🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sweet Esther said:
You know... It sucks the child has a dead beat dad, but honestly she's better off without such a mega-loser- faggot like Tard @Styxhexenhammer666. He'd probably do more damage to the development of the child with his presence of being in her life, than not being there. Anyhow... Tard will never recover from this, he's a grade-A lolcow, whose slowly spiraling down the toilet. I'm enjoying his deserved descent.
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Agree. He probably wanted her aborted. Men who try to get their children aborted should never be allowed to take part in their kids' lives. The reason is that such men have to live with the guilt of having tried to kill their children and their coping mechanism is to be such horrible fathers that their children will fail at life and thus the men can feel better about what they wanted done to their kids before they were born. This is why family courts don't show any mercy to men who tried to get any of their children aborted. They know such men should never have any custody of their own kids unless the mother of their children allows it.
 
Look at this hokey false bravado:

"You may get me down on one knee but you will never get me on two. I am a Warwick."


(Yeah, Tarl, the Warwick name has lost a bit of its luster since we saw your dad's police report). This guy has spent his whole life avoiding adult experience. Miraculously, he figured out a way to earn a living while doing so through e-celebrity, but he still was totally unprepared for the crises he brought on himself: marriage and girlfriend, health, legal and financial difficulties. His default position is to retreat into fantasy and defiance and hope the problems resolve themselves somehow. Like, if he just pretends the court cases are stupid and unimportant, and the authorities are incompetent buffoons, they can't affect him much. This is a child's way of coping.

As an aside, wouldn't it be crazy if they book Styx into Rikers Island (supposed to close, but apparently they're keeping it open a while longer)? Like New Orleans, he picks the worst places to be arrested. I figure next time he'll vacation in Detroit.
 
ShiverStar said:
Nikki posted a Styx update. Archive incoming but I'm just on my phone so if someone wants to do a local one let me know and I'll stop working on mine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMNaUmkzLzw
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Information from the video that I don't recall reading in the thread:

- Knows for a fact that he knew about the court date because he was informed when they were still together. Stood out in her memory because it was her dad's birthday and they talked about it

- Was constantly on the phone and having inappropriate conversations with Sam during his marriage to Liz

- He hadn't smoked weed in years, Nikki tried to get him to switch to weed from alcohol since it's less physically dangerous but it just made him go full schizo

- Claims to have been recruited by various unnamed psyop organizations as an agent while locked up in a mental institution

- Claims to be trained in every martial art. Weapons, krav maga, etc.

- Claims he could break down someone's mind in minutes

- Has been claiming to Nikki that he is dying of a terminal illness since last June. The nature of the illness constantly changed every time she asked about it. Said he was going to die of illness/suicide/suicide by cop in two weeks on an approximately 4 week cycle
 
There She Glows said:
- Claims to have been recruited by various unnamed psyop organizations as an agent while locked up in a mental institution

- Claims to be trained in every martial art. Weapons, krav maga, etc.

- Claims he could break down someone's mind in minutes
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It's amazing how accomplished he was! A regular Walter Mitty in his ability to fantasize about possessing incredible power.

[Quick cut to the disheveled pirate on the bed, smirking into his armpit and drawling, "You have ... no idea ... how powerful ... I am."]

(You're right. I don't.)

Since he was probably the kid in high school trying to give himself hickeys in the mirror, he would dream about ways to control people and situations, and fantasizing about magic is just one more way.

All those practices promise a great deal of control over people compared to the effort you put into them.

I wonder if he ever tried the Vulcan Death Grip on anyone.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Since he was probably the kid in high school trying to give himself hickeys in the mirror, he would dream about ways to control people and situations, and fantasizing about magic is just one more way.
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If you go back a couple hundred pages, I think @General Insomnia posted his highschool photo. His affectation was having a backpack on wheels. Weeny Tarl literally wheeled his books between classes. Probably got picked on so much that he crawled into that Spencers at 15, and just never returned.

E: It was @Stinkum
 
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There She Glows said:
- Claims to have been recruited by various unnamed psyop organizations as an agent while locked up in a mental institution
- Claims he could break down someone's mind in minutes
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Yet he's afraid to just show up in court and defend himself, proving that he knows these are really intoxicated delusions.
 
There She Glows said:
Knows for a fact that he knew about the court date because he was informed when they were still together. Stood out in her memory because it was her dad's birthday and they talked about it
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When you have an ongoing case, they schedule your next date before they let you leave. Usually they actually provide you with a piece of paper with the date of your next appearance. He did attend virtually last time, so he might not have gotten the piece of paper, but the judge definitely scheduled it with the clerk while he was in the conference.
There She Glows said:
He hadn't smoked weed in years, Nikki tried to get him to switch to weed from alcohol since it's less physically dangerous but it just made him go full schizo
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That spice story is like 11 years old, he made a video about how it messed him up, when I was looking for the autistic girls video (Morgan, not Mel) it came up in the results, that was around the time I started watching his videos occasionally and I remember it. I've smoked spice once or twice and it isn't pleasant as a pothead, but it won't show on drug tests.
 
