🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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El Chicharron said:
The ideal situation is that they shoot him and he narrowly survives, maybe loses a testicle, then goes to prison.
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The don't send pirates to prison. They send them to the Gibbet to serve as a warning to others who may be thinking of taking of piracy.
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Just to nitpick, right up until you bopped him in the face, you were all that to Sam. When you have the power to do so, you're a vindictive bitch. Did Sam deserve it? 100%, but you're just as much of a bully as you claim she is or Tarl is. The only thing that keeps you from doing it more often is you habitually make life choices that disempower you. But when you have the occasion and the means, you're in the mud with them.
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I disagree, I am in the mud with them only in verbal or internet altercations. I would never call the police on somebody and lie to them in order to have somebody arrested, which both Tarl and Sam do on a regular basis. I would never extract thousands of dollars from somebody and expect them to pay my rent after they broke up with me & I had them arrested multiple times, as sam has done, and I would never give thousands of dollars away to women, just in hopes that they would fuck me, like Tarl has done ad nauseum. I started a GiveSendGo where people are free to donate or not because I have no money and unlike sam, I have not leeched off men my entire life. I have done the reverse, I have paid my own way and even given men money for my entire life.
 
deleuzeon said:
Imagine ruining your life this badly over alcohol. At least Rekieta did serious drugs.
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And he did it without even leaving the house, for the most part. Somehow, he avoided the barfights and DUIs and still ended up with mounting legal problems and a busted mouth. It's impressive, if you think about it.

When he gets into a recovery program, the other guys will be sharing crazy stories from their wild drinking days. They'll turn to Tarl and ask him to participate. He'll have to say something like: "I spent a decade guzzling box wines and cheap vodka in a dank, squalid room with only the blue light of my computer screen for company, while rubes fed me money for giving glib takes on current events. Gentlemen, to quote Richard the Second: 'I wasted time, and now time doth waste me.'"

The looks of utter disgust and loathing he will receive in response require a better writer than I to put into words.
 
Locust Day said:
And he did it without even leaving the house, for the most part. Somehow, he avoided the barfights and DUIs and still ended up with mounting legal problems and a busted mouth. It's impressive, if you think about it.

When he gets into a recovery program, the other guys will be sharing crazy stories from their wild drinking days. They'll turn to Tarl and ask him to participate. He'll have to say something like: "I spent a decade guzzling box wines and cheap vodka in a dank, squalid room with only the blue light of my computer screen for company, while rubes fed me money for giving glib takes on current events. Gentlemen, to quote Richard the Second: 'I wasted time, and now time doth waste me.'"

The looks of utter disgust and loathing he will receive in response require a better writer than I to put into words.
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All the more pathetic that he'd be sat there telling his story in a gay pirate hat.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I disagree, I am in the mud with them only in verbal or internet altercations. I would never call the police on somebody and lie to them in order to have somebody arrested, which both Tarl and Sam do on a regular basis. I would never extract thousands of dollars from somebody and expect them to pay my rent after they broke up with me & I had them arrested multiple times, as sam has done, and I would never give thousands of dollars away to women, just in hopes that they would fuck me, like Tarl has done ad nauseum. I started a GiveSendGo where people are free to donate or not because I have no money and unlike sam, I have not leeched off men my entire life. I have done the reverse, I have paid my own way and even given men money for my entire life.
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So how much money did he give you and what did you spend it on?
 
What are the realistic possibilities of his whereabouts?

isn't he some sort of agrophobic shut-in who can't function on his own?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I disagree, I am in the mud with them only in verbal or internet altercations. I would never call the police on somebody and lie to them in order to have somebody arrested, which both Tarl and Sam do on a regular basis. I would never extract thousands of dollars from somebody and expect them to pay my rent after they broke up with me & I had them arrested multiple times, as sam has done, and I would never give thousands of dollars away to women, just in hopes that they would fuck me, like Tarl has done ad nauseum. I started a GiveSendGo where people are free to donate or not because I have no money and unlike sam, I have not leeched off men my entire life. I have done the reverse, I have paid my own way and even given men money for my entire life.
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Ok cool, your personality disorder expresses slightly different than Sam's. You're still here talking about how Sam is the worst human on the planet. But you took every opportunity you had to hurt her when you could, that's what I was talking about. You're trying to muddy the sewage by telling us things we already know about them. Outside of Mel (who apparently he's been talking with for a while or something?) you're the newest girl at the party. We know Sam is a horrible excuse for a collection of human DNA, but you are claiming you're just an innocent smol bean uWu while also going out of your way to hurt and antagonize, while also saying I STRIKE OUT ON BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN (except Sam).
 
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