🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sekhmet666 said:
He is free to acquire and disseminate all my personal court documents and has already done so. This is life. It is unfair.
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If you don't want your personal life and stanky ass laundry broadcasted live in 4K for all to see, maybe you shouldn't blast it all over the internet and/or don't engage in criminal/illegal/morally repugnant behavior. It's extremely easy to avoid doing both of those things (if you aren't a twat).

The legal system is publicly funded, so it being mostly public is 100% fair and just. Cry more.
Delany's Donkey said:
has anyone checked Tortuga? i hear that's where his type usually go when they're trying to hide.
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Tardl has strapped sea turtles to his boots and is currently making his way to Bimini, matey.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
The Constabulary has declared the pirate, Thtickth Hekthenhammer Thikth Thikth Thikth, an enemy of the crown.
All ship captains must do him harm, or expedite his capture.
Wanted for the crimes of -
Faggotry, Drunkenness, Drunken Faggotry, Faggy Drunkenness, and Devil Worship.
A 2500 pound reward shall be issued to he who brings him to port in chains.
God save the King!​
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I read that in PPP's voice lol.
 
There She Glows said:
This thread is a toilet and everybody has diarrhea.
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Don't get him excited.

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Reminders to the people defending Tarl "over some BPD bitch,"

1. he really has been physically and emotionally abusive to multiple women, As we speak he is shacking up with an actual retarded girl whose rich parents set her up with an apartment in NYC. This girl really does NOT look like she's able to give consent and now Tarl is fucking her and spending all her money.

2. he's been constantly drunk and stoned on stream but telling his caring, generous audience he's actually dying (and that they're also going to die and go to hell, so sorry to have to tell you akshully). He berates and blocks anyone showing concern or asking questions.

3. He is always hiding behind his mommy and multiple other women to avoid the consequences of his own actions even while he controls and abuses them. He thinks he can hide in the retarded girl's home in commie run NYC and doesn't think New York cops would execute a warrant if ordered (they absolutely will pick his white ass up)

4. He really thinks he's better than you, isn't subject to the same laws you are, and if you aren't an atheist, you are a stupid knuckle dragger whom he will literally torment when we all get to hell together.

If you're sick of terrible women and a corrupt legal system there are many men more worthy of your concern than this faggot pirate lush.
 
The NY courts would definitely go easy on Mongo Mel. Tarl is truly a gentleman easing the legal punishment that would have gone onto his parents following an arrest.

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Mortifyer said:
Yes. Because I got 20 people keep asking me the same fucking thing. Wake up.
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Bro, with all due respect, sometimes you just have to take your L and walk away. You probably aren't going to win friends and influence people simping for Tarl in this thread,
 
THE KIWI COUNCIL HAS DECLARED A TEMPORARY ALLIANCE BETWEEN ALL WITCHES AND WARLOCKS FOR THE CUCKING OF STOLAS. ALL LUNAR BLOOD WITCH COVENS. GO. ALL INCEL SUICIDE WOTAN PACTS. GO. WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL. STOLAS BINDING SEA RITUAL. GO. COUNTERCURSE PROXY SCURVY DICK STEALING RITUAL. GO. ACTIVATION CODE HARRY POTTER. GO!

Oh my god are you fucking kidding me what are the odds.

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WE HAVE REPORTS THE FOODIE BEAUTY THREAD HAVE SUMMONED THE FUCKING WORM MOON. STOLAS THE OWL DEMON IS BEING LURED AWAY BY THE LUNAR ENERGY. MAH GAWD STYX IS WIDE OPEN.
 
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