🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I think our boy is past the point of no return.
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Sweet Esther said:
You know... It sucks the child has a dead beat dad, but honestly she's better off without such a mega-loser- faggot like Tard @Styxhexenhammer666. He'd probably do more damage to the development of the child with his presence of being in her life, than not being there. Anyhow... Tard will never recover from this, he's a grade-A lolcow, whose slowly spiraling down the toilet. I'm enjoying his deserved descent.
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Precisely, look at Ethan Ralph's progeny, Tragic that they have a drug addict ragepig for a father but his permanent absence in their lives is the one and only kindness they'd receive from such a creature. Same with Tarl. It's sad that they'll not only most likely, have some abandonment issues to work through but also a concise years long video record of just how much of an embarrassing, faggot, derelict they were in life.
 
General Insomnia said:
Styx can't beat the 11-year statute of limitations because he's already been charged, he can't get time served because he isn't in jail, and he can't even make another appearance until he deals with the warrant. If prosecutors in VT find him, I'm confident they'll request his extradition from a directly neighboring state. What the fuck is he doing?
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Just to add to this, I used to watch a show about people who went on the run from the law (I Almost Got Away With It), and the dumbest people on that show all had the same stupid idea.

"I'm going to go to New York City and hide there, because I'll be able to disappear into a sea of people. They will never find me there because I'll be among millions of other faces."

They don't realize that there's something like 100,000 police officers in the city, or that the city's entire goal for the last quarter century has been using surveillance to make sure the next 9/11 doesn't happen. They test the latest law enforcement technology and there are cameras literally everywhere.

Good luck, Tarl!
 
Chongqing said:
Just to add to this, I used to watch a show about people who went on the run from the law (I Almost Got Away With It), and the dumbest people on that show all had the same stupid idea.

"I'm going to go to New York City and hide there, because I'll be able to disappear into a sea of people. They will never find me there because I'll be among millions of other faces."

They don't realize that there's something like 100,000 police officers in the city, or that the city's entire goal for the last quarter century has been using surveillance to make sure the next 9/11 doesn't happen. They test the latest law enforcement technology and there are cameras literally everywhere.

Good luck, Tarl!
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Plus the first time he gets blackout drunk and slaps around his next girlfriend, minute his prints hit the system it's "Hey there Crack Sparrow, rise and shine, Yar matey, good news you won't be here long, we'll get you processed on your domestic charges here and out of court by midday, right in the back of a waiting extradition transport heading back to the state that you ran out on a bench warrant"
 
Chongqing said:
Just to add to this, I used to watch a show about people who went on the run from the law (I Almost Got Away With It), and the dumbest people on that show all had the same stupid idea.

"I'm going to go to New York City and hide there, because I'll be able to disappear into a sea of people. They will never find me there because I'll be among millions of other faces."

They don't realize that there's something like 100,000 police officers in the city, or that the city's entire goal for the last quarter century has been using surveillance to make sure the next 9/11 doesn't happen. They test the latest law enforcement technology and there are cameras literally everywhere.

Good luck, Tarl!
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And even in NYC a bad Vampirate Captain Jack Sparrow cosplayer kind of stands out.
 
ShiverStar said:
Holy shit this is a great rundown, @Sekhmet666 . I totally forgot about him trying to break down Sam's door with a FUCKING FLAIL after she faked a suicide attempt!!!
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Nigger has every D&D weapon. What a flailing homo.
 
RodgerDodger said:
And even in NYC a bad Vampirate Captain Jack Sparrow cosplayer kind of stands out.
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He looks like he could have a long gun in his trenchcoat. The cops in the neighborhood or wherever he is will definitely notice him.

Don't a lot of streets have facial recognition cameras or something?
 
Mortifyer said:
I just got a bit homophobic when someone called me a faggot out of nowhere.
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You know I rarely comment in this particular thread. I mostly lurk here as I used to be a fan Way Way back in the day. I went to your profile to see if you were some kind of styx associated retard after seeing the slap fight here, and you are not, you're just a random person. But I am losing all sympathy for you here because you are apologizing for being homophobic. Don't do that. Ever. That actually makes you a legit faggot. Gay or not.
 
Erikkk said:
True, his best bet would be heading to LA and living on Skid Row with the other crack fiends and weirdos. Or fleeing to Mexico and becoming Ralph's roommate.

Please God, let it be the latter.
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Bossmanjack has violated his terms again right? Only a couple more freaks and Sam Hyde can have a México version of Fish Tank!
 
Taser Confetti said:
Bossmanjack has violated his terms again right? Only a couple more freaks and Sam Hyde can have a México version of Fish Tank!
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He's been smoking crack for two weeks of the three weeks he's been free, he has court in under 1 week, crack takes about 3 days to get out of the system but Bossman will likely test positive if they test him because he is not a skinny twink he was he was before his jail time. He only streamed a few minutes today, but he was visibly high on crack or meth, you can always tell by how much jaw clenching he is doing and today looked like he was eating handfuls of gravel.

Spoilers : Bossman won't stop smoking crack.
 
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