🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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AncientPhosphur said:
Someone tell him if he goes to jail they’ll take away his booze and pirate hat
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If he goes the can and sobers up comes out and stays clean the LOLz are over and I'll be sad he might even willingly shower.
Lukie said:
Oh my God Tarl is so full of shit.

I turned up to YOUR court case before you did last week and setup Zoom the night before so I knew it would be functioning correctly. Everyone here was aware of your court case yesterday. How can you lie and say you weren't aware of the court appearance yesterday?
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Because alcohol.....DUH LOL.
 
trolol said:
Hopefully he finally had his last drop and is found dead in a ditch somewhere.
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Michael Wade said:
This is not going to end well. Shit he may already be dead for all we know.
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I still think he might kill himself before going to prison. People say he's too cowardly to do that but I don't see suicide as something brave people do. He greatly fears prison, that's why he keeps fucking around with the court dates. His "terminal illness" arc was clearly him fixating on death as a possible alternative.

Oilspill Battery said:
What's the point of noshowing? You never get away with it and it always bites you in the ass unless you literally leave the country.
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Alcohol has reduced him to a childlike state. He is essentially hiding the report card from his parents to prolong the consequences of his actions for every possible second.
 
Laughing Putin said:
Is he still at home? Or did he flee the state?
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He faked a seizure and fled to NY during his Zoom meeting at the last trial.
Mama Pam got up real close to the camera to shout over everyone
MA BOY! HE'S HAVIN A CESEAR! HE'S IN DA AMBALANT GOIN TO THE HOSPETAL!

He then took a bus to New York.
 
Laughing Putin said:
Is he still at home? Or did he flee the state?
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He said at about the time his laptop "broke" that he was headed back to Vermont. While we aren't sure where he is, this indicates some awareness of the need to be in Rutland, presumably for court.

I think he's dimmed his online profile and is arrogantly trying to manipulate everyone. I also think he's avoidant as fuck. He's frightened as a girl about the piss tests, among other things.

Styx is not a man; he's a quivering Boston cream pie.
 
JoeHallenbeck said:
Is it certain he will face jail now, or can his lolcow plot armor still save him?
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He will be arrested and spend at least the amount of time it takes to get processed and ready for his next hearing. This will already be enough to traumatize him, and if we end up getting him back he will be crazier for the experience.

If he can get the $2400 together, he might, and this is a BIG if, get to leave again to start the avoidance all over again until his next court date for his negligent discharge and DV abuse (pointing a gun at Sam but not having the balls to pull the trigger)
 
A pirate without a ship, a crew, or any gold and booty. The crown took away his cannons and flintlocks and now all he has is his bottle of rum.

Tis a sad sight.
 
All of you are going to feel pretty stupid when he DSPs his way out of this thanks to the power and influence of Stolas.
 
When tardl first chimped out with his Euro wife was when I stopped watching his channel. I missed him losing his front tooth, I assume this happened months ago lmao. Haven't really been paying attention lately until the current thread pin.

The lisp through his front tooth makes him sound even more unhinged. Scuffed pirate arc Styx doesn't look like he's been convinced to pull the stick up quite yet, maybe a brief stint in jail will do him some good.
 
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
https://x.com/Styx666Official/status/2028753446032073033 (archive) (ghost) (nitter archive)
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https://nitter.net/Styx666Official/with_replies (archive)
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This keeps getting better and better. :story:
I suppose the warrant should've came to him in a dream or Stolas could've reported it; that would've helped.

Peachorino said:
This person is either an occultist/low-IQ drunken libertarian shill, an alt of a scorned ex, or it's one of Styx's own alt accounts.

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It could be a troll trying to egg Styx on.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
10 doubloons says he will start quoting the Articles of Confederation upon his arrest.
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Twist ending: he does, but goes full retard and starts quoting the canadian articles of confederation

and fuck sending dog the bounty hunter after him. I want somebody to send arthur morgan after him, so he gets lasso'd, hog tied and hauled back bent over a horse while getting bitch slapped for not keeping his mouth shut
 
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