I'm just assuming that to avoid reality even more as he plays some dogshit vampire character he played in a trash larp back when he was teen or young man he took the weed himself. Because for all all of them suck, it's still his choice to cross fade, piss himself in bed, and give himself palsy by drinking his brain to dementia.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Pretty sure Nikki gave him some weed, and then he went "psycho", but being that her narrative is about as reliable as Sam, YMMV.
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Not everybody has a pleasant experience with cannabis. Some say that it has paradoxical effects in people with ADHD and the like (which Tarl claims to have). There are even studies pinpointing the different brain pathways in people who flip out after smoking it.
 
Holy shit. We're nearly 1400 pages.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
There are even studies pinpointing the different brain pathways in people who flip out after smoking it.
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I don't doubt it. I smoked some basic ditch weed, and then- yeah- party later when they had already started to alter it for higher THC. Shit threw me for a fucking loop - it was way too damn strong for me, and I didn't smoke much. Never touched it again; never wanted to.

That said, I don't think any narrative is specifically trustworthy.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Pretty sure Nikki gave him some weed, and then he went "psycho", but being that her narrative is about as reliable as Sam, YMMV.
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YMMV indeed, but I can see it happening. Modern cannabis strains have far more THC than in the past, like on the order of ten-fold. It's led to a lot more psychotic episodes, and there's quite a bit of literature on it. It might not have that effect on a long-haul smoker like Nikki, but put that much THC into a frail little bird like Tarl and who knows what lunacy you get.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Not everybody has a pleasant experience with cannabis. Some say that it has paradoxical effects in people with ADHD and the like (which Tarl claims to have). There are even studies pinpointing the different brain pathways in people who flip out after smoking it.
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And even someone who isn't actually schizophrenic can sure act like it if they're high on weed while blackout drunk.
 
On the night of this blood moon not only did I successfully complete my wizard ritual of basic hygiene, going to work and the gym but I know it was successful because my Rickey's Felted Sauce arrived today, a day early. My powers of wizardry are at their zenith this night. Whatever stupid backwards tampon magic Tarl is trying to do right now is just going to fail miserably and probably backfire.

I will now complete the blood moon ritual.

Tarl Warwick is a retard.

BY THE POWERS OF THE BLOOD MOON I PLACE A CIRCLE OF PROTECTION ON EVERY KIWI FARMER, TMDWU
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Holy shit. We're nearly 1400 pages.

I don't doubt it. I smoked some basic ditch weed, and then- yeah- party later when they had already started to alter it for higher THC. Shit threw me for a fucking loop - it was way too damn strong for me, and I didn't smoke much. Never touched it again; never wanted to.

That said, I don't think any narrative is specifically trustworthy.
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By about the mid 1980s I decided that it was way too strong and unpleasant. Terrifying, even. My experience with it was a lot like Styx' description of his bad spice trip. I felt like an insignificant atom about to wink out of existence.

Somebody else can spark up my share, forever.
 
There She Glows said:
Claims to have been recruited by various unnamed psyop organizations as an agent while locked up in a mental institution
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The only time I've ever encountered this line before was from severe drug addicts. It's one of their favorites, for whatever reason.
Maybe they just want to believe that their sad lives actually have meaning. That they're actually special, not just loser junkies. And their brains are too fried for them to realize that this is all just wishful thinking, willful misinterpretation, delusion.

I even had a classmate try to convince me, in the middle of a college trip to Europe, that he was a member of a US government agency.
He whipped out a city map, started pointing out government offices and other key locations that he was going to visit that day for something, and told me that he could really use a guy like me for some "important work" while we were there. He knew that my college major lined up with government work, and he suggested that he could even help get me hired by the Feds once we got back home.

From context that I would learn later, he just wanted me to watch his back while he went around the city buying drugs.

eta: The professors got called by the police all week and had to chase this kid around the city. I think he got deported mid-trip.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
BY THE POWERS OF THE BLOOD MOON I PLACE A CIRCLE OF PROTECTION ON EVERY KIWI FARMER, TMDWU
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...can you use your wizard powers to pick a better color combination for your font & background?

But seriously congratulations on the Felted Sauce, I'm a lover of hot sauces but I missed my chance. I think I heard them say that true fans will pour at least some of the bottle into their own eyes. The More You Know™
 
1400 get!
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..well, was a 1400 get. Dammit.
 
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
If you go back a couple hundred pages, I think @General Insomnia posted his highschool photo. His affectation was having a backpack on wheels. Weeny Tarl literally wheeled his books between classes. Probably got picked on so much that he crawled into that Spencers at 15, and just never returned.
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I didn't post the highschool photo. That was @Stinkum.
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It's barely worth posting because of how bad the quality is, but someone might get a laugh out of it so here it is anyway.
Tarl's high school year book photos.
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