with mainstream media and wanted to hear the news from anyone who didn't come with a corporate chyron at the bottom of the screen. Same with Jeremy Hamplanet Quartering and Tim Pool the Dim Fool. Now years later people have either become far more radical than these "independent media" casuals, and hence dissatisfied with their milquetoast takes, or they're totally burned out on politics and sick of hearing about it from anyone.
I agree he got lucky with Tarl being in the right place at the right time. But even back then Tarl would constantly push alternative platforms (Bitchute, Rumble, Gabe, the list goes on).

Maybe he thought he would could become the biggest one there if he got in early, but I think now that hes cracked he really sees himself as the edgiest of the edge-lords.

He hes been edge-lord posting all day this is just an example.
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He really thinks hes the pinnacle of not allowed opinion boy stuck in 2006 when anti christian was taboo.
 
I agree he got lucky with Tarl being in the right place at the right time. But even back then Tarl would constantly push alternative platforms (Bitchute, Rumble, Gabe, the list goes on).

Maybe he thought he would could become the biggest one there if he got in early, but I think now that hes cracked he really sees himself as the edgiest of the edge-lords.

He hes been edge-lord posting all day this is just an example.
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He really thinks hes the pinnacle of not allowed opinion boy stuck in 2006 when anti christian was taboo.

It's pretty clear that at least in spirit, he's that aging barfly running through his "Glory Days" repertoire. As Styx, he hasn't had a novel idea in ten years, and he's so out of it that he thinks the world's development arrested with his. Even his whining about the so-called war is just his recycled boilerplate from 2003. He's replaced his fast ball with a Spencer's flail.

Mannerisms, eyes, speech patterns, can't hold a proper thought train, fidgeting, etc. I'm very confident without power leveling.

She does have some flight of ideas but it proves nothing. Could be evidence of nervousness. What's a little more disconcerting is when she breaks off and seems to be talking to someone else.

Without power-leveling, this is what's good and true in what you wrote:

"Mannerisms, eyes, speech patterns, can't hold a proper thought train, fidgeting, etc"

That's all true. Any conclusions drawn from that are surmise.
 
But buffy has little to none experience in dealing with pirates.
What will he do when Captain Tard Fuckwit of The Seven States sails his shitty old honda(i got no idea what car he has) across the states to escape US law enforcement, as he pillages several gas stations for their booty!
That booty being twinkies and bottled water, and maybe few hundred dollars if hes courageous enough to point his cucklass at a lowly pajeet working the register.
Tarl doesn't drive because of his crippling anxiety. That being said he really should get a Cutlass, the car, not the sword... If he's going to start knocking over gas stations he should probably get the sword too. Time to upgrade from his temu machete.
 
It's been several years since the Matey Party has declared the PiReich, consisting of most of the Caribbean islands. The convention hall shows many Party flags (red with a white disk in the center featuring a black Jolly Roger) some of which are hoisted from poles topped with a crown-wearing owl, its wings outstretched and perched atop an ouroboros.

A lone figure approaches the stage and the Mateys in the audience begin to quiet down. As he takes his place at the Crow's Nest and adjusts his microphone, we get a glimpse of the SeaFärer underneath his hat and see that while he has no eyepatch he is at least missing a front tooth. He begins his speech without showing much emotion and talks mainly about mundane civic issues such as rum production and parrot literacy. Things become more animated when he declares that no economy of his will ever forgo the use of gold coins and he raises his palm toward the crowd while loudly declaring the party motto:

"Tolbus Sasolute!"

The Mateys raise their right hands (some ending in hooks, others clutching a mug of ale) in response and give a hearty Tolbus Sasolute of their own. The SeaFärer then goes on to talk about the threat posed by landlubbers generally and the need to put ninjas back in their proper place of cutting sugarcane. Just as things are drawing up to a fever pitch he stops the speech in its tracks, looks into the camera and in a mild-mannered tone delivers the coup de grace:

"That's about all. Peace out."
 
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