🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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ShiverStar said:
Nikki posted a Styx update. Archive incoming but I'm just on my phone so if someone wants to do a local one let me know and I'll stop working on mine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMNaUmkzLzw
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Thank you @Sekhmet666 for the video.

And don't fret over things like lighting or whatever, you're fine. You're easy to understand and it's all good.

"I don't have a good Styx impression" ...just lisp !
 
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Malikov said:
Tarl may try to get to Canada (with Mel tagging along) and hide out in JFs igloo.

A few days from now Tarl and JF could be spit roasting a sped.
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Now this is a kino course of action for Styfh to follow. He just needs someone who can drive him over a thousand miles without crossing a CBP checkpoint or any Canukistani police forces while Tard either drinks himself stupid or detoxes during the trip. Please Mel, have a friend with a car and mental disabilities. JF will welcome this triumverate of tards with open arms.
 
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All right, listen up.

Ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for 25 hours.

Average foot speed for a drunk gay pirate, barring injuries, is 2 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 50 miles.

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every mall, homeless shelter, liquor store, sailing ship, owl nest, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles.

Be ready for lame magic and an army of crazy scorned ex's.

Your fugitive's name is Mr. Tarl Warwick.

Go get him.
 
@Sekhmet666 I don't know if you've mentioned it in the thread or Tarl did, but the secret agent training is the funniest shit ever. It wasn't something that I was aware of before either. Just gets better and better, great video.
 
Now hear me out. . , We announce that the governor of North Carolina has received an "Act of Grace" promise note from King Charles that forgives all crimes and he just needs to set sail to Bath and promise not to domestically abuse any more women and he's free to go.
Wait for him to try and retrieve the document, then twenty Redcoats jump out, shout "Sike!" Drag him out to the gallows and we all gather round and watch him do the hangman's jig to a jaunty violin sea shanty with his Temu pirate hat at a whimsical angle?

Worth a shot yay or nay?
 
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trolol said:
Hopefully he finally had his last drop and is found dead in a ditch somewhere.
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If he actually did it I would have at least 1% respect for him in going out on a true low

Beige said:
Crazy that we’re getting to the point that Styx of all people is becoming a lolcow fugitive from justice.

Can’t believe how much this dude fell off, I really considered him to be one of sanest, least annoying online political commentators out there for awhile. He really lost his mojo after the 2020 election though, and it just became obvious that he was phoning it in and grifting superchat money off of his audience of Facebook boomers after awhile. I always thought Styx would just fade into a being a stoned weirdo who just obliviously livestreams to an audience of 10 people, never would’ve thought he’d have the balls to do anything crazy or wind up in jail (outside of maybe getting caught with drugs).

It really is fascinating that we get to witness over-and-over how even a relatively small amount of attention, money, and pussy can cause miniature rock-musician style degenerate flameouts to happen. Ego is a hell of a thing.
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I knew he was done for when he quit a hour or so into the 2020 election stream , like it’s one of his main videos that thousands watch and he just randomly fucked off and left everyone asking wtf happened
 
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ShiverStar said:
Nikki posted a Styx update. Archive incoming but I'm just on my phone so if someone wants to do a local one let me know and I'll stop working on mine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMNaUmkzLzw
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You know... It sucks the child has a dead beat dad, but honestly she's better off without such a mega-loser- faggot like Tard @Styxhexenhammer666. He'd probably do more damage to the development of the child with his presence of being in her life, than not being there. Anyhow... Tard will never recover from this, he's a grade-A lolcow, whose slowly spiraling down the toilet. I'm enjoying his deserved descent.
 
Sweet Esther said:
You know... It sucks the child has a dead beat dad, but honestly she's better off without such a mega-loser- faggot like Tard @Styxhexenhammer666. He'd probably do more damage to the development of the child with his presence of being in her life, than not being there. Anyhow... Tard will never recover from this, he's a grade-A lolcow, whose slowly spiraling down the toilet. I'm enjoying his deserved descent.
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Absolutely. The only thing good that Tarl can do for his daughter is stay the fuck away from her. I hope Liz has a good h ead on her shoulders. I hope some fucking imported wog never hurts the little girl.
 
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Rutland County is, of course, well known for firebombing children and chattel slavery.
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You're on record as a woman beater who routinely attempts to murder them like a drug cartel official or an african warlord. Also threw out the lolbertarian credo by acting like those two stellar examples when people mock you via censoring.

I'd say grow up, but you butt chugged yourself into a palsied and lisping manbaby who worships a gay owl from a cartoon to avoid being a father and refuse to admit that's a problem. You subconsciously dress like a pirate not do do some gay and lame Smiling Jack LARP as you think, but because tick-tock tick-tock, the gator that is the Boys in Blue are comin' for you bish.

Have fun with seething over reading being called a lame, gay, and crippled Captain Hook retard.
 
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